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MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#43026: Feb 3rd 2021 at 3:50:00 PM

Right side up

Bowie resists the urge to punch m8 in the face. "That car over there is definetly getting fined for speeding. And m8? I hope your head gets crushed like the tangerine you are. If you do somehow survive, I'm writing you a fucking ticket.

Upside Down

Knife begins driving towards the fracking tower. "Hey guys! I think the noise is coming from there!"
As they say this, Gun emerges from the pile of bodies.    "What's going on?! Who do I have to shoot?!"   

Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Feb 3rd 2021 at 3:50:18 AM

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#43027: Feb 3rd 2021 at 3:50:51 PM

Uhhh... guys... maybe we should get out of the way...

Lonagan pulls Coleberry out of the portal.

Huzzah
madface7 Kuma appreciation gang from a Since: May, 2019 Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Kuma appreciation gang
#43028: Feb 3rd 2021 at 3:51:12 PM

"And I'm writing you four numbers. One, two, one, three." m8 looks away, and sidesteps to avoid the cart.

Edited by madface7 on Feb 3rd 2021 at 5:51:39 AM

Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#43029: Feb 3rd 2021 at 3:51:16 PM

"It does sound like it's coming from there, but- KNIFE LOOK OUT!!!"

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
AyyBee121 Since: Apr, 2020
#43030: Feb 3rd 2021 at 3:52:18 PM

Dark Bee and Queen Bee run from the bus.

MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#43031: Feb 3rd 2021 at 3:56:05 PM

"I have eyes, After, of course I can look." Knife is making no effort to swerve out of the way of the tower, instead going straight ahead, slamming right into the tower. Gun's yelling in the background:    "Hell yeah! Fucking bullseye!"   

Rightside Up

Bowie dodges out of the way of the bus, diving behind one of the lab tables.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#43032: Feb 3rd 2021 at 3:57:36 PM

Bobbit worm: [digs out of the ground] Ye need more driving lessons, shitass!

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#43033: Feb 3rd 2021 at 3:58:54 PM

I stumble out of my seat, dazed in the aftermath of the crash. I look around the bus.

"Everyone okay?" I call out.

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#43034: Feb 3rd 2021 at 4:00:34 PM

Bobbit worm: [notices the scalpel sticking out of Libre] AFTER, THE SHIT YOU'VE DONE WITH MY OWNER?

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
AyyBee121 Since: Apr, 2020
#43035: Feb 3rd 2021 at 4:00:42 PM

"WHY DID YOU LET KNIFE DRIVE? My arm was already broken!"

MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#43036: Feb 3rd 2021 at 4:01:59 PM

   "Hey, Bee, right? Stop fucking whining about your arm! I fucked up my arm too, you see me whining?"    Gun holds up his damaged robotic arm.

"Yeah. Besides, I'm a good driver. You all suck."

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
AyyBee121 Since: Apr, 2020
#43037: Feb 3rd 2021 at 4:03:03 PM

His left arm, the arm he damaged, falls off. He lets out a scream that can make glass shatter.

Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#43038: Feb 3rd 2021 at 4:04:07 PM

The glass all around the bus shatters. I duck and cover as glads rains all over the seats.

A horrible crunching noise is heard from within the fracking tower......

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#43039: Feb 3rd 2021 at 4:04:43 PM

Bobbit worm: [to Knife] DIRECT BULLSHIT! [to After] MY OWNER'S ALREADY UNDER THREAT AFTER HE STOPPED SCREAMING AND FAINTED AND THEN YOU JUST- WHY??? [to wherever the source of the noise is] STOP IT!

Edited by SomeLibre on Feb 3rd 2021 at 9:15:25 PM

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#43040: Feb 3rd 2021 at 4:06:08 PM

Pullman, with Taco and a coterie of bodyguards, burst in at the right moment, peering into the portal and seeing the crashed-into tracking tower. Taco yelps.

“MY OIL!”

Huzzah
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#43041: Feb 3rd 2021 at 4:07:45 PM

Gun's trying to hold his arm together.    "Hey, insane worm thing? Your "owner" brought that shit on himself! Besides, he's dead, so his body's free real estate!"   

As Taco runs out, Knife pops their head out the window. "Wait, this was one of your oil projects, Taco?"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#43042: Feb 3rd 2021 at 4:08:47 PM

Bobbit worm: [to Gun] BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT CHECK HIS FUCKING HEARTBEAT PUT YOUR EAR NEAR HIS CHEST!

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
madface7 Kuma appreciation gang from a Since: May, 2019 Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Kuma appreciation gang
#43043: Feb 3rd 2021 at 4:09:38 PM

"I think you mean my oil, Mayor. Mine now," m8 says, even though she hasn't actually stolen it yet.

Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#43044: Feb 3rd 2021 at 4:11:36 PM

Gun sighs.    "Alright, I'm gonna put my head near his chest, fucking weirdo. Are you into this? I think the worm's into this."   

He puts his ear to Libre's chest, and hears a heartbeat.    "Nah, I don't think his heart's working. It's being weird, like, "thump-thump, thump-thump", instead of the OBVIOUSLY more efficent "whirrrrrrr" sound mine makes."   

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#43045: Feb 3rd 2021 at 4:12:26 PM

Bobbit worm: [to Gun] That's the normal human heartbeat you stinking cyborg!

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#43046: Feb 3rd 2021 at 4:12:54 PM

“Nice try, pal. My team discovered it, I paid for the fracking, and the oil is mine.”

As he says this, the oil begins violently spitting out of the tower, coating both Taco and m8.

Pullman looks over the car crashed into the tower. Guys... that tower might blow!

Huzzah
madface7 Kuma appreciation gang from a Since: May, 2019 Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Kuma appreciation gang
#43047: Feb 3rd 2021 at 4:13:48 PM

Edited by madface7 on Feb 3rd 2021 at 6:13:59 AM

Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#43048: Feb 3rd 2021 at 4:14:09 PM

"Hey man," I say to the Bobbit Worm. "Don't be racist."

The fracking tower starts to creak and groan. I look up out of the window. It's definitely starting to tip over....

"Uh, guys.... I think we should get out of here."

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#43049: Feb 3rd 2021 at 4:15:38 PM

"Taco, as vice-mayor, I feel like I should know about some of these things. Okay? Maybe we wouldn't have been running blind when it came into our fucking apartmen-"

Knife hears the creaking of the tower. "Yeah, time to get out." They climb out the window and fly into the portal back home.

Gun runs after them into the portal, mumbling,    "That worm was into that shit. I'm fucking certain."   

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
madface7 Kuma appreciation gang from a Since: May, 2019 Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Kuma appreciation gang
#43050: Feb 3rd 2021 at 4:16:43 PM

m8 silently takes a step backward into the portal.

Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.

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