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MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#41376: Dec 28th 2020 at 1:18:20 PM

"Okay, first of all, it's art. It's not meant to be eaten! Alright? It's meant to be admired as it destroys gingerbread towns! And second of all, you're gonna pay for trying to eat Gary!"

"Gary."

"Yeah! I named the gingerbread Godzilla "Gary"! What's wrong with that?"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
SmilyTrope112 The ViDuck from The Quack Seas Since: Aug, 2020
The ViDuck
#41377: Dec 28th 2020 at 1:34:12 PM

Tilly has gone to the Kitchen by this point to get herself a refill on her Turkey Shake, not listening to what Knife is saying.

Edited by SmilyTrope112 on Dec 28th 2020 at 9:34:21 AM

TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#41378: Dec 28th 2020 at 1:49:54 PM

A quick cut back to the school bus, which is now making its way along a long, winding road in an icy wasteland. It passes by a sign saying "KILOMETRES, IT WAS KILOMETRES".

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EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#41379: Dec 28th 2020 at 5:22:02 PM

(In a cave lived a squirrel who was watching the school bus making its way through her home. She gasps in delight, dashes through her cave, which was all decorated in tacky inspirational quotes, family photos, and "Live, Laugh, Love" tat, and drags out two big bags from her room.)
"Finally! A bus full of potential customers."
(Meanwhile...)

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#41380: Dec 28th 2020 at 6:01:19 PM

"Ooh look, a squirrel!" I point to the squirrel, smiling.

"Run it over."

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#41381: Dec 28th 2020 at 6:07:16 PM

"I don't think so!"
(The squirrel then comes out of the cave. Turns out she was much, much bigger than they thought. She proceeds to climb on top of the bus and looks at Tropes and After through the windshield as she shouts...)
"HEEEEEEEEEEEY, HUNS!! I'M HAVING A SPECIAL HOLIDAY SALE ON MY ESSENTIAL OILS!!!"
(Cue scary music.)

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#41382: Dec 28th 2020 at 6:10:25 PM

"RUN." I scream to Tropes. "STEP ON IT."

Edited by Afterwards on Dec 28th 2020 at 6:10:31 AM

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#41383: Dec 28th 2020 at 6:37:11 PM

"I got lavender, bergamot, peppermint, eucalyptus, sandalwood, and hundreds other great scents and blends! Bundles and roll-ons are available! I'll even throw in a pair of LULAROE LEGGINGS FOR FREE IF YOU SPEND $200! Have a sample!"
(Squaren then rips the bus punches a bus door window and throws her samples at Tropes and After.)

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Aveyond Your local Princess! from Where's the closest castle? Since: Dec, 2018
Your local Princess!
#41384: Dec 28th 2020 at 7:13:54 PM

"....I suddenly have a distaste for gingerbread"

Avie sends a text to After

"You guys coming back home or..?"

TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#41385: Dec 28th 2020 at 7:18:14 PM

Tropes is covered in essential oils.

"Hey, this stuff smells pretty good! What do you say we buy some, After? It could make a great gift!"

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EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#41386: Dec 28th 2020 at 7:38:04 PM

"Excellent! What scents do you want? We have regular scents and scent blends. Have some more samples!"
(Squaren gives Tropes and After samples of scent blends.)
"Would you like a gift bundle? Regular or roll-on?"
(Squaren smiles brightly at Tropes.)
"While I'm at it, would you also like to learn how to make $500 a week selling these wonderful oils? Or how about the many things they can cure?"

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#41387: Dec 28th 2020 at 8:10:12 PM

I text Avie back:

please help us. squaren is trying to sell us essential oils. its a christmas nightmare. send tweet

I then turn to Tropes. "Yeah, sure, they'll make fine gifts, anything to make her go away please."

Edited by Afterwards on Dec 28th 2020 at 8:10:24 AM

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#41388: Dec 28th 2020 at 8:17:31 PM

Tropes grins.

"I'll take your entire stock, Ms. Squaren!"

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EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#41389: Dec 28th 2020 at 8:50:47 PM

"Oh, thank you very much! This will really make my Christmas even though most of the profits will end up back to the company I work for! Let me ring up your total..."
(Squaren then pulls out a calculator and starts tapping away.)
"Cash or credit?"
(Meanwhile back at the apartment...)
"Maaaaaaaaan, what's taking Tropes and After so long? They're gonna miss the going out of business sale."
(Pan over to the gingerbread Blockbuster, now with signs saying "STORE CLOSING" and "EVERYTHING MUST GO and sad faces on the gingerbread Blockbuster employees.)
"Don't forget the ornament decorating and cookie baking."
"Oh, right! I forgot I had those planned."

