"Wait...After, look!"
Tropes points at a mirror next to the school bus.
"That mirror has the image of a school bus in it! If we had a device that could turn images into reality, we could use the school bus to get to the North Pole!"
Edited by TropesForever on Dec 28th 2020 at 2:20:28 AM
thebeatles.com/careers"Rust is healthy for school buses. At least that's what that nice lobbyist told me when I was mayor."
Tropes walks over to the driver's seat.
"You know...this thing looks like it could still work."
Tropes gets in the driver's seat and attempts to drive out of the dump. Success!
"Wow. I wonder what it was in the dump for? Eh, probably nothing important."
Tropes drives by a sign that says "NORTH POLE - 50 (WE DON'T REMEMBER IF IT'S MILES OR KILOMETRES)". Cue an ad break.
Edited by TropesForever on Dec 28th 2020 at 4:09:10 AM
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Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside(Meanwhile, Chey was making her gingerbread Blockbuster employees dance around at Custard's serial killer diorama.)
"🎵 Ding, dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch! 🎵"
"With that small of a gun? Here you go." Bowie walks over from observing the other gingerbread scuptures and hands m8 what is basically a handheld cannon from under her jacket.
Meanwhile, Knife's just noticed that Tilly stole their gingerbread Godzilla. "Hey, give that back!"
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised."For never was there a tale of so much woe," I say, cutting back to my scene on the bus, where I am reading from a big book of Shakespeare classics, "than that of madface8 and the gingerbread hoe."
Edited by Afterwards on Dec 28th 2020 at 12:45:34 PM
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster

"Ah, perfect!"
Tropes starts scooping moss into the can.
"I hope everyone likes their presents...I wish I could get them proper presents, but you know. It's Christmas Eve, the only person still delivering presents is Santa."
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