I sashay out of the dressing rooms in six-inch heels, carrying an enormous pile of dresses and scarves with me. I'm wearing a bald cap and my makeup is only half-finished.
I dump my big pile of clothes at the makeup station where, presumably, most of the others are.
"Ladies, I have a dilemma. I cannot for the life of me decide what outfit to wear for the pageant. Yes, I know this is a horrible time to still be making this decision, and yes I am aware that it will reflect badly on me in front of the judges if I am not prepared, which is why this is stressing me the FUCK out. One of you, choose for me to save me the trouble!"
I make increasingly dramatic poses as I exclaim my dilemma, just to drive home exactly how distressed this makes me feel.
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monsterElena rides her toast cart into the dressing room "Hey you guys! Want some toast? These ones are free" She jumps down from the cart and looks at them, whistling "Woah, y'all are looking gorgeous, despite the outfit choice" She realizes what she just said "I meant that as a compliment, of course"
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?"Oh I forgot about that! Thanks for reminding me. It'll be at the end after the dance segment"
Someone brings in Avie's dress. It's a pink two piece with tulle on the skirt and flowers adorning the bottom
"It's so beautiful.. thank you!"
She turns back to After
"I think red would suit you the best! With a nice black wig. That's just me though"
She smiles
Edited by Aveyond on Mar 13th 2020 at 4:52:25 AM
Actually, really, how do I look
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Arimo comes out. Her hair is straightened, and she is wearing subtle makeup that covers up her acne. She is wearing a blue dress that goes down to her knees and black dress shoes. There is a look of uncertainty on her face as she sees how pretty everyone else is.
Baryl follows closely behind with a big grin. He is wearing a purple metallic holo dress with blue platform shoes. His nails are painted bright red and he has soft pink blush. ”Oh! I feel so pretty!”
“You certainly look good, Baryl.” Arimo says with a laugh. “And so does everyone else!
Reindeer in the direction of reindeer"I'm not sure though... I look and feel like a Snorlax. I have found an alternative dress just in case."
(Chey goes off and comes back holding another white dress
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"Rassilon, I wish I knew where the smeg my husband is..."
A pale man in a suit walks into the room.
"I overheard that, and Dan, you can go fuck yourself. Yes, I know he's not here."
Turns out the man is Bob.
"Also, I forgot some details about the transformation, so ignore any burn damage you might see behind me."
Edited by Bobthedeadguy on Mar 12th 2020 at 3:25:26 PM
S-O-N-I-C, THAT'S ME!!!Junon exits, feeling fully refreshed. Not wasting any time, she poofs a nice dress on
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"What do you guys think?"
"That dress looks very nice, Junon!"
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."

Stabs Tales
"That was actually pretty funny, but I keep my words"
Edited by johannes4123 on Mar 12th 2020 at 7:38:36 PM
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again