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TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#42626: Feb 1st 2021 at 12:23:42 AM

Tropes faces the dog flying towards him.

"Thank God, someone else is here. Get me a bucket of water and a twelve-watt battery ASAP or she'll die!"

Edited by TropesForever on Feb 2nd 2021 at 6:24:00 AM

thebeatles.com/careers
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#42627: Feb 1st 2021 at 12:24:38 AM

"Oh you two are hopeless," I sigh. I make a mad dash toward Geek and Katrina, snatching each of them up under my arms, before bolting into the percieved safety of the store.

I then drop them onto the floor, make an immediate 180 degree turn, and lock the front doors with my Keyblade. The attacking demodogs gather in front of it, scratching and screeching in an attempt to get in.

"That should hold them off for a bit. Now...." I turn around to see the current situation. "Oh, there's even more of them in here, great."

Edited by Afterwards on Feb 1st 2021 at 12:25:58 PM

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#42628: Feb 1st 2021 at 12:26:28 AM

Bobbit worm: [gets in the store from underground]


Bob? Bob is that you? Bob?

Bobbit worm: JUNIOR JUST WHY!??? JUST WHY!???

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#42629: Feb 1st 2021 at 12:28:41 AM

The wounded Alpha Demodog begins whimpering. Some of his smaller pack mates come to check up on their whining pack-leader, and in response, the Alpha eats his peers horrifically and with precision. In a moment, his wounds begin to grow over with skin, and from the hole where his leg was a bubbling mass of muscle, sinew, and bone trickles out, forming a growth, which eventually, unmistakably, forms a leg.

The Alpha stands, and once again, paces toward the Hardware Store.

————

The Demodog pauses mid-pounce upon hearing Tropes’ request. It walks off into the back room, and the audience can hear audible rummaging. At some point, the sound of a sink turning on is also heard.

Junior turns to the Bobbit Worm. Honestly? I thought somebody would’ve stopped me. She shrugs.

Huzzah
Zanreo Gizmondo from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Gizmondo
#42630: Feb 1st 2021 at 12:28:46 AM

Outside the Store

Zanreo has now made her way to the store... and immediately notices the monsters. "So they're here too..." She gets out her beam sword and starts slashing away.

The Memorial

A certain spiky-haired man is sitting alongside the other NPCs, tears in his eyes. "I still can't believe we lost them... such a TRAGIC EVENT! Wait, what's this about empty space?"

My favorite failed console tbh
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#42631: Feb 1st 2021 at 12:30:23 AM

"Stopped you doing what? Having a stroke?"

thebeatles.com/careers
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#42632: Feb 1st 2021 at 12:32:39 AM

Nah, cutting Libre’s thumb off. I’m not having a stroke, thankfully. I thought you were!

Huzzah
TheGeekArtist08 Hello? Hello, hello? from Hurricane, Utah (no not really) Since: Feb, 2020 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Hello? Hello, hello?
#42633: Feb 1st 2021 at 12:34:45 AM

Hardware Store

Both Katrina and Geek are whimpering from the fear of literal monsters being nearby.

Meanwhile, Tory swings the hammer they're not offering to Tilly... before accidentally dropping it. "Crap." They immediately grabbed it back.

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#42634: Feb 1st 2021 at 12:34:49 AM

"Ohhh, but I thought you were having a stroke. What is this, Gift of the...Mag-Stroke?"

"...Wait a minute...that doesn't sound like a very consentual thumb cutting off after all."

thebeatles.com/careers
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#42635: Feb 1st 2021 at 12:36:55 AM

"[hoarse voice] bob..........just go help junior and the others.......demodogs......"

Libre faints because of the pain and stress caused by a number of individuals, including himself (screaming like that...)

Bobbit worm: shit....

Edited by SomeLibre on Feb 3rd 2021 at 3:20:56 AM

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#42636: Feb 1st 2021 at 12:39:51 AM

One of the Demodogs nabs up the fallen hammer with its mouth and swallows it. It’s two brothers giggle in response, not noticing one of their brethren being sliced by Zanreo.

————

The Demodog earlier returns to Junior and Tropes, standing on its hind-legs, holding the glass of water and the twelve-watt battery, as well as sporting a pair of glasses.

   Wait... is anybody having a stroke?   

Huzzah
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#42637: Feb 1st 2021 at 12:39:58 AM

(The Prefects were with the other Tropers. Chey was keeping her baby safe in a sling under her jacket and aiming her gunstick at one of the Demodogs.)
"Leave my baby alone, ya hear?!"

