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josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#32501: Apr 25th 2020 at 8:05:23 PM

"Not sure," Junon replies while packeting the tools needed for the theft. "I was getting ready with Marcia."

TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#32502: Apr 25th 2020 at 8:32:06 PM

(Tales is in his signature hot dog costume, except he’s wearing a sexy catsuit above it to make him look more handsome.)

(It does not.)

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Zanreo Gizmondo from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Gizmondo
#32503: Apr 25th 2020 at 8:36:51 PM

"Alright, think I'm ready" Zanreo says, still in her suit.

My favorite failed console tbh
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#32504: Apr 25th 2020 at 8:46:58 PM

Custard, still in her hoodie, rolls towards the door.

":D Let's do this shit, y'all!"

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
sabrina_diamond iSanity! from Australia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
#32505: Apr 25th 2020 at 11:56:13 PM

Steph dances around in her red trenchcoat, "We are here for the heist of the century! Let's get moving y'all!"

In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
ElenaOkami Most Anonymous Anon from Everywhere. So everywhere you don’t need a where Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Singularity
Most Anonymous Anon
#32506: Apr 26th 2020 at 3:19:54 AM

Elena puts on her monster cap and shades "Let's do this"

Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#32507: Apr 26th 2020 at 6:44:35 PM

(Meanwhile, Michael was trying to call his wife.)
"Oh, c'mon, Amanda! Pick up, damn it."
(No answer. Michael growls in frustration and kicks something. Back on the bus, Robin opens the bus doors and the Tropers start pouring out.)

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#32508: Apr 26th 2020 at 6:52:08 PM

"Okay," says Custard, to the rest, "I'm gonna go in and pretend I'm doing a withdrawal for an account holder I got from connecting to the bank's computer system. When you hear the buzz from my PC speaker, that's your guys' cue, okay?"

Her emoticon loses the sunglasses before she heads into the bank, rolling up to the nearest teller. Surprisingly, there's no other customers.

"GREETINGS, HUMAN. MRS. GUNHILD BEARDWOOD HAS SENT ME TO REQUEST A MONETARY WITHDRAWAL." she says in her most robotic voice possible.

Edited by CustardAndPie on Apr 26th 2020 at 8:58:22 AM

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#32509: Apr 26th 2020 at 6:58:24 PM

(At the bank, a very bored bank teller by the name of Mr. Birkby looked at Custard and sighed.)
"For how much?"

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#32510: Apr 26th 2020 at 7:04:30 PM

"MRS. GUNHILD BEARDWOOD HAS REQUESTED A WITHDRAWAL OF... FIVE. THOUSAND. NINE. HUNDRED. FIFTY. ONE. DOLLARS. AND. EIGHTY. THREE. CENTS." she replies, keeping up the ruse.

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#32511: Apr 26th 2020 at 7:05:09 PM

Taco, going rogue, has begun to sneak into an air duct on the side of the bank, and is attempting to find his way to the vault that way.

Huzzah
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#32512: Apr 26th 2020 at 7:06:08 PM

I step out of the bus, wearing a long black leather coat. I then completely ignore Custard and pull out a Keyblade - this one looks elegant and beautiful as a reference to the previous beauty pageant episode.

"Here we go! Lipstick Lacerator!!!"

My keyblade intricately transforms, in that shiny and flashy way that keyblades do, into a large chainsaw adorned with elegant accessories and colors, the teeth and blade covered in deep red... lipstick stains.

I then kick open the door to the bank and rev up my chainsaw, screaming: "EVERYBODY DOWN, THIS IS A ROBBERY."

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#32513: Apr 26th 2020 at 7:07:26 PM

“When you need me, the word to say is “relish”!”

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#32514: Apr 26th 2020 at 7:08:11 PM

An ear-piercing buzzing sound eminates from Custard's otherwise never-used PC speaker once After breaks in, signaling the other Tropers.

"...Dude, I said wait for the buzz." Custard says to Afters, sunglasses appearing on her emoticon once again.

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#32515: Apr 26th 2020 at 7:12:14 PM

At a nearby park on the opposite side of the bank, a news anchor is filming a moment in the park.

