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madface7 Kuma appreciation gang from a Since: May, 2019 Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Kuma appreciation gang
#41301: Dec 25th 2020 at 4:53:55 PM

"N."

Another laugh track plays.

Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#41302: Dec 25th 2020 at 5:37:59 PM

"N indeed."


Meanwhile, behind the warehouse, a somewhat large fellow, just the tiniest bit smaller than the warehouse itself, is waiting for someone. He is wearing sunglasses and a trenchcoat, hopefully obscuring his identity, and has a candy cane in his mouth, the stripes of which are...human flesh-coloured?

He holds a newspaper in his massive claws, which he reads to pass the time.

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DubhKafkaesque from Scotland Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
#41303: Dec 25th 2020 at 5:41:44 PM

From the far distance, the large fellow will hear a loud "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA", growing ever closer and louder. It seems his companion forgot about the whole secret part of this meeting.

Hail majestic corporate light, heaven born and ever bright!
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#41304: Dec 25th 2020 at 5:45:25 PM

The big guy looks up from his paper at the source of the sound.

About time.

He raises his voice so the arrival can hear him.

As someone intimately acquainted with the concept of 'fashionably late', that was not it!

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DubhKafkaesque from Scotland Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
#41305: Dec 25th 2020 at 6:15:29 PM

The figure of a lanky, mustachioed man clad in purple plumber's overalls skids to a halt.

"Wah! When you're as cool as Waluigi, late is always fashionable!"

He looks the strange, totally absolutely human figure up and down.

"So! Waluigi was told to come here because of something about an... alliance?"

Hail majestic corporate light, heaven born and ever bright!
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#41306: Dec 25th 2020 at 7:18:44 PM

The large fellow's eyes rise up on...stalks? Huh. Anyway, he speaks.

I see you got my message! Welcome, welcome. It's quite an honor to finally meet you, Mr. Waluigi.

He takes off his sunglasses.

My name is Tamatoa (but do I really need an introduction?), and I have a proposition for you.

Edited by TropesForever on Dec 26th 2020 at 1:19:11 AM

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DubhKafkaesque from Scotland Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#41308: Dec 26th 2020 at 12:18:44 PM

Well, you know what time of year it is. A time when everyone in the world gives their praises to one person. A person some people even revere as if he were god!

I refer of course to who else but Santa Claus.

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DubhKafkaesque from Scotland Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
#41309: Dec 26th 2020 at 12:59:50 PM

The mention of Santa Claus makes Waluigi grind his teeth with rage.

"Of course! The second worst fat little man with a red hat in this entire miserable universe! What's so great about delivering Christmas cheer to all the kids on December 25th? Waluigi gives Waluigi cheer to everyone, every day of the year! And his facial hair is much better, too! WALUIGI SHOULD BE THE ONE WE CELEBRATE!"

Hail majestic corporate light, heaven born and ever bright!
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#41310: Dec 26th 2020 at 1:19:46 PM

That's the spirit I'm looking for! You know what us two have in common? We're chronically underappreciated. Even though I upstage the most dazzling Christmas lights display simply by walking past it, and you're the greatest video game character of all time, it's the jolly fat man who gets all the attention...well, I say we slide into his workshop, and...well, relieve him of his duties. Out with the tired old 'delivering toys' schtick, instead we'll be spreading the joy of admiring a giant shiny crab and a thin purple-clad moustached man! What do you say?

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DubhKafkaesque from Scotland Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
#41311: Dec 26th 2020 at 2:56:50 PM

"Waluigi likes the way you think, crab man! All we need is a way to reach the North Pole!"

Hail majestic corporate light, heaven born and ever bright!
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#41312: Dec 27th 2020 at 12:14:55 AM

You just leave that to me, Wally.

Tamatoa grins wickedly...

Cut back to the tropers.

