(Ford finally comes out of the bathroom.)
"Sorry for taking so long. Anyway,"
(Ford then takes a cookie and eats it.)
"Alright, as soon as whatever this prank is runs its course, who's up for some karaoke?"
"FUCK YES! It's been YEARS since I last did this!"
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside"Alright, I'll get the ball rolling..."
(Chey finds her toy guitar while Ford proceeds to dash to Delilah's nursery and lock himself in. Chey then attaches a microphone to it and starts very poorly playing a very familiar tune...
)
"🎵 Lookin' out for loooooooooooove, in the night so stiiiiiiiiiill, oh, I'll buuuuild you a kingdooom in that hoooouse on the hill... LOOKIN' OUT FOR LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! BIG, BIG LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!! You say that you love meeeeeeeeee and that you always wiiiiiiiiiiill, oh, you begged me to keep ya in that hooooooooouse on the hiiiiiiiill, LOOKING OUT FOR LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!! BIG, BIG LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!🎵"
(Chey then poorly plays the interlude.)
Hat Thief's body drags on the asphalt over to Dc Monalds, where his limp body returns to the apartment with a cheeseburger on his back.
And remember, that's just a post. A DUMB post!

Tilly just discards the now extinguished dog poop bag into the nearest waste containment unit and closes the door, then says: "Whoever decided to do that needs to learn that I've had to endure lots of these 'pranks' and know exactly how to counter them, because I am not putting up with them again."