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DubhKafkaesque from Scotland Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
#34026: Jul 11th 2020 at 6:37:19 PM

The Parafox tears universes asunder.


In a distant realm, an Absol paces back and forth in the empty lobby of a dingy little hotel. He doesn't understand... they were just off to meet some fellow with money, right? Weren't they going to come back for him? What's keeping them?

Gods. They probably got wrapped up in some wonderful little adventure, as they do, and here he is stuck not knowing where they are. He's probably never going to find them again, and his one chance at wringing an interesting experience out of his sudden transportation to an unfamiliar world has passed him by. The thought actually kind of depresses Seth, and he stops pacing, solemnly taking a seat on a little wooden bench.

Nobody else is around. Not even a receptionist. He's stuck here, alone with his-

"-gejqfebuiwhkfjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"

...what the fuck.

By the time Seth has comprehended that, yes, that is a vaguely fox-shaped tear in reality that just manifested in front of him, he has been sucked into it. Everything becomes a whorl of colour and screaming, and it feels like it lasts forever-

- and then he's suddenly bouncing across hard soil.


Princess Sennen of Kharland, by contrast to Seth, is not alone. But she certainly wasn't expecting interruptions, either. She just wanted to look through this library for info on her mark and be done with it.

The warped fur and terrible screeching is there for only a fraction of a second. But it's long enough to leave her reeling a little. She quickly shakes the feeling off, decides not to question what she just saw, and heads inside.


Shio Manami barely even notices the fox. But he notices her.

He struggles to think of words to describe what he is looking at. None come. He can't even find a way to convey how he feels - the sheer inexplicability of the thing before him has wiped his emotions away.

...of course now is when he gets stable enough to fully comprehend what he's looking at. Now, when he's confronted with a being who defies comprehension.

Manami shifts her weightnote  slightly, and Kafka is sent spiraling off again.


superheroes is kill

no


Kafka feels almost completely grounded at his final stop. He gets the feeling he'll be back to normal soon enough... he just hopes it's in his own world that it happens.

He takes the chance to look around. He's in the foyer of a perfectly normal multi-room apartment, at least, as far as he can tell. The open doors lead to a kitchen and a living room, both of which look perfectly mundane, if messy. There are two closed doors. One has a cannabis leaf poster on it, and emits a powerful stench of weed. The other emits the sound of a very noisy fight.

Based on the less than stellar first impressions, Kafka has no intentions of trying to open either door. Just as he's about to sneak into the kitchen and see if he can pilfer a snack, however, the ganja door flies open.

One whiff of the sheer drug-powered reek that comes from the open door, and Kafka is spiralling out into the void one last time.


Potato stands there, in a state of shock. She knew the bong was a powerful implement, but hallucinatory foxes... that was a new one.


...wait.

Hold on.

This isn't his home.

Actually... where the fuck is he?

Edited by DubhKafkaesque on Jul 11th 2020 at 2:46:42 PM

Hail majestic corporate light, heaven born and ever bright!
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#34027: Jul 11th 2020 at 6:38:53 PM

"I want you do be arrested due to murdering After. And, also, why are you putting strange devices into his body? Oh yeah, one more question. What the [BLEEP] is this fox that just appeared out of the blue?"

Edited by Playing_with_boy on Jul 11th 2020 at 6:41:27 AM

MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#34028: Jul 11th 2020 at 6:39:50 PM

Knife begins reorganizing and reinserting the tools before delivering a sharp electric shock to After's body.

"For your information, I'm actually trying to do something to bring him back. Because I'm that good at stuff."

Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Jul 11th 2020 at 9:47:32 AM

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#34029: Jul 11th 2020 at 6:41:17 PM

"If you need some more voltage I'm more than happy to provide some."

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#34030: Jul 11th 2020 at 6:45:05 PM

(Robin and Maurice eagerly raise their hands.)
"Let one of us carry her! C'mon!"
"Because if Chey does it, this murder mystery will needless to say turn into "Call The Midwife"!"
(Maurice laughs.)
"Wait, what d'you mean?"

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#34031: Jul 11th 2020 at 6:47:25 PM

"What the hell...? What is this feeling, like someone's.... inserting devices into my body......"

