Tropers: The Series

Meanwhile, back at the house...

The approaching sound of vaguely Scottish complaints drifts down the stairs.

"...c'mon, man, they even gave the fuckin'... toast girl a sign! The toast girl! I can't remember her name, not like it was important anyway, but c'mon, I spend my entire life cultivating a confrontational aesthetic and then my efforts aren't even acknowledged? A toast saleswoman is more worthy of the scorn of the unwashed masses? What kind of bullshit is-"

Kafka pauses. He is now at the foot of the stairs, and has somehow only just noticed that the usually bustling house is now empty and silent.

"...am I really that boring?"

"I have returned from cleaning up the Gibbs' room! Chey? Ford? Hello? Where are they?"
(Avon comes wheeling in.)
"Ah, Mr. Avon, sir! Have you seen the Prefects?"
"They've gone to the hospital for their appointment a few minutes after the Tropers left."
"Ahhh. Oh, wonderful!"
(We will be hearing about the Prefects' appointment later on, where they will be receiving joyful news.)

Avie looks up at Kaf

"Buddy, they left already"

"I say wing it. Winging it is more fun," Puma says to Dan.

Edited by DrNoPuma on Apr 4th 2020 at 2:26:46 PM

"It's the only plan that survives contact with the enemy"

"Besides, how can we come up with a plan if we don't even know what the job is?"

"Gah!"

Kafka starts a little, having failed to notice Avie.

"Where were - went where?"

"Judging by how the job was presented, someone's probably going to die."

Bob smiles.

"Would have taken this job myself if you guys hadn't seen it first."

Steph is prepared for the job, "Ready for the job when you all are,"

(Meanwhile, at Tropesburg General Hospital, Chey and Ford are in a exam room with a OB/GYN doctor. The doctor had just finished checking Chey's vitals.)
"You're a very healthy Time Lady."
"Thanks!"
"Alright, Mrs. Prefect, I'll be back with the machine and we'll see how your baby is doing."
"Sounds great!"
(The nurse leaves the room. Chey takes a deep breath.)
"Ohhhhh, my giddy aunt..."
"Are you nervous?"
"Of course I am..."
(Chey wraps her arms around Ford.)
"Hey, it's gonna be okay. No matter what our baby will be, we'll love them unconditionally."
"Yeah."
(Chey smiles a bit.)
"I have a question."
"What is it?"
(Ford giggles as he says...)
"Why didn't you change your outfit before we left?"
(Chey was still in her Sixth Doctor outfit from the previous episode.)
"I felt like keeping this on."
(Ford laughs and gives Chey a kiss. The sound of a door opening is heard. The nurse arrive with the ultrasound machine.)
"Alright, Mrs. Prefect, I'll need you to take off your coat."
(Chey proceeds to do exactly that.)
"Okay, now I'll need you to lie down on the bed and lift up your shirt."
"I, uh, got a waistcoat on."
(Chey laughs.)
"Alright, unbutton that too."
(Ford sits down in the chair right next to the bed while Chey lies down on the bed and proceeds to unbutton her waistcoat and then lift up her shirt, exposing her baby bump. Chey tenderly rubs her bump and smiles..)
"Hello, sweetie."
(Ford leans in to kiss the bump and look at Chey.)
"Ready?"
"Let's do this."
(The nurse powers on the machine, squirts some clear gel on Chey's stomach, and runs the wand through it until the monitor was showing a baby moving around a bit in the womb.)
"And there it is."
(The nurse turns the monitor so Chey and Ford can see it. The former tears up while the latter waves at the screen.)
"Hello there, baby Prefect."
(Ford giggles again.)
"Our beautiful baby..."
"Would you like to hear the baby's heartbeats?"
"Smeg yeah!"
(With a flip of a switch, the sound of the Time Tot's two hearts beating fill the room. Ford now starts to tear up.)
"Photon, I love that sound..."
(The couple look at their baby moving about on the monitor for a good, solid minute.)
"Everything looks very normal and the baby is growing as it should. Alright, now would you two like to find out the gender."
(Chey and Ford then excitedly say in unison...)
"YES!"
(....before smiling big, giddy smiles.)
"Okay then..."
(The nurse moves the wand a bit and looks carefully at the monitor for a moment.)
"Okay, Mr. and Mrs. Prefect. I've looked very well and..."
"Here we go!"
"Congratulations! You two are gonna have a baby girl."
"....R-really?!"
"We're gonna have a daughter?"
"Yep!"
"OH, MY GIDDY-"
"Hang on..."
(The nurse prints up a picture of the ultrasound and cleans the gel off Chey's belly.)
"Alright, go on."
"Great suffering Zarquon! A girl!"
(Ford smiles a bright smile as tears fill his eyes.)
"OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FORDIE, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A TIME LADY!"
(Chey and Ford then hug each other and cry tears of joy and excitement.)
"Congratulations, you two."
(Chey and Ford then kiss each other.)
"I love you so much, darling."
"I love you too, my love."
(Chey and Ford then kiss again. Meanwhile...)
"How long have we been driving?"
"A hour."
(Robin yawns.)

