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This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#44601: Apr 18th 2021 at 6:36:39 PM

Guy Pain Train punches into the noise, Guy walks in to see a rat in a black business suit now with a hole in his chest, the rat eyes scared before look up to see Guy and says "G-Guy is that you! B-But how that truck should have killed you?!" the rat screams, "But I'm still here. and you think you could just rat me out and get away with it punk" Guy says before Pain Train grabs the rat's ribcage and breaks it has bones stabbed inside the rat's body, the rat stops moving, And Pain train rips the head off and gives it to Guy as he walks back to the bearded man's car.

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
AwdryFan Future Person of Relevance from Right Behind You Since: Feb, 2021 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Future Person of Relevance
#44602: Apr 18th 2021 at 8:48:01 PM

Harper goes up to Jimbo. "Excuse me, we're looking for an abandoned warehouse? Light gray, rectangular, says the words 'Abandoned Warehouse' on it? You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?"

By the time Jimbo had managed to recognize the existence of the person speaking to him, they had apparently already left.

"Oh, phooey! I was just at an abandoned warehouse! Though, I doubt it was the abandoned warehouse they're looking for, given that the one I went to wasn't even abandoned..."

Suspense! Thrills! Jimbo! It's... whatever this is!

Another day, another forum.
Immortalartisan AI with access to the console from The fire Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
AI with access to the console
#44603: Apr 19th 2021 at 1:26:36 AM

An off screen voice

“Why do I get the feeling we’re going to be working on a spin off soon?”

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SmilyTrope112 The ViDuck from The Quack Seas Since: Aug, 2020
The ViDuck
#44604: Apr 19th 2021 at 1:43:22 AM

Tilly, who followed the group to the warehouse district, finds an empty warehouse, which had a few items in it that she could test her stand on, so she begins trying to put barriers around these items and then trying to break said barriers. Breaking them, though, was harder than it looks. First was a tin can, and she then tries breaking it.

SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#44605: Apr 19th 2021 at 1:44:28 AM

"Guys, should we do something about the dude who decapitated a poor rat?"

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#44606: Apr 19th 2021 at 6:31:08 AM

Guy walks back to the car, rat head in hand, guy goes in the car seeing the bearded man eating a burger from Dan's the bearded man turns to the rat head and says "And what is that?" he says pointing at it, "Just a prop" "Ok?" the bearded man says "so where too?" "Drive to the address 2983 dirt road bleck" Guy says back the bearded man nods driving away.

Edited by This on Apr 19th 2021 at 6:33:11 AM

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#44607: Apr 19th 2021 at 6:54:30 AM

Libre amplifies his voice.

"THAT'S NOT A PROP!"

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#44608: Apr 19th 2021 at 2:05:57 PM

Harper and Harper seem to have already gone into a warehouse. Oddly enough, it actually is light gray with the words "Abandoned Warehouse" written on it. In the same font as their map, too.

"Perfect! Now let's get to work!"

Harper summons The Moss, and tries, experimentally, to have it attack something in the warehouse.

The Moss doesn't walk or use its legs at all, rather it slides across the ground whilst remaining perfectly still. Upon reaching a crate, it strikes it with its fist, leaving a nice sizable hole in it.

Harper turns to look at another crate. It has words on it in some language or other.

"Say, I wonder where this crate is from?"

Suddenly, as if in response to this question, both Harper's and The Moss's eyes glow a brilliant green. Before Harper's eyes, they watch the series of events that led to this crate coming to where it is, over the course of several months. This takes a few seconds to unfold in their mind.

"You know," Harper says to Harper, "that was far more interesting than I expected from a crate."

Edited by aPod-ofSeals on Apr 19th 2021 at 4:06:36 AM

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SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#44609: Apr 19th 2021 at 2:54:11 PM

"Alright alright ALRIGHT-"

Libre fires off his hook gun, sticking the hook on the roof of the bearded man's car, and proceeds to launch himself off to land upon the roof.

Edited by SomeLibre on Apr 19th 2021 at 4:56:22 PM

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#44610: Apr 19th 2021 at 6:53:00 PM

The bearded man looks up and, says "A friend of yours?" Guy opens the left side of the car door and says "Yes" before getting up on the car roof, guy makes his way up the car roof and, says "So what are you here?" Guy says, fixing up his tie and summoning Pain Train

Edited by This on Apr 19th 2021 at 6:54:04 AM

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#44611: Apr 19th 2021 at 6:59:48 PM

"Look, I heard from the hooded dude that we're gonna have to fight...someone. Which is why we have these Stands..." As the keys and tines of his stand orbit around him, he realises that things might've started to stray.

