"SMEGGING HECK! UHHHHH-Hey, I got it!"
(Chey then takes a jar of slime out of her bag, opens it, dumps the slime on the floor, and it morphs into a replica of Chey. It gurgles.)
"Thank God for those slime dummies."
(Chey then kisses Avie's forehead, waves goodbye, and darts out of the room.)
Dan is whacking the rib cage of a patient with a scalpel handle in the operation room
"Doctor, are you sure this is the best method?"
"Trying to cut the ribs certainly didn't work, so I had to get creative"
"But why aren't you using any of the tools designed for the job"
"You know it's dangerous to interrupt a surgeon with stupid questions like that"
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful againAs Custard waits in the exam room, she notices a modern desktop computer on a desk in the corner, its monitor displaying a login screen.
"So, you come 'round here often?" she says, her voice reverting to chipmunk again. No answer.
"'Scuse me ma'am, are you deaf?" No reply.
As she gets closer to inspect the computer, she fails to notice the neck of the monitor forming a long, skinny torso...
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideElena is being chased by a doctor "GODDAMN YOU AND YOUR STUPID LAWNMOWER! COME BACK HERE YOU-" She enters opens a random door, enters and shuts it close. She turns around to see surgeons and the person whose heart was being transplanted staring at her in surprise. The girl chuckles "Heeyy..."
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?As almost all the patients organs are laying on the table next to the patient
"So nurse, remind me what this operation was about again"
"It's about the patient's lung cancer, you did read the memo, right?"
"Yes off course! The tumors!"
Grabs a hammer
"This one's good at scraping, right"
"It...
...might be"
Edited by johannes4123 on May 5th 2020 at 10:17:06 AM
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful againThe doctor chuckles and puts the bonesaw away again.
"I apologize for my sense of humor."
He reaches onto the pack on his back and detaches the gun-like instrument hanging from it.
"This is the real plan B. Still a little experimental, so this will either solve all of your problems or kill you on the spot. 3/4 odds, don't worry."
He grins, clearly eager to experiment.
Edited by Bobthedeadguy on May 5th 2020 at 6:18:20 AM
S-O-N-I-C, THAT'S ME!!!(Chey follows her senses to where After was, only to find out that he had since been taken to the ER.)
"ARE YOU SMEGGING KIDDING ME?! This is some bullcrap, I'm going back to Ave-YEOOOOOOOOOW!!!"
(Chey experiences another cramp. This time, it was more painful. Chey keels over and bellows out...)
"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!!!"
(Ford heard Chey's cry all the way from the exam room.)
"CHEYANNE!"
"I-is she okay?"
"I don't know!"
(Ford then darts out of the room and finds Chey in a fetal position wailing in pain.)
"FORD!"
"Chey, are you alright?!"
"I-I think something's wrong with the baby! I've been having t-these cramps-"
"You mean contractions?"
"....y-yes. I've been having them all day..."
(Chey then screams.)
"FORDIE, I CAN'T BE IN LABOR! IT'S TOO SMEGGING EARLY!"
(A bunch of nurses then quickly come in with a wheelchair and put Chey in it. She was crying and shaking.)
"Ford, please don't let me go alone! I-I'm scared! OH GOD, NO!"
(Chey goes through another contraction. Ford then follows Chey as she is wheeled away to a room. Meanwhile...)
Elena finds herself next to the person who was getting a heart transplant, surrounded by surgeons "..And then I said 'I dropped the coins!'" They all laugh, even the guy who currently didn't have a heart. One of the surgeons says "Wait..You're not supposed to be here.." Elena stops laughing
"Oh"
Cut to her being chased by the surgeons holding scapels and the doctor from before holding a stethoscope
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?Zanreo is being thrown out of a room. "What the hell are you doing with those? Did you even go through medical school?"
"Hey, I tried telling you but you insisted..." Zanreo tries explaining. "Had to do the best I could with the tools I knew how to use!"
"Hey..." a voice says from inside the room, "...I think I'm starting to feel better already!"
"Oh, that's great!" Zanreo says as the turns back to the patient. "You should probably get some rest now, though!" Phew... close one... the power of lasers save the day again!
"You know," says Adam, "I thought I recognized that name on the clipboard. I haven't seen my gal Custard in a long-ass time!"
"Hot damn, it's been what, 28 years now? I was hoping Ted kept her operational before he hauled his ass off to Sweden, looks like I was right!" Terry replies, trying to keep himself from accidentally dropping the repair kit.
They eventually make it to room 704 and open the door.
"Hi there, Cus! Long time no-" Terry's greeting is cut off as he and Adam witness a tall, skinny black creature with an LCD monitor for a head grasping the older computer with giant, mechanical claws.
"H̊͗̚̕e͂̊̚ỳ̛̎͘ ̀g̍̌͡ù̓̉̕y̏̕s̋̈!̾̋̅͝ ̋I̔'̌d͊̍̓ ̃c̋̽a̓̆t̽ch̊̇ ̉̊͗̍u̽̏͘p̆̂ ̈́́͡ẃ͒í̉͞t͊͆̂h͌̉ ̏̅͌̆y̑͊'̐́̓͡ȧ̀̕l̅̐̀́̋l ̄͐b̔̐͝u̇t͑ ͐͑I̓͑̇̈́͗'̌͋͂̎͞m̆͐͛͘ ͑̚i̛͂͒͘n͒̂ ̀k̀înd͝ ̕ô̑̋f́͑͝ ̏͋̑ȧ̀̽͌͡ ̓b̆̾́î́n̏̐̋̃͝d̎ ̽̒͛̈rī̛̽̉g͆̆̓͡h̛͋͂t̋ ̋n̿̈̄̚͘o͛w̓̎͒͡." Custard says, thankful her creator attached her monitor to her main unit.
Edited by CustardAndPie on May 5th 2020 at 8:16:35 AM
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside(Meanwhile, Robin snuck out of his room.... Again.)
"Mauriiiiiiiiiiice?"
(In Maurice's room, he was in bed and hooked up to a IV. He looked very irritated.)
"How long are you going to keep me in here?"
"A few days."
"A few bleedin' days?!"
"So we can keep a close eye on you and make sure you're getting the treatment you need for your salmonellosis."
"Salmonellosis? God..."
(Enter Robin.)
"There you are, Maurice! We're busting out of here, come on."
"Oh, no you don't, Mr. Prefect. Your twin has to stay for a few days."
"He's coming home!"
"He's staying here."
"Coming home."
"Staying here."
"HOME!"
"STAYING!"
"HOME!"
"STAYING!"
"HOME!"
"STAYING!"
"FINE! But I demand that either we share a room together or I at least get to visit him, even outside visiting hours."
"Alright then. You can stay with him."
(The nurse then leaves the room, muttering profanity-ridden things about never wanting kids and incompetent idiots.)
"Outta sight, Rob!"
"Yeah!"
(Maurice and Robin then give each other a high-five.)
"Hey, what happened to Chey and Ford?"
".......bugger."
(We will read about what happens next to Chey and Ford later. Meanwhile...)
The computer creature lets out a mechanical screech as the two men ineffectively try to hack at it with hammers. Custard tries ramming into its freaky spider legs, to no avail.
"Ś̼͙̖̙̉̏̈a̛̝̳̪͊̚y,̖̦͑̏" Custard says, "d͞i̛d̆̍̚ ̊̔̉̕͞y̎͂ŏ͊̍̏u͒͘ ̎̊ḡ͞u͒̈́͝y͆͒͞s̈́̊̍ ̔́̒b̄̄͌͊r̕i̿̂̐͠ng̑̄̈́͐ ͊̾͌t̿͗h̛̓͛͒e̐͝ ̓͠áx́͑̐̊e?̍̀̑ ́̄Í'͞v̇̌̚͘e͛ ̃̏͠͠g͊̈́̏o̽̀t́ ̌͘a̽̈́͆̎n ̀́͠ĩ̂͋̐̒d͗͐͊̇ȇ͘a.̽̀͐̕.̓̿͆́͆.̈̓̄"
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideTaco, lost somewhere in the hospital, is sorting through the pill bottles he pocketed.
“Fuck, no Xanax! Just a bunch of Morphine, Codeine, Oxycodone... who, tell me, who in the American healthcare system would want a bunch of opiates?!”
As Taco keeps walking, he walks into a ward of the hospital. “Oh shit, sick people! This is definitely not the waiting room.”
One of the patients in the ward speaks up. “We’re not sick. This is the chronic back pain ward.”
“...you guys have an entire ward for chronic back pain?”
“We’ve got an entire wing for all kinds of chronic pain. Ever since the great Tropesberg Earthquake, many Tropesburg citizens have suffered from these great pains. And our medical pains hardly cover nearly enough to help us out!”
Taco looks down at this opiate collection. He then looks up. Two dollar signs soon replace his pupils.
HuzzahAs Dan is putting the organs back, more or less in the place found them
"Nurse, where's the stapler?"
"Why would you need a stapler?"
"To patch up the cuts after surgery, obviously"
"But why not stitch them up properly?"
"That would take too long. Found it!"
He stitches the organs back in place before closing the wound and bandaging the patient
"That should do it"
Heads out
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful againElena stops running, and shrugs "I'm not a doctor. These guys are" The surgeons stop to look at Junon and facepalm "Damn! I forgot about the heart transplant!" The surgeons rush back to the operating room. The doctor sighs and goes to Junon "How can I help you, ma'am?"
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?

(Chey senses someone dropping to the floor.)
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you....""CRAP! Someone's in danger, I gotta go! Uhhh, Avie, will you be okay?!"