Most Anonymous Anon
Elena squints her eyes “Why pink and blue, specifically?”
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
Akuma Shogun
Apartment
Marcia announces, "I'm Team Blue."
Real Wild Child
[Hayley hands the blue towel to Marcia]
Hayley: Great, now you put it in a corner and I'll put it in the other where everyone can see!
[next she finds a roll of duct tape and uses it to make a line dividing the main room in two]
And this is to separate my field and your field, okay? Anyone else wanna play?
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Akuma Shogun
Apartment
Marcia does what Hayley suggests. "Satan c-could join us...."
Apartment
A knock comes from the door.
Akuma Shogun
Apartment
Marcia answers the door.
"It's a Time Lord."
It's the Tropesburg Treasurer.
Excuse me, have you seen Mr. T. Forever? He and I were just in the middle of balancing the town budget
Akuma Shogun
Apartment
"He got k-kidnapped by Time Lords. How c-can I, um, help you?''
Time Lords? Is he involved in some kind of interplanetary incident?
Akuma Shogun
Apartment
"Just an incident with the timestream."
Steam blows out of the Treasurer's ears.
A WHAT!?! This is a disaster for the government...I'll have to tell the courts and the Lords and the lobbyists and everyone else...
He starts pacing around.
Edited by TropesForever on Feb 16th 2020 at 9:19:37 PM
I'm back, I guess.
"I'll choose Team Blue."
I can't think of a good signature.
Most Anonymous Anon
"Team Pink then.." She turns to the Treasurer " Can't you just.. Not tell them?"
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
Not stupid or expendable.
Gallifrey
(After a hour or so, the Time Lords come back out sniffling and wiping their eyes with their hankies.)"Well?"
(One of the Time Lords blows his nose.)
"It was very touching. Your love for your partner runs deep."
"And I sincerely hope that Victor is rotting in hell, where he richly deserved to belong."
"We had no idea about Professor Hanny. Our most sincerest apologies to you, Cheyanne."
"He also groped me when I made what turned out to be my last visit to his shack."
"Dear Rassilon!" "My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Professional Professionalist
”Did you like the parts with me in it?”
“And me?”
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Not Sherlock Holmes
“Wait! I haven’t told you the story of that one time I went bar hopping with Taco!”
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
"Yeah, he's in hell. I actually go down there myself occasionally to check on him."
The camera cuts to one of these visits, which involves Bob sitting in front of Victor, who is wrapped in burning chains and suspended upside-down, and throwing rocks at him.
The camera returns.
"Good times."
Enough death. Enough life.
"Does this mean we're not guilty?"
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
Not stupid or expendable.
"Yes. You are all not guilty of all charges."
(Chey and Ford laugh as they hug each other.)
Akuma Shogun
Galifrey
Medusa and Junon hug each other in joy! They're free! Huzzah!
Not stupid or expendable.
"Alright, whose trial is next?"
(The Time Lord then looks at his list.)
"Cheyannendevoroseleneadora."
"Are you FUCKING kidding me?!"
(Chey facepalms and groans in frustration. Ford then gives her a hug.)
"What the photon did she do?"
Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Feb 16th 2020 at 4:10:10 AM
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Velocity just hugged herself, as she had no clue whether or not she was part of the group that had gotten in trouble in the first place.
The treasurer runs out.
I have to make it back to city hall soon if I'm ever going to finish the blasted report im going to need to write!
Apartment
Hayley: Okay, so... [picks up two towels at random], who's gonna be Team Pink and Team Blue? I'm going on Team Pink!
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