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#44612: Apr 20th 2021 at 5:53:17 AM

"Yeah ok just let me get my revenge and then I will get back to you guys"

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#44613: Apr 20th 2021 at 2:31:31 PM

Meanwhile back at the warehouse...

"Okay, so finding out the story behind literally anything could be useful..."

"But not so much in combat. I mean, if we end up paralyzed for a few seconds, that could be bad."

Harper and Harper think for a few seconds about how they could turn this into a combat-useful ability, since after all, they are going to have to fight with this thing.

"What if we made it bad for the other person? Maybe we can get our Stand to give visions to someone else..."

"Leaving them open to an attack from another Stand! We just need to find someone to test it on. The visions part, not the getting-attacked-by-a-Stand part."

Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#44614: Apr 20th 2021 at 9:01:33 PM

Playing is at the warehouse.

"This warehouse is a good fightin' spot."

This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#44615: Apr 20th 2021 at 9:38:25 PM

The car drives around the road until "We are here" the bearded man said, stopping the car launching both Guy and Libre in the road near a big evil-looking skyscraper

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#44616: Apr 20th 2021 at 9:57:04 PM

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

He drops into the ground.

"Ask me before knocking me off, yeesh!"

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#44617: Apr 21st 2021 at 12:18:30 AM

Warehouse

Tropes shuffles through after the others, looking lost and confused.

"Am I in the right place? There don't seem to be many evil people here...unless those seals are evil!"

Tropes points at Harper, clearly expecting his Stand to do something. However, it doesn't.

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SmilyTrope112 The ViDuck from The Quack Seas Since: Aug, 2020
The ViDuck
#44618: Apr 21st 2021 at 2:21:01 AM

Tilly, who, by now has managed to learn how to use her stand's barrier powers on objects, decides to move onto living beings, and can be seen trapping rats in her barriers. Thankfully, the rats don't seem to be suffering, indicating that the barriers are airtight, thus meaning no problems with breathing in the barriers.

MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#44619: Apr 21st 2021 at 5:32:44 AM

"Tropes, you don't need the seals to be evil to attack them; we've been over this. The Tropesburg Zoo's got a respawn machine for a reason!" Knife walks in and does the same thing Tropes does, pointing at Harper.

This time; the Stand actually does something, as Vampire Money sends out blades that spin around in circles around the seals.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#44620: Apr 21st 2021 at 6:44:38 AM

The seals seem utterly unperturbed. "Oh, wow, spinning blades!"

One of them gestures towards Vampire Money with their tail. The Moss slides towards it and attempts to punch it.

Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#44621: Apr 21st 2021 at 6:46:33 AM

Guy gets up from his impact and looks up at the sky-scraper, and says one word "Sly.Co"

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#44622: Apr 21st 2021 at 6:49:55 AM

"Alright. Also, I haven't asked you your name."

Edited by SomeLibre on Apr 21st 2021 at 9:01:20 PM

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#44623: Apr 21st 2021 at 6:53:34 AM

As The Moss swings at Vampire Money, both it and Knife manage to dodge the punch. Knife shifts focus away from the seals, and now aims Vampire Money's blades towards the Moss. "Oh, hell yeah. Now things are moving along."

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#44624: Apr 21st 2021 at 1:20:03 PM

Guy brushes his pants and turns to him and, responds "Who?"

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#44625: Apr 21st 2021 at 1:47:25 PM

Harper and Harper's tails twitch in unison, and The Moss slides out of the way of the blades. Most of them, anyway. One of them hits it straight in the chest, bouncing off the stone and leaving a sizable dent in it. The Moss reacts as if in pain - it slides back in a way that suggests staggering without actually, you know, moving its legs, and its arms fly to its chest. Its three glowing eyes flicker.

Harper and Harper also reel in pain. "Ow," one of them says, in a way that seems more perfunctory than pained... but despite this apparent nonchalance, they are clearly injured.

Nevertheless, with more dramatic tail movements from one or both of the seals, The Moss continues the attack, sliding forward again at great speed and unleashing a flurry of punches.

Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.

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