"Alright, guys! Don't forget to buckle up! And don't worry, I know a shortcut." Knife hits the gas as hard as they can, and the car plows through a couple of trees before hitting the highway to 420 Bobby Buzzer Avenue
"I don't know, how do bees fly? There are many mysteries in life."
"Relax Tropes, it was just one of the crappy washing machines downstairs! Surely Sonny's not going to raise our rent for that?"
"Aw, smeg! I'll need a babysitter... Ford?"
(Ford was playing with Delilah.)
"What?"
"We're all going to some entrance exam for a game show but we can't bring Delilah."
"Bel-"
"Don't swear around her."
"Hmmm... I know! GARFUNKEL!!!"
(Garfunkel was just finishing up with vacuuming using his groinal attachment.)
"Yes, Mrs. Prefect, ma'am?"
"We got a favor to ask you."
(A few minutes later, Chey and Ford were in the car with the others.)
"Maaaaan, this feels, cramped. We have a bus, you know."
"I mean, we do have a bus, but I thought I was banned from driving it?"
Responding to Tropes asking...
"How do bees fly? Don't they use Daevite symbols?"
Edited by SomeLibre on Jan 12th 2021 at 7:45:39 PM
"This is literally just a clown car. And instead of clowns, it's Tropers. Who also happen to be clowns."
Tropes looks terrified and makes a shushing gesture.
"Don't ever say he won't raise the rent on something."
"Ford could drive it. Our usual bus-driving mechanoid is currently a babysitting mechanoid."
Knife turns back to Chey. "Hey! You and Ford need to relax, alright? You've got a new kid! And besides, I'm a great driver!" As they say this, the car nearly hits two buses, five cars, and a group of tourists.
"Did someone say clowns?"
Puma slowly rises up from below the camera.
"Ciao!"
"Hi, Puma!"
The canned laughter machine, which is muffled from being buried under a dozen people in the car, cheers and whoops.
Edited by TropesForever on Jan 12th 2021 at 10:59:07 PM
“Hey Puma! I don’t know who you are.”
"...Dookie, are you sure you're prepped for the entrance exam? Because I know who he is, and I haven't really hung out with any of you proper until recently."
"...So the bumblebees move their wings not to fly, but to create movement-based runes that disrupt the air around them, providing lift..."
Edited by SomeLibre on Jan 12th 2021 at 8:05:02 PM
“I’m ready. And if I don’t pass, I’ll sneak in. And if they catch me, I’ll just go to Goner Records and buy some shit.”
"What kind of questions can we expect, anyway?"
"I dunno. We'll know when we get there."
As Mad says this, Knife pulls up to their destination, the car looking mostly intact. "Alright guys! We're here!"
"That was quick. I gotta hand it to you, Knife, your shortcuts are useful."
Mad steps out of the car and starts to walk into the building.
"Alright, let's go!" Zanreo runs towards the building.
Dookie follows Mad.
Meanwhile:
A Frankenstein girl is already in the building, currently getting some water from a water fountain.
Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Jan 12th 2021 at 5:11:32 AM
"Time for me to literally pay the price i guess."
Custard rolls into the building.
"There better not be a catch to this..."
"How does this car have so many seats?"