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TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#41351: Dec 27th 2020 at 8:05:11 PM

"Ah, perfect!"

Tropes starts scooping moss into the can.

"I hope everyone likes their presents...I wish I could get them proper presents, but you know. It's Christmas Eve, the only person still delivering presents is Santa."

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Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#41352: Dec 27th 2020 at 8:13:30 PM

I stop to think for a second, and soon enough the inkling of an idea begins to form in my empty head.

"Tropes, that's genius! Why don't we just go see Santa for some last-minute gifts? The North Pole isn't far from here, right?"

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#41353: Dec 27th 2020 at 8:16:31 PM

"I'm afraid that's impossible, After. We would have to have some device capable of transporting multiple people at once at a speed faster than walking..."

Edited by TropesForever on Dec 28th 2020 at 2:16:45 AM

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Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#41354: Dec 27th 2020 at 8:18:01 PM

"Ah, damn, you're right. Such a shame that we don't have anything remotely resembling that...."

I stare forlornly at an empty school bus lying next to a rusted police box, sighing wistfully.

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#41355: Dec 27th 2020 at 8:20:08 PM

"Wait...After, look!"

Tropes points at a mirror next to the school bus.

"That mirror has the image of a school bus in it! If we had a device that could turn images into reality, we could use the school bus to get to the North Pole!"

Edited by TropesForever on Dec 28th 2020 at 2:20:28 AM

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Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#41356: Dec 27th 2020 at 8:21:55 PM

"Yeah! Wait, do we have anything like that?"

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#41357: Dec 27th 2020 at 8:22:46 PM

"Hmmm...there might be one inside that school bus."

Tropes climbs inside the school bus and gestures for the others to follow.

Edited by TropesForever on Dec 28th 2020 at 2:23:10 AM

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Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#41358: Dec 27th 2020 at 8:37:07 PM

I follow Tropes into the school bus.

"Man... Sure is rusty in here."

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#41359: Dec 27th 2020 at 10:06:12 PM

"Rust is healthy for school buses. At least that's what that nice lobbyist told me when I was mayor."

Tropes walks over to the driver's seat.

"You know...this thing looks like it could still work."

Tropes gets in the driver's seat and attempts to drive out of the dump. Success!

"Wow. I wonder what it was in the dump for? Eh, probably nothing important."

Tropes drives by a sign that says "NORTH POLE - 50 (WE DON'T REMEMBER IF IT'S MILES OR KILOMETRES)". Cue an ad break.

Edited by TropesForever on Dec 28th 2020 at 4:09:10 AM

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CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#41360: Dec 27th 2020 at 10:21:49 PM

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MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#41362: Dec 28th 2020 at 8:58:07 AM

And now, back to Tropers: The Series!

We cut to Knife, remote controlling a gingerbread Godzilla. "TREMBLE BEFORE MY MIGHT!"

Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Dec 28th 2020 at 11:58:18 AM

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#41363: Dec 28th 2020 at 10:04:06 AM

(Meanwhile, Chey was making her gingerbread Blockbuster employees dance around at Custard's serial killer diorama.)
"🎵 Ding, dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch! 🎵"

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
madface7 Kuma appreciation gang from a Since: May, 2019 Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Kuma appreciation gang
#41364: Dec 28th 2020 at 11:41:05 AM

m8 is vomiting uneaten, freshly-baked gingerbread cookies on the floor, without having eaten any prior.

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MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#41365: Dec 28th 2020 at 12:07:45 PM

"You! The guy vomiting gingerbread cookies! Prepare to face my wrath!" Knife begins piloting their gingerbread Godzilla towards m8.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
madface7 Kuma appreciation gang from a Since: May, 2019 Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Kuma appreciation gang
#41366: Dec 28th 2020 at 12:12:55 PM

No U.

m8 takes out a gun and points it at Knife.

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MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#41367: Dec 28th 2020 at 12:17:00 PM

"Oh, what're you gonna do, shoot me?"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
SmilyTrope112 The ViDuck from The Quack Seas Since: Aug, 2020
The ViDuck
#41368: Dec 28th 2020 at 12:21:07 PM

Tilly just grabs the Gingerbread Godzilla and walks off with it, putting that to an anticlimactic end.

madface7 Kuma appreciation gang from a Since: May, 2019 Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Kuma appreciation gang
#41369: Dec 28th 2020 at 12:24:28 PM

No. I'm going to shoot myself. I will not fall to your puny Godzilla!

m8 points the gun at their head.

Edited by madface7 on Dec 28th 2020 at 2:26:27 PM

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MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#41370: Dec 28th 2020 at 12:27:30 PM

"With that small of a gun? Here you go." Bowie walks over from observing the other gingerbread scuptures and hands m8 what is basically a handheld cannon from under her jacket.

Meanwhile, Knife's just noticed that Tilly stole their gingerbread Godzilla. "Hey, give that back!"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
madface7 Kuma appreciation gang from a Since: May, 2019 Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Kuma appreciation gang
#41371: Dec 28th 2020 at 12:35:30 PM

Thanks!

m8 shoots themself in the head and splatters all over the floor.

Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#41372: Dec 28th 2020 at 12:45:11 PM

"For never was there a tale of so much woe," I say, cutting back to my scene on the bus, where I am reading from a big book of Shakespeare classics, "than that of madface8 and the gingerbread hoe."

Edited by Afterwards on Dec 28th 2020 at 12:45:34 PM

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SmilyTrope112 The ViDuck from The Quack Seas Since: Aug, 2020
The ViDuck
#41373: Dec 28th 2020 at 12:47:45 PM

"Why should I? Isn't it edible?" Tilly says, before taking a bite out of the gingerbread Godzilla.

MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#41374: Dec 28th 2020 at 1:06:52 PM

"YOU. WILL. PAY!" Knife pulls out a high tech gingerbread cuting knife at Tilly.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
SmilyTrope112 The ViDuck from The Quack Seas Since: Aug, 2020
The ViDuck
#41375: Dec 28th 2020 at 1:09:06 PM

"Huh. You couldn't even get the recipe right. I'm glad I stuck with mixing drinks." Said Tilly, ignoring the fact that there's a weapon pointed right at her.


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