"How many doulas did that cost?" Custard asks, still slightly drunk. The Canned Laughter Machine goes wild.
"Aaaaahhh, shut up Can! We're having a baby in here!"
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
AI with access to the console
"I'll be here allllllll night, fellas" Custard slurs while "HOLLA HOLLA GET ONE DOULA" flashes across her monitor screen.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
AI with access to the console
"Whoever referred to me with masculine pronouns should be fired, I thought crewmembers were given briefings about us!"
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
AI with access to the console
"I'm female, dipshit." Custard says to the crewmember before going over to Chey.
"How do you do this 'doula' thing? Is it like a birthing coach? Can I be your birthing coach?"
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
AI with access to the console
"yeah the foundation gave it to us due to the ever expanding cast so we wouldn't have to bother with hiring an entire department for it. uh oh yeah i am misreading the gender apologies miss"
Edited by Immortalartisan on Aug 28th 2020 at 9:22:25 AM
Passive Cooling systems : failed Active liquid cooling systems : failed Status : Overheating"Alrighty then"
Custard does a pointless inhale before chanting "GO MOMMA CHEY! PUSH! PUSH! PUSH! PUSH!"
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside"SMEGGING HEEEEEEEEELL!!!"
(Chey finishes the push.)
"The head is out! I repeat, the head is out! You're almost done, Mrs. Prefect!
"Oh, smeg!"
"Belgium!"

"It sounds painful, too. But it's worth it..right?"
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."