Tropers: The Series

"........"

"Alright, who let this weirdo in? We've got enough of those already, shoo, go harass another ragtag group of poor as shit misfits."

"Hey! I ain't weird." His Brooklyn accent seems to become more intense as he says the last word for no particular reason. "I'm eccentric." He continues eating and suddenly a perfectly mundane person enters the room and points at Daniel with a wry smile.

"Oh, Danny, when will you learn? You can't commit the act of cannibalism!" The canned laughter loops over itself and is loud enough to be heard enough from the damn moon.

"Your over complicating thoughts are exhausting me. I'm going back to sleep till my shift starts"

Avie returns to her shared room and hops into bed

"Aight, where's that damn machine? Fuckin' thief should've taken that instead!" Custard grumbles as they look for the CLM.

(Delilah cries.)
"It's alright, baby... Okay, do I have to call Sonny and have him come over?"

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Feb 27th 2021 at 2:54:05 PM

Avie calls from her room

"She can have a nap with me if she wants Chey!"

Katrina finally comes out of her room, noticing the.. unusually empty apartment.

"...what happened here?"

"Sounds good! Hey, look, Delilah, it's your auntie Avie! Wanna spend some time with her?"
(Delilah waves her little arms around at Aveyond. Chey then passes the baby onto her.)
"There you are."
(Delilah giggles as she grabs Avie's nose.)

"Awwww hi sweetie"

Avie squishes her cheeks and lays her down

"There you go bubba, let's give your mum some peace and quiet"

Avie smiles as she strokes the little ones head

(Contented and relaxed, Delilah then falls asleep. Meanwhile,)
"Hey, Katrina... We've been robbed."

"Wait what?! How'd they grab everything so quickly?!"

"Fuck if I know! I'm gonna go after that shithead..."

"I dunno. Also, it was a one man job. We'll get our stuff back. We'll also get the robber,"
(Chey then brandishes her gunstick.)
"Dead or alive."
(Cut to the music video for "You Spin Me Round". Chey pops up.)
"No, no, not THAT dead or alive!"
(Cut back to her in the apartment.)
"Anyway, yeah."

"Hey, T-Man!" Tropes replies to Taco. "I don't mean to come across as backseat mayoring, but has the latest budget come through alright? No cuts to ex-mayoral pensions or the like?"

Edited by TropesForever on Feb 27th 2021 at 9:27:33 PM

After using the bathroom, he comes back into the living room.

“Dude....could you turn that down? And by the way, It’s not a kink. I’m a dog, if you couldn’t tell.”

Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Feb 27th 2021 at 5:55:05 AM

Taco sighs. “I hate to tell you this man, but you get a pension after retirement. You didn’t retire, you quit, so to my knowledge, you wouldn’t receive a pension.”

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Junior looks up from her lucky pager. I just contacted that woman, she gave us an address- 72 Mansion Lane. We oughta get going.

"I'll see you there!" Bee teleports out of the apartment.

"Yeah, let's get to that old lady's place ASAP. Don't wanna keep her fucking waiting. Still sucks that the car got stolen too...hey, Junior? You want me to give you a ride?!"

"Well, at least Delilah is safe with Avie. Let me leave a note and I'll tag along."
(Chey then takes out her notepad and quickly jots down a note for Aveyond.)

Yeah, that’d be swell, thanks Knife. Junior stashes her pager in her pocket, ready to set off.

"Good. Because you didn't have a choice." Knife grabs Junior's hand, and drags her outside. "Hold on tight!"

Knife takes a running start, and begins flying towards the address at top speed while holding onto Junior.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- wait I think I left the stove on.

Junon, Medusa and Marcia follow the others.

"Oh, yeah, and, uh, guys," Mad shouts to the people who're looking to find the thief, "I know this is a tall order, but could you maybe make sure that m8 gets home alright? The killer took her, and she kinda owes me 20 dollars."

"We'll try, but don't blame us if she dies horribly," I say, following the others to the car.