"Feels like it's been longer... are we there yet?" Zanreo asks, having put on dark purple-lensed sunglasses since last time.

Edited by Zanreo on Apr 4th 2020 at 8:39:35 PM

Aveyond's forest

"Don't wear stripes and polka dots you moron, that's like, fashion 101. Wear some lace and pearls damn it and get classy.."

"Helping the town's people one post at a time.."

Avie puts on the TV to see "Ferals of The Damned", another trashy reality show

Tonight, on 'Ferals of The Damned', will Kristy forgive Lance for screwing with her best friend? Will Andy ever stop dating his cousin and make amends with his mother?? Stay tuned for their interventions in: FERAL'S OF THE DAMNED

"Aaaaaaah that's the good stuff"

Avie drinks soda and eats chips while relaxing

Puma is looking out the bus window, singing idly.

"Follow me, set me free, trust me and we will escape from the city..."

"...hel-looooo? You're not just going to not tell me what's happening, are you?"

(Robin had since passed out. Maurice had gotten very bored, turned on the radio, and fiddled with the knob until he finds a decent station that was just starting a laidback rock tune. A DJ starts speaking.)
"Written by Michael McDonald and myself, it's "What a Fool Believes" by the Doobie Brothers."
(The song plays as many establishing scenic shots are shown. The Tropers have made it to Los Santos.)

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Apr 5th 2020 at 11:52:16 AM

Taco looks out. “Well boys, we’ve made it to Los Angeles!”

(Robin was whimpering and moving around in his sleep.)
"No... No, I'm not tin foil! I'M NOT TIN FOIL!!!"
"Robin, wake up!"
(Robin wakes up)
"Oh, Mo, I dreamed I was wearing tin foil!"
"I can safely assure you you're not wearing tin foil."
(Robin looks down at his outfit, and indeed it was not tin foil. Just leather and studs.◊ Maurice was also wearing leather and studs as well.◊ The costume department must be lazy this episode.)

Steph stares at everything in wonder, "So this is Los Angelos!" she responds, "Cool,"

"We're in my home town?! I haven't been here in a while!"

Elena stares out the window “Oh cool! Los Angelos!” She adjusts her shades

Avie looks at Kaf

"You're still here? They went to get extra money at Los Santos or something. Something about a job. You should probably leave if you want to catch up to them"

She's in the middle of writing a new response on her blog

"You're not fat, your boyfriend's a prick. Now dump him and get some new clothes that accentuates your body. No one feels more amazing than knowing your ex is missing out from your new, better, confident life... By the way I suggest wearing floral patterns. They suit you"

"We're here! For... whatever this mysterious job entails!"

Puma gets excited reading the town name.

"There are multiple Santas?!"

   "KILL THE NON-BELIVER! RIP AND TEAR! (in unison) RIP AND TEAR FOR OUR LORD SATAN!"   

The same guy that called Galaxy somehow found his location.

"Oh, GOD no! (to everyone else) Guys, there's some crazed cultists trying to kill me here!"

“That’s rough buddy. But, we got a heist to deal with, and we really can’t take any unnecessary heat.”

Taco points to Galaxy. “Cultists, he’s over here!”