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VengefulBale Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight from Nowhere Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight
#41051: Dec 13th 2020 at 3:58:31 PM

A person was seen moving underground, without proper directioning, after hitting a rock he poked his head out and checked his phone.

Darn it, this isn't Miami. You lied to me, Mr. Zilla, you said I could get there digging!

Excuse moi, Bale, but it seems you forgot you don't have a sense of orientation, much less underground.

That's fair, let's see if I'll find anything here.

He kept digging searching for a place to be in.

Edited by VengefulBale on Dec 13th 2020 at 5:58:53 AM

Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, ngl
DubhKafkaesque from Scotland Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
#41052: Dec 14th 2020 at 7:25:37 PM

Kafka's Dream

We cut to an abstract, colourful landscape. Clashing objects rendered in a wide variety of art styles, all piled up against each other in an ever-shifting mass. Greyscale highways and "LOST CHILD" signs, burning men standing in bunker-lined streets, crackling white lines in a black void - all are present, and gone as quickly as they appeared.

The eye of the storm is a certain fox-man the Tropers haven't seen in person for quite a while. He's seated in a golden throne with some very elaborate decals, head tilted back, eyes closed, relaxed and at peace. Hopefully no annoying figures from his past will show up to ruin his reverie.

Hail majestic corporate light, heaven born and ever bright!
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#41054: Dec 14th 2020 at 7:39:52 PM

Two guards enter the room, leading a prisoner behind them.

Your Estoericness!

The guards throw the prisoner in front of them. It is Tropes, dressed in raggedy peasant clothes.

This man refused to allow Death Grips to be played in his house, claiming it was "an FCC fine waiting to happen for a PG-13 show". What shall we do with him?

thebeatles.com/careers
DookieIdiotNimrod Back by Unpopular Demand from An abandoned K-Mart Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
Back by Unpopular Demand
#41055: Dec 14th 2020 at 7:47:56 PM

“I just want to go to bed.”

AyyBee121 Since: Apr, 2020
#41056: Dec 14th 2020 at 10:00:45 PM

"Oh cool, Pink Floyd is here!"

TheGeekArtist08 Hello? Hello, hello? from Hurricane, Utah (no not really) Since: Feb, 2020 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Hello? Hello, hello?
#41057: Dec 14th 2020 at 10:03:12 PM

Katrina then does a Quizzical Tilt at Bee's comment. "..how?"

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
AyyBee121 Since: Apr, 2020
#41058: Dec 14th 2020 at 10:46:25 PM

"I mean the burning man. Obviously it's not the real deal, but I liked it nonetheless."

DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#41059: Dec 15th 2020 at 5:08:03 PM

"Oooh," Puma says, looking around. "Nice aesthetically trippy dimension you've got here, Kafka."

Very good kitty
DubhKafkaesque from Scotland Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
#41060: Dec 15th 2020 at 6:32:31 PM

Kafka sneers at the sight of this uncouth plebeian who dares to blemish his domain.

"Heresy beyond imagining. Don't you know age ratings are a scam designed by the Man? Throw him in the dungeon. He'll make a good cellmate for that Justin Bieber punching bag I made when I was 13."

Hail majestic corporate light, heaven born and ever bright!
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#41061: Dec 15th 2020 at 7:53:00 PM

"No...please!" Tropes looks up at Kafka with terror in his eyes. "I'll do anything to make it right! I'll listen to all 100 of the Gecs! I'll make a Tropers The Series/Helluva Boss crossover! Anything!"

thebeatles.com/careers
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#41062: Dec 16th 2020 at 12:06:50 PM

"Hey, what the smeg? If he would rather have, say, the Beatles play in his house instead of Death Grips, then let him be. If there's any bail set, I'll gladly pay for it."

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
DubhKafkaesque from Scotland Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
#41063: Dec 16th 2020 at 12:15:21 PM

Kafka snarls as the world around him contorts into a twisted, demonic landscape.

"Your lack of knowledge of Our Saviours the Gecs I could forgive... but a Helluva Boss crossover? Crossover? With all of you plebs?"

The claws on his fingers make a hideous scraping sound as he clutches his throne in rage.

"Let me make one thing clear, Tropeus Eternalis VI. Loona. Is. Mine. For daring to suggest that I give others the chance to take her from me, I sentence you to death! Now, do your pathetic friends have any objections?"

Hail majestic corporate light, heaven born and ever bright!
DookieIdiotNimrod Back by Unpopular Demand from An abandoned K-Mart Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
Back by Unpopular Demand
#41064: Dec 16th 2020 at 12:23:52 PM

Dookie steps forward.

"Please explain why you are sentancing me to death for using a character in a murdergame when I asked for permission."

Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Dec 16th 2020 at 12:24:00 PM

EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#41065: Dec 16th 2020 at 12:32:19 PM

"Dookie, you're not getting sentenced to death. It's our buddy Tropes, which, by the way, I STRONGLY SMEGGING OBJECT!"

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
DookieIdiotNimrod Back by Unpopular Demand from An abandoned K-Mart Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
Back by Unpopular Demand
#41066: Dec 16th 2020 at 12:50:01 PM

"Well that's a shame. I was talking to those guys on fire over there."

(Beat)

"Am I even being fucking sarcastic? Do I care? Do I care about Tropes? Who Is Tropes?"

Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Dec 16th 2020 at 12:50:38 PM

Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#41067: Dec 16th 2020 at 12:54:22 PM

"Objection!"

Playing, holding a silver pot and wooden spoon, starts banging on it.

"lol death grips sux lol."

DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#41068: Dec 16th 2020 at 2:06:22 PM

"Tropes?!"

Puma looks up at Kafka.

"Hey, what do you think you're doing? If you sentence Tropes to death, that's a... a... a death sentence! But not for him! For the person who does it, which I guess would be you!"

Very good kitty
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#41069: Dec 16th 2020 at 2:12:24 PM

Afterwards leaps into the scene, weilding his giant eggplant keyblade at the fox man.

"How dare you threaten my friends!" I exclaim. "Don't you know? My friends are my power! Kingdom Hearts is light! Darkness upon darkness awaits you!"

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#41070: Dec 16th 2020 at 2:23:38 PM

Tropes fumbles around for a weapon and find a spoon. He holds it out confidently, only for one of the guards to take it.

Edited by TropesForever on Dec 16th 2020 at 8:23:49 PM

thebeatles.com/careers
DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#41071: Dec 16th 2020 at 2:26:32 PM

"Son of a Pennywise! That's it!" says Puma.

Puma turns into werecat form and lurches toward the guard who took Tropes' mighty weapon.

Edited by DrNoPuma on Dec 16th 2020 at 5:26:48 AM

Very good kitty
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#41072: Dec 16th 2020 at 2:37:03 PM

"Thanks, Puma!"

Tropes lays an incredibly weak punch on the guard.

"I hope that helps."

Edited by TropesForever on Dec 16th 2020 at 8:56:47 PM

thebeatles.com/careers
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#41073: Dec 16th 2020 at 2:47:34 PM

"Kafka... I demand that you release Tropes or else,"
(Chey then pulls out a boombox from her bag.)
"I will blast Bee Gees until the smegging cows come home!"

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#41074: Dec 16th 2020 at 2:51:03 PM

"Yeah! Let's go!" From the shadows, Knife flies in and begins to cut a random guard's throat open. "Oh! Cool larynx!"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#41075: Dec 16th 2020 at 2:57:34 PM

"Thanks, Knife!" Tropes calls out. "Uh, what should we do about Kafka?"

thebeatles.com/careers

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