I must tell you, I relish these nice, cool days in Los Santos.

Huzzah
Zanreo Gizmondo from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Gizmondo
#32516: Apr 26th 2020 at 7:15:25 PM

Zanreo covers her ears. "Gah! What the hell is- oh right, that must be our cue!" she says as she starts sneakily running towards the bank, preparing something from her pocket...

Edited by Zanreo on Apr 26th 2020 at 4:21:52 PM

My favorite failed console tbh
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#32517: Apr 26th 2020 at 7:16:37 PM

“OH! There’s the signal!”

(Tales barges into the park, mistaking it for the bank, in his hot dog costume. He does the Hot Dog dance, which is the same as the Funky Chicken combined with Do The Mario played in French, in German, in English, in Japanese, backwards, typically used with a turban. However, he added a gun to the mix, which he’s firing recklessly.)

Edited by TalesofUnder on Apr 26th 2020 at 9:19:39 PM

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#32518: Apr 26th 2020 at 7:21:44 PM

Jesus H. Christ, everyone get down!

The news anchor and his crew duck as a stray bullet hits the camera. Bystanders nearby run away, and, in the distance, the sirens of police can be heard.

Huzzah
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#32519: Apr 26th 2020 at 7:24:48 PM

“Go back to the same podunk network Steve Segue came from!”

(Tales engages in a fistfight with the reporter. Well, okay, it’s more like a firefight.)

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#32520: Apr 26th 2020 at 7:29:00 PM

Oh my god, he’s shooting at Roger Newsman!

Newsman takes one in the leg, and begins writhing on the floor.

A barricade of police officers drive in and surround the park. Oh my god! Who would shoot local news anchor Roger Newsman?

Huzzah
Zanreo Gizmondo from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Gizmondo
#32521: Apr 26th 2020 at 7:29:02 PM

Zanreo runs into the bank, shooting (harmless) beams now and then as distractions.

My favorite failed console tbh
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#32522: Apr 26th 2020 at 7:31:29 PM

Custard gets closer to Mr. Birkby, her screen red with a giant, CBS logo-looking eye on it.

"Open the vault, asshole."

Edited by CustardAndPie on Apr 26th 2020 at 9:37:16 AM

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#32523: Apr 26th 2020 at 7:33:41 PM

“I did it. And I’d do it again. He said the signal word- wait...”

(Tales realizes that he’s in the park.)

“Oh crap.”

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#32524: Apr 26th 2020 at 8:08:27 PM

"Fine... god, I hate my life."
(Mr. Birkby then opens the vault followed by a cold beer he had stashed somewhere. Back outside...)
"Uhhh, bugger, should we try the bank or the jewelry store?"
"Store?"
"Okay. I'll go in first."
(Robin goes into the jewelry store. Mr. Kirby was there.)
"Ah, good evening, madam. What are you looking for?"
"Ooh, uh, some nice golden earrings will do."
"Well, if you come this way, miss, we have a large selection-"
(Maurice comes barging in.)
"RIGHT! THIS IS A ROBBERY!"
(Maurice then grabs Robin and points a Super Soaker at his head.)
"Either I get all the jewelry and money or this young lady gets it!"
(Robin then emits a shrill scream while Mr. Kirby puts his hands up.)
"HELP!"
(Robin takes another Super Soaker they'd brought along with them and shoots Tabasco sauce onto Mr. Kirby's eyes, causing him to scream in pain and fall over on something. Maurice lets Robin go while he uses the Dalek gunstick to shoot at the security cameras. Outside...)
"Hello? HELLO?! Ahhh, to hell with it... Wait, where are the guys?"

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Apr 26th 2020 at 10:10:29 AM

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#32525: Apr 26th 2020 at 8:11:45 PM

"Alright, we'll take everything you have in the vault, but with one exception."

"I want you to only take from the bank accounts of rich people. If you empty the vault of ANYONE working minimum wage I will not hesitate to add your blood to my collection of lipstick stains and I will relish the feeling."

I flip my sunglasses down over my eyes and lean casually on the counter.

Edited by Afterwards on Apr 26th 2020 at 11:13:48 AM

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster

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