As the pokeball Elena was holding opens up, a tiny little Litten pops out of it and makes a little cat noise.
Knife notices what's going on. "Oh yeah, I took that before I left home and somehow made my life spiral into this fucking place. I did not know an actual Pokemon got into there."
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.[After a few minutes of hammering, the smoke clears to reveal that the shower has now been converted into... something resembling a Mario-themed baptism altar.] (Ta-da! I did the best with what I had!) [He goes to turn on the shower, only for it to produce a yellow liquid instead of water. Gameboy is visibly alarmed, turns off the shower, and goes over to the puddle of yellow liquid on the floor.] (...what the hell?) [He leans over, dips his hand in the puddle, and licks his hand.] (Oh. Fourloko Gold. That's weird.)
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!"I thought pregnant organics weren't supposed to have alcohol? Eh, what do I know..."
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside[Gameboy looks horrified at first, but then slowly devolves into laughter.] (Oh my god! This is going to put a smile on Chey's face, at the very least!)
[Cutbug snickers a little bit too.]
"Alrighty, when she comes back in, we're all going to shout 'TIME TO TAKE A SHOWER', got it?"
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside(Ford was snoozing on the recliner. He wakes up and sees the apartment.)
"Great Zarquon!"
Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jul 24th 2020 at 6:27:37 AM
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you....""Wait, just a second. I'm almost done here."
I am, in pact, not almost done. I have haphazardly nailed a wooden board over the hole in the wall - it looks completely sloppy and my hands are covered in splinters.
"Hold on... I've got this."
I run off to my room, coming back a few seconds later with a massive framed picture of a scantily-clad cowboy. I place it down and lean it against the wall, covering the hole.
"There, perfect."
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster"You know what this party needs? Music, bitches."
A boom box sitting on top of Custard's power supply turns on, blasting synth remixes of the entire Bee Gees discography courtesy of a mix tape she made.
Edited by CustardAndPie on Jul 24th 2020 at 6:31:58 AM
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside(Ford sees the Mario Pissing shower and falls to the floor laughing his behind off. After ten minutes, he gets up, walks around, and looks at all the work that the Tropers have done.)
"This is zarking amazing, everyone! You have all done a marvelous job. Chey will definitely love this. Should I call her and tell her to come back home?"
"And I...Didn't do much..Huh.." Elena pouts as she pets the Litten "Ooh! Maybe I'll let Chey name you!"
Willy kicks the Ratata off him and moves over to the sofa, which he stares hungrily. Elena puts the Litten down and rushes off to wherever she sleeps, coming back with some strange looking baby themed toast.
The Litten attacks the Ratata in the background.
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?"If you excuse me I'll be napping in the roof."
Bale then did as he said.
Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, ngl"Alright then."
(Ford then takes his phone out and starts dialing. Back at the beach, Chey and the twins were just finishing a big sandcastle.)
"That was actually quite fun."
"Yeah. Hey, Chey, are you doing any better now?"
"Quite a bit better than before. Smegging heck, what a beautiful day it is out here..."
(Chey's phone rings. Chey answers it.)
"Hello?"
"Hello, darling. Are you alright?"
"Yeah, Robin, Maurice, and I just finished building a sandcastle."
(Chey hears Ford breathe a sigh of relief over the phone.)
"As soon as I take some pictures of the sandcastle, we're going home."
"Great! See you then. I love you."
"I love you too!"
(Chey hangs up and opens the camera app.)
"Alright, y'all! Stand on each side of the castle."
(Back at the apartment...)
"Chey's coming home in a few! She's at the beach with the twins."

"No, wait, I've got an idea!" Custard shouts, "Remember that one meme video she likes? What's it called... but can we somehow incorporate that?"
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside