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Bobthedeadguy Not a guy anymore, ignore the name from IN YOUR COMPUTER!!! Since: Jan, 2019 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
#44301: Apr 2nd 2021 at 2:13:53 PM

Bob glances at Kafka. He could have sworn she looked different last time, but he doesn't really care. He used to look not dead, but nobody except him cares about that one.

"Yeah, I remember you. I think."

S-O-N-I-C, THAT'S ME!!!
Omega-Z Gaming God from your mom's hive Since: May, 2019 Relationship Status: I love you for psychological reasons
Gaming God
#44302: Apr 2nd 2021 at 2:15:55 PM

"Bro, pass a Coke Infinite!" He holds it up, showing it off to the dubiously existent camera. "Coke Infinite: Flavor To The Infinite Power" His razor-sharp teeth do that little gleam thing that commercial guys do.

tvtroputtin these nuts in yo mouf
aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#44303: Apr 2nd 2021 at 2:18:20 PM

Harper looks at Kafka.

"That name sounds familiar. Are you a writer, by any chance? Also, haven't you been dead for, like, at least a week?"

The other Harper takes a look at the back of a Coke Infinite. "Hmm... says here 'made from all-natural laboratory waste.' Well, they used the word 'all-natural,' so it must be good!" They pour the contents into their bowl of food.

Edited by aPod-ofSeals on Apr 2nd 2021 at 4:26:47 AM

Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#44304: Apr 2nd 2021 at 2:28:35 PM

"Hey, Kafka

I've never noticed that you look like a girl before"

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#44305: Apr 2nd 2021 at 3:29:39 PM

Enthusiasm overwhelms Libre the moment he sees Kafka again after he finishes dealing with the tapes.

"HEY KAFKA! I'M SORRY FOR THAT SHITTY GREETING BACK AT THE FAIR!"

Edited by SomeLibre on Apr 2nd 2021 at 5:30:41 PM

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#44306: Apr 2nd 2021 at 4:45:10 PM

"Oh, hello there, Kafka! Great to see you again. So, what's going on and what's up with the hooded guy?"

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#44307: Apr 2nd 2021 at 5:17:42 PM

Guy looks around before looking at the still burning truck and says “Well, I better get going now” Guy begins to walk away from the burning truck

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
DubhKafkaesque from Scotland Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
#44308: Apr 2nd 2021 at 6:21:38 PM

The hooded figure throws Kafka at the closest available couch. She lands with a yelp in an uncomfortable sprawl.

"She did not bring me here! I brought myself here! For the sake of warning you of the threat I've been alluding to, and giving you a weapon to fight them with!"

He pauses.

"You, ah. You do confront villains on the regular, right? Like the TV show says you do?"

Hail majestic corporate light, heaven born and ever bright!
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#44309: Apr 2nd 2021 at 6:27:00 PM

"Not all! Some pass out as they're used to help others!" Libre responds, showing his mechanical thumb prosthetic.

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#44310: Apr 2nd 2021 at 6:28:42 PM

"Well, most of us are capable. I'm personally more than capable. So, who do you need us to rough up? Some rival coworker? Some taxman?"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Bobthedeadguy Not a guy anymore, ignore the name from IN YOUR COMPUTER!!! Since: Jan, 2019 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
#44311: Apr 2nd 2021 at 6:34:57 PM

"I'm plenty capable. What villain do you want us to fight this time, though?"

S-O-N-I-C, THAT'S ME!!!
Tre could be worse from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
could be worse
#44312: Apr 2nd 2021 at 6:45:31 PM

Midway through said conversation about villainy, the crew hears a knock on the apartment door.

"Sounds like you guys are kinda busy so I'm just gonna leave this here!" the person behind the door says, followed by a powerful whoosh.

It's a basket of candy, with a card, along with a pair of billowing trails from what appears to be a jetpack.

To the Tropers: Happy Nondescript Spring Holiday Themed Around Baby Chickens and Bunnies — From Your Friend, TRL

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#44313: Apr 2nd 2021 at 6:47:03 PM

Bobbit worm: [sees the basket and the trail] Uh who was that?

Edited by SomeLibre on Apr 2nd 2021 at 8:47:55 PM

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#44314: Apr 2nd 2021 at 6:51:27 PM

Guy moves his hand into his pocket only to be surprised by his phone being gone “And they robbed me too?!” Guy screams in rage

Edited by This on Apr 2nd 2021 at 6:52:06 AM

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#44315: Apr 2nd 2021 at 7:04:16 PM

Tropes picks up and reads the card.

"Aw, that's nice...I think they meant autumn, though."

thebeatles.com/careers
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#44317: Apr 2nd 2021 at 7:07:01 PM

"Hell if I know. Oh, Tropes? Let me help you with reading that." Knife takes the card, flips it upside down, and hands it back to Tropes. "Should be more clear now."

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#44318: Apr 2nd 2021 at 7:08:55 PM

Guy takes a seat on the road and waits for a car “How did this happen to me?” Guy thought in his head

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#44319: Apr 2nd 2021 at 7:10:52 PM

Guy is promptly surprised by a voice over his shoulder; turning around reveals another unknown figure on the road, a nondescript boy holding up his stolen phone between two fingers. "Tragic, I know," they say. "But it’s nothing personnel kid."

He’s stared down for about three full seconds before breaking into a frenzied sprint into the distance and disappearing.

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#44320: Apr 2nd 2021 at 7:13:13 PM

"Thanks Knife!"

"Ah, so it'a gu!LdZ, not Spring. Makes sense."

Edited by TropesForever on Apr 3rd 2021 at 12:13:30 AM

thebeatles.com/careers
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#44321: Apr 2nd 2021 at 7:18:58 PM

I look out the window, spotting the altercation on the road.

"Damn, that trash can guy just got mugged."

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#44322: Apr 2nd 2021 at 7:21:17 PM

"Really? Damn, I was rooting for him. This is surely the most dramatic thing that will happen today."

thebeatles.com/careers
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#44323: Apr 2nd 2021 at 7:28:20 PM

"I think I need to go nurse Delilah..."
(Chey then exits the scene, confused at everything.)

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Omega-Z Gaming God from your mom's hive Since: May, 2019 Relationship Status: I love you for psychological reasons
Gaming God
#44324: Apr 2nd 2021 at 7:32:28 PM

"I'm 100% percent sure it's safe to agree with you. Nothing that is more interesting than that situation will happen today, surely."

tvtroputtin these nuts in yo mouf
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#44325: Apr 2nd 2021 at 7:53:51 PM

Guy in even more rage try’s to run after the boy “WHEN I FIND YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT I WILL KILL YOU!” Guy screams running around trying to find the boy

"It's Thane! Whack him!"

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