"And what and why the smeg are you doing here?"
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you....""Me. I'm Lonagan." I wink at Alivia.
"Here, take these," I hand a pair of pamphlets to Andy and Alivia. "Vote for us in the upcoming mayoral election!"
The "pamphlets" are actually discount coupons for McDonald's.
Edited by Afterwards on Mar 3rd 2020 at 7:01:21 AM
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster"Yuck."
"You could be a better mayor than those goons, dear."
"Aw, thanks..."
(Beat.)
"Wait a minute, that's a groovy idea!"
Custard, who can't even eat, stares incredulously at the "pamphlet".
":D Wow, this is worthless!"
Edited by CustardAndPie on Mar 3rd 2020 at 6:39:02 AM
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside"Cool, but we have a party to attend, Sir Coleberry." Steph cleans the dust from her hearing-aids, "Unless I'm just mishearing everything..."
In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!

"Yeah, we should just have a party."
I can't think of a good signature.