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Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#34526: Jul 18th 2020 at 6:21:19 PM

"Funnily enough, the door and walls are nigh-indestructible, but the washer-dryers are flimsy as fuck. Watch."

I kick one of the washers and it instantly goes up in flames.

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#34527: Jul 18th 2020 at 6:23:03 PM

"What did you expect? They're old! They're like, Custard's age. Anyways, we could try escaping by taking out the AC unit"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#34528: Jul 18th 2020 at 6:23:07 PM

“Eh?”

(Tales is doing the Funky Chicken on a washing machine.)

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
ElenaOkami Most Anonymous Anon from Everywhere. So everywhere you don’t need a where Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Singularity
Most Anonymous Anon
#34529: Jul 18th 2020 at 6:27:48 PM

"What about the floor?"

Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#34530: Jul 18th 2020 at 6:33:57 PM

"What if we ... punched the walls?"

MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#34531: Jul 18th 2020 at 6:34:28 PM

"I mean, we could dig through the floor. It looks like cement, not steel." She begins grabbing some dryer scrap and fashioning it into a drill. "Also, once we get out, we need to buy some new dryers before the landlord kicks our ass."

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
KingOfStickers Since: Jul, 2014
#34532: Jul 18th 2020 at 6:35:25 PM

"I was threatened by Tales to be here out of my own freewill. He is not pointing a gun at me." Says Kay, who appeared to have been there to entire time.

Edited by KingOfStickers on Jul 18th 2020 at 2:35:54 PM

MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#34533: Jul 18th 2020 at 6:36:25 PM

"Kay, can't you teleport us out of here with your Mario magic?"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
KingOfStickers Since: Jul, 2014
#34534: Jul 18th 2020 at 6:37:40 PM

"I can summon a warp pipe I guess. Why?"

TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#34535: Jul 18th 2020 at 6:39:14 PM

“GIMME GIMME GIMME!”

(Tales somehow jumps in the warp pipe despite Kay not pulling it out. He comes out..... of a washing machine.)

“God damnit.”

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
KingOfStickers Since: Jul, 2014
#34536: Jul 18th 2020 at 6:42:04 PM

Kay squint in confusion and looks at his wand. "What... The fuck?"

He sighs and looks at Knife. "Anyways, Knife. Have you seen my maid outfit anyways? I haven't seen it all day."

VengefulBale Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight from Nowhere Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight
#34537: Jul 18th 2020 at 6:42:57 PM

Bale pulled his head to the outside, trying to break loose, until he managed to pull it out, he rearranged it and celebrated.

"I am free at lasst, yeeehaawww!!!"

Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, ngl
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#34538: Jul 18th 2020 at 6:43:53 PM

"Yeah, you left it in the hallway for some stupid reason, so I decided to clean it. Here you go." She throws Kay a maid outfit that shrunk to a comedically small size in the dryer.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
sick down from the bones to the other side
#34539: Jul 18th 2020 at 6:47:07 PM

[A "thunk" is heard from the door. Shortly thereafter, something appears to tug at it from outside, only to no avail. Cutbug takes notice of this and tries pushing it in time with the pulling. No good, though.]

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
KingOfStickers Since: Jul, 2014
#34540: Jul 18th 2020 at 6:52:13 PM

Kay looks disappointingly at the comically small sized maid outfit.

"...Who set the washing machine to comically SMALL!?"

A turquoise aura immediately erupted out of Kay's body. It appeared to be made out of pure Anime. It reached up to the ceiling as it began to make burn marks

MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#34541: Jul 18th 2020 at 6:54:26 PM

"In my defense, it's the fastest mode. I made my clothes immune to that bullshit a while ago."

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
sick down from the bones to the other side
#34542: Jul 18th 2020 at 6:54:51 PM

[Cutbug looks at the ceiling while pushing the door still.] "Ooh! Maybe you can burn a hole in the ceiling with that!"

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
ElenaOkami Most Anonymous Anon from Everywhere. So everywhere you don’t need a where Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Singularity
Most Anonymous Anon
#34543: Jul 18th 2020 at 6:55:35 PM

"Kay's got the power of God and Anime on his side!"

Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#34545: Jul 18th 2020 at 6:57:28 PM

(Tales starts to move his Funky Chicken dance around the washing machines. Unfortunately, he veers straight into the path of Kay’s anime beam.)

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
ElenaOkami Most Anonymous Anon from Everywhere. So everywhere you don’t need a where Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Singularity
Most Anonymous Anon
#34546: Jul 18th 2020 at 7:00:15 PM

"Tales, you're gonna get anime-mated! Get outta there!"

Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#34547: Jul 18th 2020 at 7:01:48 PM

“What was that? I can’t hear you over my ファンキーチキン! ....待って、何?!”

Edited by TalesofUnder on Jul 18th 2020 at 9:01:54 PM

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#34548: Jul 18th 2020 at 7:02:06 PM

Custard rolls back over to the laundry room, seeing the door closed and hearing the commotion from inside.

"You fucking idiots! You're on your own for this one!" she yells before going back to the apartment. At least she had it for herself for once.

Edited by CustardAndPie on Jul 18th 2020 at 7:03:50 AM

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
sick down from the bones to the other side
#34549: Jul 18th 2020 at 7:03:27 PM

"Oh, are we speaking Japanese now? あなたの陰茎はクルミの大きさです!"

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
ElenaOkami Most Anonymous Anon from Everywhere. So everywhere you don’t need a where Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Singularity
Most Anonymous Anon
#34550: Jul 18th 2020 at 7:03:37 PM

"Custard! While you're there can you feed Willy?"

Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?

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