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MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#34551: Jul 18th 2020 at 7:03:47 PM

Knife pulls Tales out of the anime beam. "Why the fuck did you do that?"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#34552: Jul 18th 2020 at 7:05:25 PM

“知りません!私は忙しいダンシングでした!”

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
KingOfStickers Since: Jul, 2014
#34553: Jul 18th 2020 at 7:05:47 PM

Kay does an anime scream so loud that it penetrates the sound barrier, making it able to be heard for at least 13 episodes. His eyes turn white as his hair starts to blink white and a vein is visible from his head.

Edited by KingOfStickers on Jul 18th 2020 at 3:05:54 PM

MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#34554: Jul 18th 2020 at 7:06:45 PM

"Shit, what- okay, I know what to do. Here you go. It should make you feel less anime."

She hands Tales a flask of whisky.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
sick down from the bones to the other side
#34555: Jul 18th 2020 at 7:07:00 PM

"ダンス、ファッカー、ダンス!マザーファッカーを燃やそう!"

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#34556: Jul 18th 2020 at 7:07:16 PM

Custard hears Kay's scream as she tries to continue Space Quest III in her room.

"...I really don't want to know what that was for..."

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
ElenaOkami Most Anonymous Anon from Everywhere. So everywhere you don’t need a where Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Singularity
Most Anonymous Anon
#34557: Jul 18th 2020 at 7:08:01 PM

"Now that Tales is Anime, we can use the power of friendship to get the heck outta here! Hey Tales! Try remembering about your friends and get Super Tales"

Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#34558: Jul 18th 2020 at 7:08:19 PM

(Tales drinks the whiskey. He then spits it back out over a freshly laundered pair of sheets.)

“Jesus, that tasted worse than rocket fuel! But it worked, so....”

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
sick down from the bones to the other side
#34559: Jul 18th 2020 at 7:09:40 PM

"Aw, I was enjoying being bilingual." [The door abruptly tugs even harder.] "Okay, okay, Gee-Bee, I'll get you in a second, hold on!"

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
ElenaOkami Most Anonymous Anon from Everywhere. So everywhere you don’t need a where Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Singularity
Most Anonymous Anon
#34560: Jul 18th 2020 at 7:11:34 PM

"That's sad.." Elena frowns "I just wanna get out, feed Willy and enjoy my limited amount of free days of the year"

Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
KingOfStickers Since: Jul, 2014
#34561: Jul 18th 2020 at 7:12:13 PM

Kay looks at Knife. The camera shows a white thread in a dark void snapping. The anime beam disappears as Kay's leaf turns into a trigger on his head. His hair and tail are both now completely white and glowing as this song plays.

His wand morphs into a white uzi as a robotic-sounding voice coming from the gun says:

"AWAKE, MUSHROOM GUN MORPHING."

"KNIFE. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR OFFERING ME ALCOHOL!" He fires a blast at Knife.

"FIGHT FOR YOURSELF!!!" Says the robotic voice, coming from the uzi.

Edited by KingOfStickers on Jul 20th 2020 at 10:37:35 AM

TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#34562: Jul 18th 2020 at 7:13:22 PM

“Damnit. Kay’s a policeman now. We really screwed up.”

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#34564: Jul 18th 2020 at 7:14:23 PM

Custard increases the TV volume so she can watch her Laserdisc in peace without the screaming coming from below.

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#34565: Jul 18th 2020 at 7:14:45 PM

Shit. Knife hadn't brought her bladepack. It was fucking laundry day, why would she have to?

She grabs a spare rocket from earlier and straps it to her back, and pulls the knives from it. With that, she lunges at Kay.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
ElenaOkami Most Anonymous Anon from Everywhere. So everywhere you don’t need a where Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Singularity
Most Anonymous Anon
#34566: Jul 18th 2020 at 7:14:47 PM

"Kay can you change one letter of your name? Maybe when you do that we can unlock the door"

Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#34567: Jul 18th 2020 at 7:15:01 PM

(Tales bangs on the walls with all his might.)

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
KingOfStickers Since: Jul, 2014
#34568: Jul 18th 2020 at 7:16:45 PM

Kay simply shoots a beam at Knife as she's in the air.

KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
sick down from the bones to the other side
#34569: Jul 18th 2020 at 7:16:59 PM

[Cutbug abruptly starts speaking Japanese again due to the influence of Kay's anime-god powers.] "ここから出なければならない!!"

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#34570: Jul 18th 2020 at 7:17:19 PM

The volume of the TV is turned up beyond max volume to drown out Tales' banging.

"Pfft. Computers are funnier than humans!"

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#34571: Jul 18th 2020 at 7:18:28 PM

Knife gets an idea. She grabs a shiny, durable piece of scrap metal from the pile and holds it out as a shield in order to protect against the crystalization effect.

Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Jul 18th 2020 at 10:19:49 AM

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#34572: Jul 18th 2020 at 7:19:27 PM

(Unfortunately, this also happens to Tales. Not only that, but he is now wearing some kind of Japanese schoolgirl outfit.)

“恥ずかしい...”

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
sick down from the bones to the other side
#34573: Jul 18th 2020 at 7:19:34 PM

[Cutbug decides to yell as loud as they possibly can.]

"カスタードさん! 助けて!"

[Wait, Custard probably doesn't understand Japanese. Fuck.]

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
KingOfStickers Since: Jul, 2014
#34574: Jul 18th 2020 at 7:21:28 PM

Tales is now also crystallized in a sharp piece of light-blue crystal, harmlessly frozen in it.

He runs and leaps up in the air, shooting towards Knife from above.

Edited by KingOfStickers on Jul 18th 2020 at 3:22:03 PM

MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#34575: Jul 18th 2020 at 7:22:09 PM

Knife flies up and shoots towards Kay, knifes pointed, towards his head.

"操你和你的日本文。"

Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Jul 19th 2020 at 9:34:28 AM

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.

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