Jimmy puts his mixtape in.
(The Trooper
starts blaring as After drives the car)
(Guitar riff)
“YOU’LL TAKE MY LIFE BUT I’LL TAKE YOURS TOO!”
Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Oct 15th 2020 at 12:27:22 PM
"Augh, Shinnok, that’s super loud..."
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!"Thanks." [Cutbug’s posture straightens.]
[In the distance, you can see some weird green thing flash-stepping everywhere and causing destruction while yelling... something. It’s too glitchy and far away to make out what it’s saying, though.]
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!"Gates fucking damn it they're everywhere. I've calculated our chances of surviving as a 'fuck no' out of 10000."
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside"Don't worry guys, we're totally safe as long as we stay six feet away from them."
We pull up to the mall, where the parking lot is completely full.
"God dammit, you'd think the literal apocalypse would keep people from going to the mall, huh?" I pull up to a stop at the front entrance.
"Alright, you guys go on ahead while I find us a parking spot. Remember: we need decorations from the Halloween store."
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster"Sounds good! Do you mind if I find something to eat as well? Just for myself, since it could be infected and whatnot."
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!"If all the mallgoers are zombies in disguise I'mma shock a bitch. Someone's gonna get electrocuted with prejudice."
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside"Every zombie you kill is one less vote for Taco. Remember that!" [Cutbug pauses.] "... I normally stay out of politics, I just had to mention it."
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!"Dookie, all of us look less cool right now. Yes, even me."
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside[Cutbug makes a beeline for the food court, thrashing their head to spread acid and melt the zombies coming their way.]
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!"I'll go, hopefully the zombies don't give a shit about Halloween decorations."
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside

I activate the Troper Magnet to pull in the rest of the Tropers into the bus, then I speed off into the city.
"With any luck, they'll be gone by the time we get back."
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster