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EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#32751: May 5th 2020 at 12:39:10 PM

(Chey senses someone dropping to the floor.)
"CRAP! Someone's in danger, I gotta go! Uhhh, Avie, will you be okay?!"

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Aveyond Your local Princess! from Where's the closest castle? Since: Dec, 2018
Your local Princess!
#32752: May 5th 2020 at 12:40:24 PM

"Just go! You're in pain too-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Tropes has since started screaming for someone to do something

Edited by Aveyond on May 6th 2020 at 5:41:05 AM

EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#32753: May 5th 2020 at 12:42:35 PM

"SMEGGING HECK! UHHHHH-Hey, I got it!"
(Chey then takes a jar of slime out of her bag, opens it, dumps the slime on the floor, and it morphs into a replica of Chey. It gurgles.)
"Thank God for those slime dummies."
(Chey then kisses Avie's forehead, waves goodbye, and darts out of the room.)

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
TabbyGirl4 Ruler of Everything from The Nowhere Islands Since: Nov, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Ruler of Everything
#32754: May 5th 2020 at 12:44:13 PM

"The hell,Chey?”

"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017
johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#32755: May 5th 2020 at 12:46:31 PM

Dan is whacking the rib cage of a patient with a scalpel handle in the operation room

"Doctor, are you sure this is the best method?"

"Trying to cut the ribs certainly didn't work, so I had to get creative"

"But why aren't you using any of the tools designed for the job"

"You know it's dangerous to interrupt a surgeon with stupid questions like that"

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
TabbyGirl4 Ruler of Everything from The Nowhere Islands Since: Nov, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Ruler of Everything
#32756: May 5th 2020 at 12:49:45 PM

"All of you guys are acting like school children and it’s driving me crazy. Fuck this shit,I’m outta here!"

She runs to the waiting room.

"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#32757: May 5th 2020 at 12:50:02 PM

As Custard waits in the exam room, she notices a modern desktop computer on a desk in the corner, its monitor displaying a login screen.

"So, you come 'round here often?" she says, her voice reverting to chipmunk again. No answer.

"'Scuse me ma'am, are you deaf?" No reply.

As she gets closer to inspect the computer, she fails to notice the neck of the monitor forming a long, skinny torso...

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
ElenaOkami Most Anonymous Anon from Everywhere. So everywhere you don’t need a where Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Singularity
Most Anonymous Anon
#32758: May 5th 2020 at 1:05:47 PM

Elena is being chased by a doctor "GODDAMN YOU AND YOUR STUPID LAWNMOWER! COME BACK HERE YOU-" She enters opens a random door, enters and shuts it close. She turns around to see surgeons and the person whose heart was being transplanted staring at her in surprise. The girl chuckles "Heeyy..."

Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#32759: May 5th 2020 at 1:13:46 PM

As almost all the patients organs are laying on the table next to the patient

"So nurse, remind me what this operation was about again"

"It's about the patient's lung cancer, you did read the memo, right?"

"Yes off course! The tumors!"

Grabs a hammer

"This one's good at scraping, right"

"It...

...might be"

Edited by johannes4123 on May 5th 2020 at 10:17:06 AM

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
arimothereindeer Boi from here to eternity, that's where she takes me Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
Boi
#32760: May 5th 2020 at 1:36:49 PM

A crayon scrawled title slide written in hiragana with a voiceover of children saying “MEANWHILE!” appears on screen.

Baryl is laying in a hospital bed.

”Arimo, I’m not sick!” he cries.

Arimo puts on a blue rubber glove without saying a word.

Reindeer in the direction of reindeer
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#32761: May 5th 2020 at 2:40:35 PM

Playing rushes over, the hospital door flying off the hinges.

"OHMYGODAFTERWARDSAREYOUOKAYAREYOUDYINGIHEARDSCREAMING!!!"

All the stuff on Playing's body falls off, except for a banana peel resting on his head.

Edited by Playing_with_boy on May 5th 2020 at 2:50:56 AM

Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#32762: May 5th 2020 at 2:54:42 PM

A group of doctors and nurses have picked me up off the floor and are taking me into the ER.

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Bobthedeadguy Not a guy anymore, ignore the name from IN YOUR COMPUTER!!! Since: Jan, 2019 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
#32763: May 5th 2020 at 3:18:03 PM

The doctor chuckles and puts the bonesaw away again.

"I apologize for my sense of humor."

He reaches onto the pack on his back and detaches the gun-like instrument hanging from it.

