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Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#39376: Oct 15th 2020 at 12:19:00 PM

I activate the Troper Magnet to pull in the rest of the Tropers into the bus, then I speed off into the city.

"With any luck, they'll be gone by the time we get back."

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Bobthedeadguy Not a guy anymore, ignore the name from IN YOUR COMPUTER!!! Since: Jan, 2019 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
#39377: Oct 15th 2020 at 12:19:16 PM

Bob also climbs on top of the bus. Not because he doesn't fit or anything, he just hates crowded small spaces.

S-O-N-I-C, THAT'S ME!!!
DookieIdiotNimrod Back by Unpopular Demand from An abandoned K-Mart Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
Back by Unpopular Demand
#39378: Oct 15th 2020 at 12:19:32 PM

“LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Can I put in my mixtape?

Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Oct 15th 2020 at 12:20:59 PM

TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#39379: Oct 15th 2020 at 12:20:45 PM

(Tales climbs onto the roof as well, for some reason, firing his Random Effects gun willy nilly.)

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#39380: Oct 15th 2020 at 12:21:21 PM

"Yes, I would love to hear your mixtape."

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
AyyBee121 Since: Apr, 2020
DookieIdiotNimrod Back by Unpopular Demand from An abandoned K-Mart Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
Back by Unpopular Demand
#39383: Oct 15th 2020 at 12:25:30 PM

Jimmy puts his mixtape in.

(The Trooper starts blaring as After drives the car)

(Guitar riff)

YOU’LL TAKE MY LIFE BUT I’LL TAKE YOURS TOO!

Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Oct 15th 2020 at 12:27:22 PM

KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
DookieIdiotNimrod Back by Unpopular Demand from An abandoned K-Mart Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
Back by Unpopular Demand
#39385: Oct 15th 2020 at 12:29:47 PM

Ok I’ll turn it down a little.

(He turns it down to where it sounds quieter, but loud enough.)

Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Oct 15th 2020 at 12:29:55 PM

KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
sick down from the bones to the other side
#39386: Oct 15th 2020 at 12:32:17 PM

"Thanks." [Cutbug’s posture straightens.]

[In the distance, you can see some weird green thing flash-stepping everywhere and causing destruction while yelling... something. It’s too glitchy and far away to make out what it’s saying, though.]

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#39387: Oct 15th 2020 at 12:43:52 PM

"Gates fucking damn it they're everywhere. I've calculated our chances of surviving as a 'fuck no' out of 10000."

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#39388: Oct 15th 2020 at 12:46:28 PM

"Don't worry guys, we're totally safe as long as we stay six feet away from them."

We pull up to the mall, where the parking lot is completely full.

"God dammit, you'd think the literal apocalypse would keep people from going to the mall, huh?" I pull up to a stop at the front entrance.

"Alright, you guys go on ahead while I find us a parking spot. Remember: we need decorations from the Halloween store."

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
sick down from the bones to the other side
#39389: Oct 15th 2020 at 12:47:51 PM

"Sounds good! Do you mind if I find something to eat as well? Just for myself, since it could be infected and whatnot."

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
DookieIdiotNimrod Back by Unpopular Demand from An abandoned K-Mart Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
Back by Unpopular Demand
#39390: Oct 15th 2020 at 12:48:56 PM

“Just ram through the zombies. That’s a parking spot.”

Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Oct 15th 2020 at 12:49:28 PM

CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#39391: Oct 15th 2020 at 12:49:14 PM

"If all the mallgoers are zombies in disguise I'mma shock a bitch. Someone's gonna get electrocuted with prejudice."

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#39392: Oct 15th 2020 at 12:50:21 PM

"Yes, please electrocute them, don't kill them. These guys used to be people, you know."

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
sick down from the bones to the other side
#39393: Oct 15th 2020 at 12:52:26 PM

"Every zombie you kill is one less vote for Taco. Remember that!" [Cutbug pauses.] "... I normally stay out of politics, I just had to mention it."

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
DookieIdiotNimrod Back by Unpopular Demand from An abandoned K-Mart Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
Back by Unpopular Demand
#39394: Oct 15th 2020 at 12:52:41 PM

Ok, let’s do this. I also just wanna say I’m a lot less cool with a bird costume on.

Jimmy steps out of the car, and Dookie follows.

They run through the zombies and make it inside the mall.

CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
sick down from the bones to the other side
#39396: Oct 15th 2020 at 12:56:43 PM

[Cutbug makes a beeline for the food court, thrashing their head to spread acid and melt the zombies coming their way.]

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#39397: Oct 15th 2020 at 12:56:44 PM

"I look utterly uncool right now," I say, having found a parking spot and catching up to the others.

"And sure Cutbug, you can get some food. Who's coming with me to the Halloween store?"

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
DookieIdiotNimrod Back by Unpopular Demand from An abandoned K-Mart Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
Back by Unpopular Demand
#39398: Oct 15th 2020 at 12:57:17 PM

“Ok Guys, we’re in here.” Dookie puts his thumb up.

Do you think I’ll blend in? Cause I’m already green?

Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Oct 15th 2020 at 12:57:54 PM

CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#39399: Oct 15th 2020 at 12:57:19 PM

"I'll go, hopefully the zombies don't give a shit about Halloween decorations."

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Bobthedeadguy Not a guy anymore, ignore the name from IN YOUR COMPUTER!!! Since: Jan, 2019 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
#39400: Oct 15th 2020 at 12:58:36 PM

Bob calmly joins the rest of the group, having simply walked, and is completely ignoring the five zombies he's dragging behind him.

"Almost forgot they can't actually bite me."

S-O-N-I-C, THAT'S ME!!!

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