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aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#44276: Apr 1st 2021 at 4:53:39 PM

"Did she cook it? Or was it served cold?"

Meanwhile, the other Harper closes the door, reasoning that holding it open isn't going to make plot happen any faster, and besides, do they really want to be standing right there when it does happen?

Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#44277: Apr 1st 2021 at 8:26:10 PM

Guy looks up at the person and try’s to clean himself up, moving his messy gray hair to one side and removing the trash on his suit before making eye contact with the person and says “Well have you hear about my business called Guy Electronics”

Edited by This on Dec 8th 2021 at 8:51:50 AM

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
DubhKafkaesque from Scotland Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
#44278: Apr 1st 2021 at 8:40:29 PM

As the hooded figure finally approaches the residence of the Tropers, they notice, hallelujah! A seal is holding the door open for him! He doesn't recall there being any seals in the cast of Tropers: The Series, but pinnipeds are hardly the strangest thing to have graced the show, are they? He holds the still-dazed Kafka up in the air, hoping their recognition of a "friend" might help his case.

"Tropers of Tropesburg! Terribly sorry to interrupt..." He glances over the scene. "Whatever this is supposed to be, but I have terrible news - and an offer to make!"

Hail majestic corporate light, heaven born and ever bright!
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#44279: Apr 1st 2021 at 8:45:27 PM

As the man walks in holding Kaf, announcing his deal, Knife walks in and pushes him aside. Guys. Awful news, some guy in a trash can just caused a city building to blow up, I was looking FOWARD to blowing it up myself...hey, who's that hooded dude?"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Bobthedeadguy Not a guy anymore, ignore the name from IN YOUR COMPUTER!!! Since: Jan, 2019 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
#44280: Apr 1st 2021 at 8:45:56 PM

"Do you guys actually NOT know the weird guy for once?"

S-O-N-I-C, THAT'S ME!!!
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#44281: Apr 1st 2021 at 8:47:31 PM

"Which weird guy? I spot at least three, not counting you."

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Bobthedeadguy Not a guy anymore, ignore the name from IN YOUR COMPUTER!!! Since: Jan, 2019 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
#44282: Apr 1st 2021 at 8:48:57 PM

Bob points at the hooded figure.

"Actually, he's surprisingly normal compared to the usual. Unless the usual has changed in my absence."

S-O-N-I-C, THAT'S ME!!!
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#44283: Apr 1st 2021 at 8:50:33 PM

"Oh, yeah, no idea who that is. Don't know the guy in the trash can, either. Those seals? Also don't know them. I don't even know who this fox is."

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#44284: Apr 1st 2021 at 8:52:05 PM

"Same here. So many new people; I don't even know who keyblade dude over there is. When'd he get here?"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#44285: Apr 1st 2021 at 8:54:25 PM

"Have some respect! That fox is the creator of hit 2015 video game undertale."

thebeatles.com/careers
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#44286: Apr 1st 2021 at 9:02:43 PM

"Huuh?!" I shout, noticing Tropes. "Who are you?!"

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#44287: Apr 1st 2021 at 9:08:37 PM

"I don't know! What makes you think I would know?"

thebeatles.com/careers
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#44288: Apr 1st 2021 at 9:27:37 PM

"I don't know! What makes you think I would know?!"

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#44289: Apr 2nd 2021 at 1:36:23 AM

"Whatever it is, I'm not paying for it unless it's reasonably difficult to steal"

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#44290: Apr 2nd 2021 at 7:24:39 AM

The other seal pokes their head out the door with the bowl and looks at the hooded figure. "Oh, look, Death!"

"Nah, he hasn't got the voice for it. I bet he's some sort of secret agent." They glance at the figure with suspicion. "You're not from the Moldovan government, are you?"

Edited by aPod-ofSeals on Apr 2nd 2021 at 9:25:30 AM

Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
ElenaOkami Most Anonymous Anon from Everywhere. So everywhere you don’t need a where Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Singularity
Most Anonymous Anon
#44291: Apr 2nd 2021 at 7:37:38 AM

Elena aims her flamethrower as she looks at the hooded figure up and down "Oh, I thought you were one of Baguette Corp's people. Is you offer a partnership? Toast Co needs partners! Just sign here" She hands a document to the figure

Edited by ElenaOkami on Apr 2nd 2021 at 3:37:55 PM

Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#44292: Apr 2nd 2021 at 7:59:36 AM