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Aveyond Your local Princess! from Where's the closest castle? Since: Dec, 2018
Your local Princess!
#41313: Dec 27th 2020 at 12:21:15 AM

Avie goes over to the radio and starts playing 'Last Christmas' by WHAM! She drifts over to Tropes and starts slow dancing with him. She puts her head on his chest

"Do you remember our first Christmas together..?"

TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#41314: Dec 27th 2020 at 12:36:48 AM

"I do! It was so nice."

He kisses her and twirls her around.

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Aveyond Your local Princess! from Where's the closest castle? Since: Dec, 2018
Your local Princess!
#41315: Dec 27th 2020 at 12:38:35 AM

"Hehe, well.. this was my favourite part.."

Avie points to a mistletoe above them and starts kissing mulitple parts of his face slowly

Edited by Aveyond on Dec 28th 2020 at 6:38:52 AM

CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#41316: Dec 27th 2020 at 1:23:50 AM

"Well, change of plans, what do you think?" Custard says, backing away from their elaborate gingerbread crime scene, "...Okay, maybe recreating the house of a serial killer was a little too much."

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#41317: Dec 27th 2020 at 1:24:05 AM

"....I can't decide whether it's better or worse than a smegging brothel."
(In the background, Ford was happily dancing to "Last Christmas" with Delilah in his arms.)
"Chey?"
(Robin and Maurice then come out of their rooms wearing Christmas sweaters with Minun and Plusle on them.)
"What drove you to make us these sweaters?"
"Well, when I made this Eevee one here, I thought 'Hmmm, I shouldn't leave the twins out'. So, yeah."
"Oh, emm, thanks?"
(Chey then hugs Robin and Maurice.)
"You're welcome! I'm so glad y'all are home... C'mon, let's build us a nice, big gingerbread, uhhh... Ah! A gingerbread Blockbuster."
(Cue a knock on the door.)

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Dec 27th 2020 at 3:30:49 AM

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#41318: Dec 27th 2020 at 2:38:27 AM

"Mistletoe? We sure are lucky."

Tropes kisses Avie back all over.

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Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#41319: Dec 27th 2020 at 4:30:52 AM

"Whoa guys that's a little risque for a family show, eh?" I walk in adressing Tropes and Avie, but then quickly notice the gingerbread crime scene.

"Oh...." I bend down to take a closer look, studying closely the gingerbread body bag covered in gingerbread blood.

"Horrifying."

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
DookieIdiotNimrod Back by Unpopular Demand from An abandoned K-Mart Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
Back by Unpopular Demand
#41320: Dec 27th 2020 at 7:45:03 AM

“Wait.....this is a family show?”

MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#41321: Dec 27th 2020 at 8:06:56 AM

"Yeah! It is! Don't you know murder is very family appropriate?" At this moment, Knife walks in with Bowie. "Sorry we're late, we were doing something important."

"I was bailing you out from jail."

"See! Important!"

"I guess so...wait, what the hell, did you guys murder a gingerbread man. Because that is an awful way of disposing a body."

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Zanreo Gizmondo from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Gizmondo
#41322: Dec 27th 2020 at 8:13:17 AM

"Murder crime scene? Let's look around for clues and evidence..." Zanreo says. "Oh, and look at my gingerbread arcade!" she says, pointing.

My favorite failed console tbh
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#41323: Dec 27th 2020 at 8:48:08 AM

"Ooooh!" I exclaim, eyes wide at the gingerbread arcade. "Good job, Zan! Hmm, maybe I should make my own little gingerbread building...."

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
madface7 Kuma appreciation gang from a Since: May, 2019 Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Kuma appreciation gang
#41324: Dec 27th 2020 at 1:30:41 PM

m8 has built a miniature death ray out of gingerbread.

How do you like it? I'm going to use it when people want to steal my oranges. Do not fucking touch my oranges.

Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#41325: Dec 27th 2020 at 2:04:50 PM

"Oh...yeah, you're right, After."

Tropes looks sheepish.

"Uh, excuse me for a second."

He runs off.

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