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TabbyGirl4 Ruler of Everything from The Nowhere Islands Since: Nov, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Ruler of Everything
#34401: Jul 17th 2020 at 8:14:26 PM

"Yeah, we’re listening"

"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017
VengefulBale Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight from Nowhere Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight
#34402: Jul 17th 2020 at 8:14:54 PM

"Well, it was this!"

He then pulled out a hammer from his pants.

"Do NOT ask why I have this with me. It's a funny story for another day."

Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, ngl
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#34403: Jul 17th 2020 at 8:16:36 PM

"Wait. Can we at least wait until my clothes are done in the dryer?"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
VengefulBale Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight from Nowhere Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight
#34404: Jul 17th 2020 at 8:18:27 PM

"Well, if you say so. You guys sort out everything before I smash our way to freedom!"

He then hid the hammer in his pockets and went to a corner to wait for the others' issues to finish first.

Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, ngl
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#34405: Jul 17th 2020 at 8:26:37 PM

(Chey moves a load of her and Ford's laundry out from the dryer and into a basket. She then moves a freshly washed load of laundry into the dryer and throws a few dryer sheets in there. After that, she goes over to an ironing board and proceeds to iron Ford's hankies. Hot damn that was the most mundane thing I've ever written in my two years of being a active participant of this thread.)

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#34407: Jul 17th 2020 at 8:33:33 PM

"I think the dryer's done with my clothes." Knife opens the dryer, and a jet of flame shoots out. She grabs her laundry and starts folding it into the crate she had brought down. "You can start hammering the door now."

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#34408: Jul 17th 2020 at 8:35:14 PM

(Responding to Playing, Chey says...)
"Me."
(...as she irons another yellow hanky.)

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jul 17th 2020 at 8:36:54 AM

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
VengefulBale Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight from Nowhere Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight
#34409: Jul 17th 2020 at 8:36:44 PM

"Alrighty then. Here's a hammerin'!"

With his tongue sticking out at the side and with a crossed-eyed expression he pulled out his hammer and began frantically smashing the door while laughing.

Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, ngl
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#34410: Jul 17th 2020 at 11:08:43 PM

Unfortunately, Bale's hammering is met only with an ear-splitting CLANG!! from the door.

"Hmm... Looks like it's made of reinforced steel."

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#34411: Jul 18th 2020 at 12:03:42 AM

"A steel door?! Well, looks like we're smegged. Good thing I always come prepared for this type of situation. Anyone for a game of Uno?"
(Chey then pulls a pack of Uno cards out of her bag.)
"If y'all ain't up for that, I could, say, put on a puppet show or tell a story while I wait for the rest of my laundry to get dried."

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#34413: Jul 18th 2020 at 12:50:29 AM

"So does this thing go to me every time someone tries to steal it?"

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#34414: Jul 18th 2020 at 12:56:25 AM

"Pretty much. Can't even swing the thing without it returning to sender."

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#34415: Jul 18th 2020 at 12:59:29 AM

"Cool, so is this thing good for opening doors?"

Starts whacking the steel door

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#34416: Jul 18th 2020 at 1:03:15 AM

"Y-yes, it can open any door but-"

I sigh. "Not like that."

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#34417: Jul 18th 2020 at 1:11:58 AM

"So how do I do it?"

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
VengefulBale Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight from Nowhere Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight
#34418: Jul 18th 2020 at 5:46:23 AM

"Guess this means we'll need something else to break out of here"

Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, ngl
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#34419: Jul 18th 2020 at 6:01:23 AM

"We should go back to the "use Dan as a battering-ram" idea. After, Chey, hold Dan sideways. Cutbug, I am going to take a bit of your acid hair, okay? Dan, stay still and hold your keyblade pointing at the door. I need to make some rockets for extra throwing power, so just wait a few minutes until I strap them on him."

Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Jul 18th 2020 at 9:06:21 AM

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
VengefulBale Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight from Nowhere Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight
#34421: Jul 18th 2020 at 6:23:52 AM

"We vould probably make the owner break us out, by using them as a battering ram!"

Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, ngl
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#34422: Jul 18th 2020 at 6:57:33 AM

Knife is nearly finished building the rockets out of what remains of the drying machines. "Wait Bale; you want us to use Sonny as a battering ram? The point of all this to make sure he doesn't find out! That is why we need to get out; we need to buy more machines to replace the ones we blew up.

At least, I think that is what we are doing.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
VengefulBale Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight from Nowhere Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight
#34423: Jul 18th 2020 at 7:06:06 AM

"I see... Okay then, just work on those methods."

Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, ngl
johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#34424: Jul 18th 2020 at 7:50:12 AM

"This is the dumbest idea out there, but sure, lets do it"

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
DubhKafkaesque from Scotland Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
#34425: Jul 18th 2020 at 8:19:32 AM

At this point, one of the dryers stops turning and the door pings open.

A sopping wet tangle of (sparkling clean) orange fur slowly drags its way out and collapses into a heap on the floor. A single hand reaches up from the dazed fox pile and groggily pulls the rest of the wet clothes into a basket.

Hail majestic corporate light, heaven born and ever bright!

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