"N indeed."
Meanwhile, behind the warehouse, a somewhat large fellow, just the tiniest bit smaller than the warehouse itself, is waiting for someone. He is wearing sunglasses and a trenchcoat, hopefully obscuring his identity, and has a candy cane in his mouth, the stripes of which are...human flesh-coloured?
He holds a newspaper in his massive claws, which he reads to pass the time.
thebeatles.com/careersFrom the far distance, the large fellow will hear a loud "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA", growing ever closer and louder. It seems his companion forgot about the whole secret part of this meeting.
Hail majestic corporate light, heaven born and ever bright!The figure of a lanky, mustachioed man clad in purple plumber's overalls skids to a halt.
"Wah! When you're as cool as Waluigi, late is always fashionable!"
He looks the strange, totally absolutely human figure up and down.
"So! Waluigi was told to come here because of something about an... alliance?"
Hail majestic corporate light, heaven born and ever bright!The large fellow's eyes rise up on...stalks? Huh. Anyway, he speaks.
I see you got my message! Welcome, welcome. It's quite an honor to finally meet you, Mr. Waluigi.
He takes off his sunglasses.
My name is Tamatoa (but do I really need an introduction?), and I have a proposition for you.
Edited by TropesForever on Dec 26th 2020 at 1:19:11 AM
thebeatles.com/careersWaluigi leans in.
"Well? Waluigi is listening..."
Hail majestic corporate light, heaven born and ever bright!The mention of Santa Claus makes Waluigi grind his teeth with rage.
"Of course! The second worst fat little man with a red hat in this entire miserable universe! What's so great about delivering Christmas cheer to all the kids on December 25th? Waluigi gives Waluigi cheer to everyone, every day of the year! And his facial hair is much better, too! WALUIGI SHOULD BE THE ONE WE CELEBRATE!"
Hail majestic corporate light, heaven born and ever bright!That's the spirit I'm looking for! You know what us two have in common? We're chronically underappreciated. Even though I upstage the most dazzling Christmas lights display simply by walking past it, and you're the greatest video game character of all time, it's the jolly fat man who gets all the attention...well, I say we slide into his workshop, and...well, relieve him of his duties. Out with the tired old 'delivering toys' schtick, instead we'll be spreading the joy of admiring a giant shiny crab and a thin purple-clad moustached man! What do you say?
thebeatles.com/careers"Waluigi likes the way you think, crab man! All we need is a way to reach the North Pole!"
Hail majestic corporate light, heaven born and ever bright!"Well, change of plans, what do you think?" Custard says, backing away from their elaborate gingerbread crime scene, "...Okay, maybe recreating the house of a serial killer was a little too much."
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside"....I can't decide whether it's better or worse than a smegging brothel."
(In the background, Ford was happily dancing to "Last Christmas" with Delilah in his arms.)
"Chey?"
(Robin and Maurice then come out of their rooms wearing Christmas sweaters with Minun and Plusle on them.)
"What drove you to make us these sweaters?"
"Well, when I made this Eevee one here, I thought 'Hmmm, I shouldn't leave the twins out'. So, yeah."
"Oh, emm, thanks?"
(Chey then hugs Robin and Maurice.)
"You're welcome! I'm so glad y'all are home... C'mon, let's build us a nice, big gingerbread, uhhh... Ah! A gingerbread Blockbuster."
(Cue a knock on the door.)
Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Dec 27th 2020 at 3:30:49 AM
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you....""Whoa guys that's a little risque for a family show, eh?" I walk in adressing Tropes and Avie, but then quickly notice the gingerbread crime scene.
"Oh...." I bend down to take a closer look, studying closely the gingerbread body bag covered in gingerbread blood.
"Horrifying."
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster"Yeah! It is! Don't you know murder is very family appropriate?" At this moment, Knife walks in with Bowie. "Sorry we're late, we were doing something important."
"I was bailing you out from jail."
"See! Important!"
"I guess so...wait, what the hell, did you guys murder a gingerbread man. Because that is an awful way of disposing a body."
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.

"N."
Another laugh track plays.
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.