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DubhKafkaesque from Scotland Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
#33776: Jul 3rd 2020 at 11:43:21 AM

Pulling in a fair bit after the Chey Bus is a battered old dark blue Saab 900, its bumper covered in stickers signing the praises of bands perhaps 1 in 1000 of the people stuck behind it will have heard of. From it emerges Kafka, who takes a bit to make sure his Yamataka Eye scream car alarm is working (the ringing in his ears says yes it is) before heading into the extremely pleasantly-named mansion.

"Aight, the fuck are you up to now?"

Hail majestic corporate light, heaven born and ever bright!
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#33777: Jul 3rd 2020 at 11:47:08 AM

"Holy shit, our weird werefox roommate is actually joining us? That's a first. He appears so seldomly that I've even forgotten his name!"

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#33778: Jul 3rd 2020 at 12:06:52 PM

Knife goes over to After. "I think his name is like, Franz or something like that." She then punches After in the arm.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#33779: Jul 3rd 2020 at 12:08:11 PM

"Oh, thanks. Would hate to embarrass myself if I ever needed to remember it." I punch her back.

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
DubhKafkaesque from Scotland Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Routeferret from ur mum's place Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
#33781: Jul 3rd 2020 at 12:52:05 PM

"You will."

Edited by Routeferret on Jul 3rd 2020 at 8:53:04 PM

DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#33782: Jul 3rd 2020 at 3:45:45 PM

"Ah, the tropers! So glad to meet you!" says Mrs. E. "I've heard that no challenge can defeat you. Something awful happened here, a quarter to eight, so I wanted you to investigate."

Very good kitty
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#33783: Jul 3rd 2020 at 3:47:39 PM

"Awesome!" Knife grabs her molotov from earlier. "Where did it happen? Can you show us?"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
ElenaOkami Most Anonymous Anon from Everywhere. So everywhere you don’t need a where Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Singularity
Most Anonymous Anon
#33784: Jul 3rd 2020 at 3:56:51 PM

"...Are you gonna buy that toast or not?"

Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#33785: Jul 3rd 2020 at 3:58:48 PM

"Fuck! I almost forgot." Knife throws Elena her credit card. "Here you go!"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
ElenaOkami Most Anonymous Anon from Everywhere. So everywhere you don’t need a where Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Singularity
Most Anonymous Anon
#33786: Jul 3rd 2020 at 4:17:56 PM

"..Uh, sorry. One dollar only. Paper money, please" Elena gives back the credit card

Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
TabbyGirl4 Ruler of Everything from The Nowhere Islands Since: Nov, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Ruler of Everything
#33787: Jul 3rd 2020 at 4:18:55 PM

"Fuck, I’m broke."

"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#33788: Jul 3rd 2020 at 4:26:34 PM

"Uh, shit, I should have... oh! found something!" Knife pulls out a two-dollar bill from her bladepack and gives it to Elena.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#33789: Jul 3rd 2020 at 5:30:17 PM

"Yes, well. What seems to be the problem, Miss E?"

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#33790: Jul 3rd 2020 at 5:45:55 PM

"Can you explained what happened? And again, where did it occur?"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#33791: Jul 3rd 2020 at 7:25:45 PM

"C-Come with me, to the study, then you'll... you'll..." Mrs. E starts to cry. "I can't keep it up anymore! My husband is dead!"

Very good kitty
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#33793: Jul 3rd 2020 at 7:31:15 PM

Knife makes her way upstairs, standing by Mrs. E. "Are you okay? When did you find this out?"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
DubhKafkaesque from Scotland Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
#33794: Jul 3rd 2020 at 7:32:36 PM

Kafka suddenly looks deeply uncomfortable. He follows these brain-dead eejits hoping to be entertained, not emotionally impacted, goddammit.

Hail majestic corporate light, heaven born and ever bright!
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#33795: Jul 3rd 2020 at 7:39:06 PM

"Let's go check out what happened. Come on." Knife makes her way upstairs to the study to find the door shut. She jiggles the doorknob. It's open.

"Hey guys! Come over here."

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#33796: Jul 3rd 2020 at 7:44:59 PM

In the study, lying on the floor, is an old man in a tweed suit, with a knife in his back.

"Quarter to eight, I heard Jerome scream. But no other sounds, nothing in between..." Mrs. E looks at the tropers sadly. "Sorry, force of habit. This case makes me wonder, as much as I grieve. I'm sure nobody entered, nor did one leave."

Very good kitty
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#33797: Jul 3rd 2020 at 7:56:06 PM

Knife steps in the room. She presses a button, and the robotic limbs unfold out of her bladepack.

"Don't worry. I'm not stabbing your husband again. Just taking precaution." She uses the limbs to remove the knife from the body, and tries to identify what kind it was. It looked like a normal kitchen knife, but for all she knew it was some sorta special brand not used in the house; useful to know if they were gonna identify what it was.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#33798: Jul 3rd 2020 at 7:59:41 PM

"Careful, that's tampering with evidence."

"Although... I guess since the police brought us to deal with this, we are the police now......."

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#33799: Jul 3rd 2020 at 8:02:25 PM

"Maybe the cops want to frame us, and that's why they left us here. And don't worry, there's no DNA on these limbs. They can't test this and blame it on us.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Aveyond Your local Princess! from Where's the closest castle? Since: Dec, 2018
Your local Princess!
#33800: Jul 3rd 2020 at 11:11:40 PM

Avie is disturbed by the body

"Did you hear anything else by any chance, ma'am? What were you doing at the time?"

Edited by Aveyond on Jul 4th 2020 at 4:12:10 AM


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