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#41390: Dec 28th 2020 at 9:14:13 PM

"Let me just check my wallet..."

Tropes opens his wallet, which contains only a single fly.

"Oh yeah...I forgot to get another job after I quit being mayor. Uh, I'll take credit."

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EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#41391: Dec 28th 2020 at 10:05:43 PM

"Great. Oh, no! I left the card scanner back home..."
(Beat. Squaren then throws the two bags through the broken window before jumping through it and then ripping the interior of the bus apart while screaming.)
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PAY DOTERRA NOW?!!?!?"

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#41392: Dec 28th 2020 at 10:25:23 PM

"Oh, I, uh...I'm sure it will turn up!"

Tropes glances at After with a look saying "I'm out of ideas, you got any?"

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EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#41393: Dec 29th 2020 at 9:40:21 PM

(Back at the apartment, a few more knocks on the door were heard.)
"HO, HO, HO! It's Sonny Claus wanting milk, cookies, and the rent, so let me in!"

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#41394: Dec 29th 2020 at 10:42:51 PM

"No."

Playing puts a couple of gumdrops on his gingerbread sandwich shop.

"It's Christmas."

EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#41395: Dec 30th 2020 at 8:14:03 AM

(Chey opens the door to let Sonny in.)
"Thanks, honey. Alright, let's get down to business."
(Sonny then gives Chey four envelopes.)
"Smegging heck! Are we behind on the rent or something?"
"Nah, one of 'em's the rent, another one's a holiday card, another is a little flyer about some holiday activities that I organized, and the very last one is a invitation for everyone in here."
"Hm, alright then."
(Chey then opens one of the envelopes, a gold and white one, and pulls out a card with wedding bells on it. She opens it and read it aloud to the others.)
"You are cordially invited to celebrate the marriage of Sonny Neil Sunflora and Remington Pierce Roserade on February 13th at the gardens at Drewski Park. Somebody couldn't get February 14th."
"They're holding some fancy ball at the gardens on Valentine's Day."
"Ohhhh. By the way, why Neil?"
"After Neil Sedaka. My mama was crazy about him back in the day."
"...oh."

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Dec 30th 2020 at 10:14:57 AM

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#41396: Dec 30th 2020 at 6:57:43 PM

The North Pole

We focus on a small, snow-covered hill. Santa's workshop can be seen just down the road. Elves and arctic creatures run around near the hill, not paying it much mind. As soon as those coast is clear, however, a door opens in the hill and out exits a massive coconut crab wearing an ugly Christmas sweater.

I hope you appreciate this, drawing attention away from myself isn't exactly my style.

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DubhKafkaesque from Scotland Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
#41397: Dec 30th 2020 at 7:04:55 PM

The North Pole

Out comes Waluigi as well. His outfit is mostly the same, except he's exchanged his usual cap for a purple Santa hat with the iconic inverted L symbol stitched into it.

"Eh, whatever! Once the red idiot is gone, we'll both be getting all the attention we could ever want!"

Edited by DubhKafkaesque on Dec 30th 2020 at 3:05:06 PM

Hail majestic corporate light, heaven born and ever bright!
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#41398: Jan 1st 2021 at 7:58:12 AM

Meanwhile, back at the ranch..... I mean, the bus.

"I got nothin," I shrug, picking at my teeth with a toothpick. "Eugh, I think I got the remains of that gingerbread murder victim stuck in my teeth."

Edited by Afterwards on Jan 1st 2021 at 7:59:00 AM

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Aveyond Your local Princess! from Where's the closest castle? Since: Dec, 2018
Your local Princess!
#41399: Jan 1st 2021 at 8:26:58 AM

Avie texts back

...I'm sorry what the fuck is a Squaren? I can try to get there if need be

Edited by Aveyond on Jan 2nd 2021 at 2:27:44 AM

MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#41400: Jan 1st 2021 at 11:25:47 AM

Knife's attention goes to Sonny. "Oh! Congratulations! Hey, uh, question. If we get you a good enough wedding gift -and I mean GREAT, MINDBLOWING- would you uh...delay our rent?"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.

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