"Pigeon's probably dead. That splat sounded brutal."
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."Kafka's anger at Arimo's blatant speciesism is displaced by surprise when he hears the name.
"Robert... Downey... Junior?"
Hail majestic corporate light, heaven born and ever bright!Tropes looks over the list.
"'Number Two: Bring me Bambi on the PS 2.' Well, alright. Where's the nearest GameStart store?"
thebeatles.com/careers(The Chey Bus then pulls up outside. Everyone would then flock out and enter the bus only to be greeted by...)
"Robin? Maurice? First off, when did y'all learn how to drive and second off, what happened to Garfunkel?"
"He's studying to become a midwife."
"He got inspired to become one after watching a Call the Midwife marathon."
"He did teach us how to drive before he left a couple weeks ago."
"We then took the test at the DMV a few days ago and passed."
(Robin and Maurice then pull their new driving licenses.)
"Oh, that's amazing! I'm very proud of y'all. Alright, Tropes, where do we need to go again?"
(The bus then drives off. Some time later, they arrive at the mall. The parking lot was packed.)
"Oh, no..."
"There's barely any open parking spaces."
(Robin sees a spot that was closest to the entrance and goes over to park there, but someone comes and parks at that spot.)
"Oh, damn!"
Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jun 28th 2020 at 10:35:05 AM
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you....""Just illegally park it, they'll probably give leeway to the mayor's bus"
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside"It's a Friday afternoon... HEY WAIT, THERE'S A PREGNANT LADY PARKING SPOT!"
(And indeed there was. It was on the other side of the row and the only unoccupied spot near the entrance left.)
"I guess being knocked up does have its perks."
(Chey rubs her bump and smirks as Robin successfully parks in the spot.)
Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jun 28th 2020 at 11:05:34 AM
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you....""Is this what he meant?" Knife pulls out a game called "Bambi's Revenge" for the PS2. On the cover there is a humanoid deer holding guns akimbo and shooting a hunter in the face, with blood splattering everywhere.
Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Jun 29th 2020 at 6:33:31 AM
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.

"What kind of carrier pigeon?"