"Life... Don't talk to me about life."
(Chey and Ford sign their names as well.)
Hopefully more intrepid people come to archive
Libre signs his name.
"My fault, my responsibility."
Kerosene!
There, in the "villains" queue, stands Sherson D. Pringles IV. He has a blank, blissful expression on his face, as per usual. It's doubtful he even knows where he is.
Sherson takes the test, though whether or not he'll do any good at it is... I'll be kind and say it's debatable.
Shelley, meanwhile, had already taken the test, and aced it.
She walks up to the other villians.
Guess who you'll be going up against? ME!
Vernon Q. Parsley
Who is the protagonist of 'Moby Dick'? How should I be expected to keep up with these dizzying modern fads!
"Who was President during the civil war? Pretty sure it was Tony Abbott."
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“Who was the band to play the song “Outtamind Outta Sight?” Wilco of course!”
“Who gave the emancipation proclamation? Abraham Lincoln.”
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"Who's this clown?" the Imp whispers to the Cult Magician, pointing over his shoulder at Shelley.
The magician merely sneers vengefully.
"Yeesh. Tough crowd."
I take a look at the quiz in front of me.
"Name one African country... HAH! This is too easy."
I jot down, New Guinea.
Space Napolehitler
An odd-looking individual took a seat and started filling out the form, humming a certain song from a meme no one could really place.
"Uh... what?"
"Name an American Idol judge... Oh, I know!" Zanreo says, as she writes Simin Wovell.
World's greatest cringe-minal mind
"Hmmm... 'Name every Pokemon in order'. Yeah, this shit's too easy."
“Hmmm.......what year did My Bloody Valentine release their album Loveless?......It was 1991, right?”
“Name a movie directed by George Lucas? Star Wars.....ahh. Trick question. Star Wars is a franchise. Star Wars: A New Hope is a film.”
World's greatest cringe-minal mind
"...Okay, who the fuck put the question 'Is Knife Asian'?"
Vernon Q. Parsley
Space Napolehitler
He muttered under his breath "What was the most popular video game released in 2020, huh? I see you with that trick question. Everyone knows it's The Last of Us Part 2, everyone's favorite game..."
The Turkey
Playing signs his name, then walks to the answer sheet.
"True. Let's see here. "What's the area of a circle"? Easy stuff! Tau times 6 times the circumference, then your product is then squared!"
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"At least he didn't say Cyberpunk 2077," I say having overheard weirdguy.
"Uh... what?"
"What food is pictured here... this is almost too easy" Zanreo says and writes Volcano Bakemeat.
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A few minutes pass, and the receptionist calls for everyone to turn in their exams.
The Turkey
"Actually, that game, if the people who were gonna vote for TLOUII were sick, would have won Most Played Game of Steam This Year."
Knife walks over and hands over their exam. "Piece of cake."
"Uh... what?"
Zanreo goes to turn in her exam. "Got a pretty good feeling about this one!"
She then notices a certain cyborg with tall hair...
Space Napolehitler
The odd individual handed in his paper, signed Guy. "Thank you for your consideration."
"Uh... what?"
"...It's you!" Zanreo says upon seeing CATS. "Heh... never gets old."
"You..." he replies. "So you also getting here..."
"That's right! Looks like we'll fight once again... gameshow style!" Zanreo says, clearly excited.
The Turkey
"Here's my paper. I accidentally doubled the 3rd letter on question 173."
Playing turns it in, the paper written in cut-out magazine letters.
Robotnik, madface8, and Gabe Newell have also signed their names.
"Who is the inventor of peanut butter... hm... the answer is ME, of course!"
"What country is Antwerp in... I was literally born yesterday, I cannot answer this."
"What game developer made the popular game Fortnite...? The answer is Valve. Thanks, and have fun."