"You guys are overreacting. Nothing's gonna happen. There's a little phrase out there: Nothing bad ever happens to the Tropers!"
While Knife's saying this, fur in a cow shaped pattern is growing on her skin, and cow's horns are popping out from her head. She still seems oblivious.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised."I don't think humans are supposed to have horns?"
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside"What's happening," Knife says, "is that you guys are overreacting to me eating some quark. So just MOOOOOve on from this and let's keep going on with the tour! Anyways, my feet hurt." She looks down, and notices her boots breaking a bit, as her feet transform into hooves. "Wh-oh no.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised."I don't kn-MOOOOOOOOO! Alright? I'll figure out how to stop it, don't worry, just give me a second!" The quark-induced transformation is not stopping. Her ears are getting larger, and her fingers are starting to merge and harden into more hooves.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.“ Oh no....this is bad, Mr. Chocolate Chip, do you have a cure? And is anyone is affected?
From the vents:
“ Oh my god, we’ve got our Violet.”
“ I hope Knife’s ok and isn’t stuck like that forever. Chip would probably get lawsuits galore.”
“ True.”
Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Oct 10th 2020 at 7:40:58 AM
Nimrod's worry about lawsuits echos through the factory vents. It soon makes it's way to Tropes's ear, and an idea forms in his mind.
"Hmmm...hey, what if we threatened to get the health inspectors in here? I'm sure Martin would do whatever we wanted him to then."
Edited by TropesForever on Oct 11th 2020 at 1:10:42 AM
thebeatles.com/careers"Oh well. How does this work, anyway. Do you just press it and?" Bowie presses the button.
Meanwhile
Knife is now curled up on all fours on the ground of the room, grunting in pain. "Don't worry! I've got th-MOOOOOOOOO!"
Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Oct 10th 2020 at 11:33:25 AM
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.Tropes opens up the brochure. It turns out to be surprisingly long, falling onto the ground. He studies the almost unreadable small print for a couple of minutes.
"It says here you have to press the button, say 'there's no place like the office of Martin Mint-Chocolate-Chip's Factory', and recite a passage from the Necronomicon.'"
Edited by TropesForever on Oct 11th 2020 at 1:35:33 AM
thebeatles.com/careers"Quark, not quartz. If Knife ate quartz she'd be a Gem by now."
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and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.As Bowie recites, a glow appears around hher and Tropes. When she finishes, the two briefly experience what it's like to be high on LSD and cocaine simultaneously, before finding themselves in Martin Mint-Chocolate-Chip's office.
Edited by TropesForever on Oct 11th 2020 at 2:25:19 AM
thebeatles.com/careers"Exactly why the fuck would I eat quartz? How is eating a rock supposed to he-MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Knife's face elongates as speckled fur grows all over her body. Her new horns grow even larger. She grows taller and larger, and her skull and joints shift around to accomidate her new anatomy. Her clothes rip apart as her scream turns into a moo.
And then, it is over. In Knife's place, a cyborg blue and red speckled longhorned cow with tattered clothing stands up on two hooves over the rest of the tropers. A couple of the small yellow men from earlier come in with lassos to take Cow Knife away.
"MOO!!! MOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Oct 10th 2020 at 12:21:08 PM
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.

"Don't worry! Nothing bad ever happened from people eating random things they find!"
As Knife says this, a cow tail pops from her back.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.