"Hey Death, what happens if I-"

Suddenly I disappear from the Realm of the Dead, and my now very much alive body lurches forward violently. I grab Knife by the shoulders, my eyes wide and bloodshot, and I scream:

"It was the Butler! The Butler butler did it!"

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#34032: Jul 11th 2020 at 6:50:05 PM

"The Butler butler?! Also, Playing, I brought back After so the whole manslaughtering him cancels out."

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#34033: Jul 11th 2020 at 6:50:19 PM

Character Death steps out of the 7-11 connected to the death station with a Slushee. He pulls a paper tab off of it and peaks at it.

Neat. A Slushee Coin.

He sees After violently spirited away from death; a new sight for him.

Well, that’s neat.

Huzzah
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#34034: Jul 11th 2020 at 6:50:52 PM

"Knife, did you bury Afters somewhere inside the manor, then make an identical twin (with the information you found out) so that way you could convince me that you didn't murder Afters? Sneaky plan, but on page 583 of The God Delusion, the author clearly states that reincarnation is impossible."

CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#34035: Jul 11th 2020 at 6:52:17 PM

Custard immediately stops her own attempt to shock After to life.

"...We figured as much about the Butler thing."

Edited by CustardAndPie on Jul 11th 2020 at 8:53:38 AM

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#34036: Jul 11th 2020 at 6:53:28 PM

"We didn't know it was a butler. Just that it was a Butler."

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#34037: Jul 11th 2020 at 6:53:32 PM

"No, it's okay. I'll hold you for as long as you need."

He kisses her forehead.

thebeatles.com/careers
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#34038: Jul 11th 2020 at 6:53:52 PM

"Aw, bugger."
"I got a better idea; Let's carry Ford!"
(Robin and Maurice turn to look at Ford and smile big, vicious smiles at him.)
"oh, belgium"
(Meanwhile, Chey brandishes her gunstick.)
"So, where is the son of a smeghead?"

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jul 11th 2020 at 6:55:25 AM

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#34039: Jul 11th 2020 at 6:54:39 PM

"Yeah! See! My trip to the Underworld was useful! It amounted to something!"

"Now, Knife, could you please kindly take these devices out of my body."

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Aveyond Your local Princess! from Where's the closest castle? Since: Dec, 2018
Your local Princess!
#34040: Jul 11th 2020 at 6:55:12 PM

"Thank you.."

She kisses him back, then turning to the crew

"Yeah we need to find him asap or we could all be next.."

Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#34041: Jul 11th 2020 at 6:57:27 PM

"So, he know that the murderer is a butler with the last name Butler. And Knife. Anyone got a clue as to who it is?"

MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#34042: Jul 11th 2020 at 7:01:01 PM

"Can't remove the devices. They are what is keeping you alive. Except the glowing stuff. That just looks cool."

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#34043: Jul 11th 2020 at 7:01:47 PM

"I will destroy you."

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#34044: Jul 11th 2020 at 7:02:36 PM

(Robin picks Ford up and carries him.)
"Put me down right now!"
(Robin laughs, then passes him to Maurice.)
"What the smegging smeg are y'all doing?!"
"We're playing Pass the Prefect."
"Put my smegging husband down! I'm getting fed the smeg up of y'all's antics today. We're supposed to be hunting for a homicidal butler!"
"Oh."
(Maurice puts Ford down.)
"We're sorry..."
"Yeah, sorry..."
(Robin and Maurice then take gunsticks from Chey's bag.)

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#34045: Jul 11th 2020 at 7:03:04 PM

"Also, I saved your life, so you have to say I won the game of Punch Buggy."

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
DubhKafkaesque from Scotland Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
#34046: Jul 11th 2020 at 7:13:44 PM

A fox promptly lands on the ground in a tangled heap.

He looks... done.

Also he's wearing a blindfold made of weed.

Hail majestic corporate light, heaven born and ever bright!
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#34047: Jul 11th 2020 at 7:13:57 PM

Taco slinks back in. He looks discheveled, both in hair and clothes, and he looks antsy.

“OH- hey guys! Er, uh, still solving the murder huh? Interesting! Very very interesting...”

Huzzah
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#34048: Jul 11th 2020 at 7:15:13 PM

"Oh, hey Kaf. Can I get that weed blindfold?"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
DubhKafkaesque from Scotland Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters

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