"This is the real plan B. Still a little experimental, so this will either solve all of your problems or kill you on the spot. 3/4 odds, don't worry."

He grins, clearly eager to experiment.

Edited by Bobthedeadguy on May 5th 2020 at 6:18:20 AM

S-O-N-I-C, THAT'S ME!!!
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#32764: May 5th 2020 at 4:22:36 PM

(Chey follows her senses to where After was, only to find out that he had since been taken to the ER.)
"ARE YOU SMEGGING KIDDING ME?! This is some bullcrap, I'm going back to Ave-YEOOOOOOOOOW!!!"
(Chey experiences another cramp. This time, it was more painful. Chey keels over and bellows out...)
"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!!!"
(Ford heard Chey's cry all the way from the exam room.)
"CHEYANNE!"
"I-is she okay?"
"I don't know!"
(Ford then darts out of the room and finds Chey in a fetal position wailing in pain.)
"FORD!"
"Chey, are you alright?!"
"I-I think something's wrong with the baby! I've been having t-these cramps-"
"You mean contractions?"
"....y-yes. I've been having them all day..."
(Chey then screams.)
"FORDIE, I CAN'T BE IN LABOR! IT'S TOO SMEGGING EARLY!"
(A bunch of nurses then quickly come in with a wheelchair and put Chey in it. She was crying and shaking.)
"Ford, please don't let me go alone! I-I'm scared! OH GOD, NO!"
(Chey goes through another contraction. Ford then follows Chey as she is wheeled away to a room. Meanwhile...)

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
ElenaOkami Most Anonymous Anon from Everywhere. So everywhere you don’t need a where Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Singularity
Most Anonymous Anon
#32765: May 5th 2020 at 5:07:37 PM

Elena finds herself next to the person who was getting a heart transplant, surrounded by surgeons "..And then I said 'I dropped the coins!'" They all laugh, even the guy who currently didn't have a heart. One of the surgeons says "Wait..You're not supposed to be here.." Elena stops laughing

"Oh"

Cut to her being chased by the surgeons holding scapels and the doctor from before holding a stethoscope

Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
Zanreo Gizmondo from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Gizmondo
#32766: May 5th 2020 at 5:09:08 PM

Zanreo is being thrown out of a room. "What the hell are you doing with those? Did you even go through medical school?"
"Hey, I tried telling you but you insisted..." Zanreo tries explaining. "Had to do the best I could with the tools I knew how to use!"

"Hey..." a voice says from inside the room, "...I think I'm starting to feel better already!"
"Oh, that's great!" Zanreo says as the turns back to the patient. "You should probably get some rest now, though!" Phew... close one... the power of lasers save the day again!

My favorite failed console tbh
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#32767: May 5th 2020 at 5:51:14 PM

Junon watches Elena get chased around as Junon continues her acupuncture treatment. She briefly sneezes.

"Can you help me out here?"

CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#32768: May 5th 2020 at 6:14:57 PM

"You know," says Adam, "I thought I recognized that name on the clipboard. I haven't seen my gal Custard in a long-ass time!"

"Hot damn, it's been what, 28 years now? I was hoping Ted kept her operational before he hauled his ass off to Sweden, looks like I was right!" Terry replies, trying to keep himself from accidentally dropping the repair kit.

They eventually make it to room 704 and open the door.

"Hi there, Cus! Long time no-" Terry's greeting is cut off as he and Adam witness a tall, skinny black creature with an LCD monitor for a head grasping the older computer with giant, mechanical claws.

"H̊͗̚̕e͂̊̚ỳ̛̎͘ ̀g̍̌͡ù̓̉̕y̏̕s̋̈!̾̋̅͝ ̋I̔'̌d͊̍̓ ̃c̋̽a̓̆t̽ch̊̇ ̉̊͗̍u̽̏͘p̆̂ ̈́́͡ẃ͒í̉͞t͊͆̂h͌̉ ̏̅͌̆y̑͊'̐́̓͡ȧ̀̕l̅̐̀́̋l ̄͐b̔̐͝u̇t͑ ͐͑I̓͑̇̈́͗'̌͋͂̎͞m̆͐͛͘ ͑̚i̛͂͒͘n͒̂ ̀k̀înd͝ ̕ô̑̋f́͑͝ ̏͋̑ȧ̀̽͌͡ ̓b̆̾́î́n̏̐̋̃͝d̎ ̽̒͛̈rī̛̽̉g͆̆̓͡h̛͋͂t̋ ̋n̿̈̄̚͘o͛w̓̎͒͡." Custard says, thankful her creator attached her monitor to her main unit.