Harper and Harper procure a lamp from nowhere and shine it in the figure's face. They then start firing off questions at the hooded figure, all in the same accusatory tone. "Who are you? Who do you work for? What have you seen? What have you heard? What have you eaten? You see a turtle upside-down in the desert and do nothing, how do you feel? When will you stop beating your wife? Are you married? What is your mother's maiden name? What is two plus two? What is your quest? What is your favorite color? Can Senator Harper Sealy, that's them right there, count on your support during the Republocrat primaries? What is your relationship with your mother? Do you feel lucky? Do ya, punk? Do you speak Romanian? Is it true that you learned Romanian specifically to prepare for the oncoming Moldovan invasion? What do you know about the Milkman? Would you like a food?" With the last question, Harper jabs the bowl of "food" aggressively at the figure.

Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
Omega-Z Gaming God from your mom's hive Since: May, 2019 Relationship Status: I love you for psychological reasons
Gaming God
#44293: Apr 2nd 2021 at 9:28:01 AM

"Wow, okay, I'm just gonna process all this."

tvtroputtin these nuts in yo mouf
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#44294: Apr 2nd 2021 at 10:39:47 AM

A second passes, before Knife lightly taps Daniel in the arm. "Alright, processing time over, back to the important shit. Which one of you guys ordered hoodie guy over there?"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
SmilyTrope112 The ViDuck from The Quack Seas Since: Aug, 2020
The ViDuck
#44296: Apr 2nd 2021 at 10:52:22 AM

Tilly walks out of the kitchen and says: "Not me - I was too busy at the Martial Arts Club to do it."

AyyBee121 Since: Apr, 2020
#44297: Apr 2nd 2021 at 12:15:12 PM

Bee looks at Kafka. "I was wondering when the Melee fandom was going to get so obsessed with the game that they would start to get cosmetic surgery to make themselves look like Fox. Though I must say, you turned out way better than I would have expected. Anyway, who are you, hooded figure?"

This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#44298: Apr 2nd 2021 at 12:20:35 PM

Guy fixes up his tie and says “Well, I am Mr. Guy the owner of what was my business Guy Electronics“

Edited by This on Apr 2nd 2021 at 12:21:11 PM

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
DubhKafkaesque from Scotland Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
#44299: Apr 2nd 2021 at 2:04:32 PM

"So, uh... you buying that or not, buddy?"

The man in the classic rock vest looks up from his philosophical contemplation of the green can of "Coke Infinite". The pimply youth at the counter of the convenience store blinks at the intensity of his expression. He just wants his paycheck, man, why's this town gotta be so full of weirdos?

"Hm. This... Coke Infinite. I have not seen it elsewhere."

"It's, uh, Tropesburg only. Mayor Forever's the only government leader in the world who didn't classify it as a biohazard. Mayor Badger's thinking of marketing it as part of local culture."

The man clasps his free hand in triumph.

"The drink of power unimaginable... then it is true. This Tropesburg truly is the prophesied town. The place where my considerable power will, at last, be unleashed upon this unsuspecting world. From here... I shall build a new reality."

"Cool, buddy. So you gonna buy it?"

The man laughs heartily.

"Of course I'm buying it! I have all the money I could ever want! But my true desires are far beyond what mere cash can obtain... anyway! As thanks for your role in establishing my brave new world, I shall give you this token of my gratitude!"

The pimply youth has a lapel pin of a green moth shoved in his face before he can comprehend what's going on. As he stares at it in confusion, the man in the vest slams a single US dollar onto the counter.

"Uh... thanks, I guess? So does the guy who's clearly hyping himself up as my new overlord have a name?"

"Well, of course! Soon, it is one you shall hear from the lips of every person who walks this Earth, united in a chorus of praise! But I shall humour you. You shall be the first citizen of Tropesburg to know of it. My name is-"


"Kafka!" the fox blearily manages. "'S me! Kafka!" Her voice is distinctly more feminine than the Tropers would recall, but it's still recognisably hers.

The hooded figure's blink is somehow perceptible despite their concealed face.

"Dear God! Clearly you've been afflicted by a terrible memory erasing curse! However will you defeat the great evil that is fast approaching in this state?!"

Hail majestic corporate light, heaven born and ever bright!
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#44300: Apr 2nd 2021 at 2:07:53 PM

"Oh, hey Kaf. You look different, you going through an emo phase?

They head to the kitchen, and chug some Coke Infinite from the fridge. Anyways then, are you the one who bought this hooded dude talking about good and evil and that shit?

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.

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