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
TheGeekArtist08 Hello? Hello, hello? from Hurricane, Utah (no not really) Since: Feb, 2020 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Hello? Hello, hello?
#42638: Feb 1st 2021 at 12:41:19 AM

"..oh Goddammit." Tory attempts to hit the Demodog with the hammer they had left.

Edited by TheGeekArtist08 on Feb 2nd 2021 at 3:44:43 AM

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#42639: Feb 1st 2021 at 12:42:14 AM

"Oh, uh, that was a misunderstanding, I'm sorry. Thanks for your cooperation, I really owe you one."

Edited by TropesForever on Feb 2nd 2021 at 6:42:25 AM

thebeatles.com/careers
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#42640: Feb 1st 2021 at 12:44:09 AM

   Oh, don’t mention it...    He sets the items down on the nearby shelf and takes his glasses off, setting them into a shirt pocket in his skin.

   Now... where were we... oh yes...    The Demodog jumps and attacks Tropes and Junior.

Huzzah
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#42641: Feb 1st 2021 at 12:46:04 AM

Bobbit worm: FECES CONSUMER!

Bob viciously bites the talking Demodog, but his mandibles get stuck on it.

Bobbit worm: [screeching]

Edited by SomeLibre on Feb 1st 2021 at 7:47:00 PM

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#42642: Feb 1st 2021 at 12:47:41 AM

The Demodog contorts backward in response to the Bobbit Worm, and tries biting at its body.

In the struggle, as the two do battle, they bump into the two neighboring shelving units, causing both to sway back and forth precariously.

Huzzah
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#42643: Feb 1st 2021 at 12:50:01 AM

The bobbit worm wiggles like one of those silly balloon flags whilst still stuck to the Demodog. Apparently he decides to stick to it, seemingly hoping the others take it down whilst the demodog's occupied with the wormy.

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#42644: Feb 1st 2021 at 12:51:25 AM

Junior looks at the area surrounding the fight. Tropes... I got an idea, step out of the aisle!

————

The leader of the three Demodogs is knocked back by the hammer, though he is not out of the fight, simply dazed.

His two brothers hiss at the hammer-wielding Tory.

Edited by TacoBadger on Feb 1st 2021 at 2:52:42 PM

Huzzah
TheGeekArtist08 Hello? Hello, hello? from Hurricane, Utah (no not really) Since: Feb, 2020 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Hello? Hello, hello?
#42645: Feb 1st 2021 at 12:52:16 AM

Tory stepped back from the scene, trying to avoid getting into more trouble.

....or not. They ended up attempting to hit the two demogorgons.

Edited by TheGeekArtist08 on Feb 2nd 2021 at 3:54:28 AM

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#42646: Feb 1st 2021 at 12:54:17 AM

Bobbit worm: "[still stuck] ...IIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..."

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#42647: Feb 1st 2021 at 12:56:56 AM

The Demodog and Bobbit Worm yet again hit the Shelving Units, causing some supplies to fall.

Tropes! Now! Bring Libre with!

————

The Demodog who is hit with the blunt side is merely dazed, but the Demodog hit by the hammer’s sharp claw is pierced precisely in its central nervous system, and is down for the count.

Tory is still left with two Demodogs, who are mad as hell and aimed at them.

Edited by TacoBadger on Feb 1st 2021 at 2:58:01 PM

Huzzah
Zanreo Gizmondo from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Gizmondo
#42648: Feb 1st 2021 at 12:58:58 AM

Zanreo is just spinning around at this point. "Beam Sword Tornado! YEAAAAAAAH!"

My favorite failed console tbh
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#42649: Feb 1st 2021 at 1:00:41 AM

The two semi-dazed Demodogs are growling and drooling toward Tory, so they don’t even notice when Zanreo comes rushing in with her Beam Tornado, slicing them both to bits.

Huzzah
TheGeekArtist08 Hello? Hello, hello? from Hurricane, Utah (no not really) Since: Feb, 2020 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Hello? Hello, hello?
#42650: Feb 1st 2021 at 1:02:42 AM

Tory was aiming for a Critical Hit, before Zan hits the demodogs first. "Aw. At least I did some critical damage to one of them."


Meanwhile, Geek and Katrina are trying to find makeshift weapons in case the monsters attack.

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."

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