Edited by CustardAndPie on May 5th 2020 at 8:16:35 AM

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#32769: May 5th 2020 at 8:30:48 PM

(Tales barges into where Dan is operating.)

"Wanna be partners?"

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#32770: May 5th 2020 at 8:37:36 PM

(Meanwhile, Robin snuck out of his room.... Again.)
"Mauriiiiiiiiiiice?"
(In Maurice's room, he was in bed and hooked up to a IV. He looked very irritated.)
"How long are you going to keep me in here?"
"A few days."
"A few bleedin' days?!"
"So we can keep a close eye on you and make sure you're getting the treatment you need for your salmonellosis."
"Salmonellosis? God..."
(Enter Robin.)
"There you are, Maurice! We're busting out of here, come on."
"Oh, no you don't, Mr. Prefect. Your twin has to stay for a few days."
"He's coming home!"
"He's staying here."
"Coming home."
"Staying here."
"HOME!"
"STAYING!"
"HOME!"
"STAYING!"
"HOME!"
"STAYING!"
"FINE! But I demand that either we share a room together or I at least get to visit him, even outside visiting hours."
"Alright then. You can stay with him."
(The nurse then leaves the room, muttering profanity-ridden things about never wanting kids and incompetent idiots.)
"Outta sight, Rob!"
"Yeah!"
(Maurice and Robin then give each other a high-five.)
"Hey, what happened to Chey and Ford?"
".......bugger."
(We will read about what happens next to Chey and Ford later. Meanwhile...)

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#32771: May 5th 2020 at 8:41:44 PM

The computer creature lets out a mechanical screech as the two men ineffectively try to hack at it with hammers. Custard tries ramming into its freaky spider legs, to no avail.

"Ś̼͙̖̙̉̏̈a̛̝̳̪͊̚y,̖̦͑̏" Custard says, "d͞i̛d̆̍̚ ̊̔̉̕͞y̎͂ŏ͊̍̏u͒͘ ̎̊ḡ͞u͒̈́͝y͆͒͞s̈́̊̍ ̔́̒b̄̄͌͊r̕i̿̂̐͠ng̑̄̈́͐ ͊̾͌t̿͗h̛̓͛͒e̐͝ ̓͠áx́͑̐̊e?̍̀̑ ́̄Í'͞v̇̌̚͘e͛ ̃̏͠͠g͊̈́̏o̽̀t́ ̌͘a̽̈́͆̎n ̀́͠ĩ̂͋̐̒d͗͐͊̇ȇ͘a.̽̀͐̕.̓̿͆́͆.̈̓̄"

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#32772: May 5th 2020 at 9:32:32 PM

Taco, lost somewhere in the hospital, is sorting through the pill bottles he pocketed.

“Fuck, no Xanax! Just a bunch of Morphine, Codeine, Oxycodone... who, tell me, who in the American healthcare system would want a bunch of opiates?!”

As Taco keeps walking, he walks into a ward of the hospital. “Oh shit, sick people! This is definitely not the waiting room.”

One of the patients in the ward speaks up. “We’re not sick. This is the chronic back pain ward.”

“...you guys have an entire ward for chronic back pain?”

“We’ve got an entire wing for all kinds of chronic pain. Ever since the great Tropesberg Earthquake, many Tropesburg citizens have suffered from these great pains. And our medical pains hardly cover nearly enough to help us out!”

Taco looks down at this opiate collection. He then looks up. Two dollar signs soon replace his pupils.

Huzzah
johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#32773: May 5th 2020 at 9:44:28 PM

As Dan is putting the organs back, more or less in the place found them

"Nurse, where's the stapler?"

"Why would you need a stapler?"

"To patch up the cuts after surgery, obviously"

"But why not stitch them up properly?"

"That would take too long. Found it!"

He stitches the organs back in place before closing the wound and bandaging the patient

"That should do it"

Heads out

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
ElenaOkami Most Anonymous Anon from Everywhere. So everywhere you don’t need a where Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Singularity
Most Anonymous Anon
#32774: May 6th 2020 at 1:11:28 AM

Elena stops running, and shrugs "I'm not a doctor. These guys are" The surgeons stop to look at Junon and facepalm "Damn! I forgot about the heart transplant!" The surgeons rush back to the operating room. The doctor sighs and goes to Junon "How can I help you, ma'am?"

Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#32775: May 6th 2020 at 2:08:57 AM

"Can you get these needles out?"


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