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MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#38751: Oct 10th 2020 at 5:55:26 PM

"Don't worry! Nothing bad ever happened from people eating random things they find!"

As Knife says this, a cow tail pops from her back.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
TheGeekArtist08 Hello? Hello, hello? from Hurricane, Utah (no not really) Since: Feb, 2020 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Hello? Hello, hello?
#38753: Oct 10th 2020 at 6:00:27 PM

"Pfft, tempting fate much?"

"...okay scratch that this is way too weird for even a Robloxian-"

"Heh, it's fun being with you guys."

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#38754: Oct 10th 2020 at 6:04:42 PM

"You guys are overreacting. Nothing's gonna happen. There's a little phrase out there: Nothing bad ever happens to the Tropers!"

While Knife's saying this, fur in a cow shaped pattern is growing on her skin, and cow's horns are popping out from her head. She still seems oblivious.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
AyyBee121 Since: Apr, 2020
#38755: Oct 10th 2020 at 6:09:26 PM

Bee seems to have mysteriously vanished by this point.

CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
TheGeekArtist08 Hello? Hello, hello? from Hurricane, Utah (no not really) Since: Feb, 2020 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Hello? Hello, hello?
#38757: Oct 10th 2020 at 6:21:11 PM

"No, they shouldn't have horns. Or tails."

"Okay what the hell is happening to her?"

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#38758: Oct 10th 2020 at 6:31:04 PM

"What's happening," Knife says, "is that you guys are overreacting to me eating some quark. So just MOOOOOve on from this and let's keep going on with the tour! Anyways, my feet hurt." She looks down, and notices her boots breaking a bit, as her feet transform into hooves. "Wh-oh no.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
TheGeekArtist08 Hello? Hello, hello? from Hurricane, Utah (no not really) Since: Feb, 2020 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Hello? Hello, hello?
#38759: Oct 10th 2020 at 6:33:02 PM

"Oh God oh-"

"Filter your words please!"

"Okay um Knife you're turning into a cow h o w"

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#38760: Oct 10th 2020 at 6:42:27 PM

"I don't kn-MOOOOOOOOO! Alright? I'll figure out how to stop it, don't worry, just give me a second!" The quark-induced transformation is not stopping. Her ears are getting larger, and her fingers are starting to merge and harden into more hooves.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
DookieIdiotNimrod Back by Unpopular Demand from An abandoned K-Mart Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
Back by Unpopular Demand
#38761: Oct 10th 2020 at 7:25:18 PM

Oh no....this is bad, Mr. Chocolate Chip, do you have a cure? And is anyone is affected?

From the vents:

Oh my god, we’ve got our Violet.

I hope Knife’s ok and isn’t stuck like that forever. Chip would probably get lawsuits galore.

True.

Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Oct 10th 2020 at 7:40:58 AM

TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#38762: Oct 10th 2020 at 8:06:16 PM

Nimrod's worry about lawsuits echos through the factory vents. It soon makes it's way to Tropes's ear, and an idea forms in his mind.

"Hmmm...hey, what if we threatened to get the health inspectors in here? I'm sure Martin would do whatever we wanted him to then."

Edited by TropesForever on Oct 11th 2020 at 1:10:42 AM

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MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#38763: Oct 10th 2020 at 8:10:28 PM

"Health inspectors...that sounds like a great idea. We could get them to beat up Martin with their clipboards. Or better yet...we could pretend to be health inspectors. How does that sound, Tropes?"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#38764: Oct 10th 2020 at 8:11:23 PM

"That's a great idea!"

"Hmmm...where will we get clipboards though?"

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MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#38765: Oct 10th 2020 at 8:12:43 PM

"This guy probably has an office somewhere. We might find clipboards there. Just wish there was a sign or something pointing us there."

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#38766: Oct 10th 2020 at 8:18:24 PM

"Yeah, that would be really convenient..."

Tropes sadly glances over to the side, where there is no sign.

"Guess we'll just have to use Martin Mint-Chocolate-Chip's fantastical magic teleporting brochure like cavemen."

Edited by TropesForever on Oct 11th 2020 at 1:19:40 AM

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MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#38767: Oct 10th 2020 at 8:26:46 PM

"Oh well. How does this work, anyway. Do you just press it and?" Bowie presses the button.

Meanwhile

Knife is now curled up on all fours on the ground of the room, grunting in pain. "Don't worry! I've got th-MOOOOOOOOO!"

Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Oct 10th 2020 at 11:33:25 AM

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
TheGeekArtist08 Hello? Hello, hello? from Hurricane, Utah (no not really) Since: Feb, 2020 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Hello? Hello, hello?
#38768: Oct 10th 2020 at 8:34:18 PM

"Oh dear."

"This is why you shouldn't have eaten those quartz darn it.."

"Uhhhh.."

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#38769: Oct 10th 2020 at 8:34:43 PM

Tropes opens up the brochure. It turns out to be surprisingly long, falling onto the ground. He studies the almost unreadable small print for a couple of minutes.

"It says here you have to press the button, say 'there's no place like the office of Martin Mint-Chocolate-Chip's Factory', and recite a passage from the Necronomicon.'"

Edited by TropesForever on Oct 11th 2020 at 1:35:33 AM

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CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#38771: Oct 10th 2020 at 8:36:42 PM

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and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#38772: Oct 10th 2020 at 8:40:02 PM

As Bowie recites, a glow appears around hher and Tropes. When she finishes, the two briefly experience what it's like to be high on LSD and cocaine simultaneously, before finding themselves in Martin Mint-Chocolate-Chip's office.

Edited by TropesForever on Oct 11th 2020 at 2:25:19 AM

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Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#38774: Oct 10th 2020 at 9:19:43 PM

"Exactly why the fuck would I eat quartz? How is eating a rock supposed to he-MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Knife's face elongates as speckled fur grows all over her body. Her new horns grow even larger. She grows taller and larger, and her skull and joints shift around to accomidate her new anatomy. Her clothes rip apart as her scream turns into a moo.

And then, it is over. In Knife's place, a cyborg blue and red speckled longhorned cow with tattered clothing stands up on two hooves over the rest of the tropers. A couple of the small yellow men from earlier come in with lassos to take Cow Knife away.

"MOO!!! MOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Oct 10th 2020 at 12:21:08 PM

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
TheGeekArtist08 Hello? Hello, hello? from Hurricane, Utah (no not really) Since: Feb, 2020 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Hello? Hello, hello?
#38775: Oct 10th 2020 at 9:21:35 PM

The trio: "OH C R A P"

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."

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