Angel smiles wide as he takes the candies, only barely taking time to unwrap them before nomming them down.
"Thanks Callie!!" he says, his eyes widening as he immediately gets a sugar high. "I gotta get back to training now! Byebye!"
He then runs out the door, transforming his weapon into a pair of twin blades, before leaping off into the shining air of the future.
The sounds of exaggerated cartoon fighting can be heard in the distance.
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster"Wow, that was cool" The child says bewildered
One day you're here, baby / And then you're gone....."Um, guys, do you want to go explore the futuristic city later on? I kinda curious and wanted to know if they had any new technology, manga or books in the future..." Steph says to the others.
In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!"Can I..... come along?" The child asks anticipating a decline from the tropers
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One day you're here, baby / And then you're gone....."Well, I better go and finish the mashed potatoes. Be sure to tell Callie I'm stopping by later to drop off a smegload of baby clothes I've knitted for my little grandniece or grandnephew!"
"Will do! I love you, Mom."
"Love you too-OH MY GIDDY AUNT, YOUR DAD'S HOME! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
(future!Chey runs off as the call ends and the hologram disappears. Mel laughs.)
"My siblings and I always say that my mom always has and still gets excited whenever our dad comes home."
(Chey looks at Ford and smiles at him.)
"Well, we better get going... See ya, Calliope! Tell James I said bye."
Steph nods and waits to go to the diner with everyone else, if they wanted to come too.
In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!West finds a newspaper in the ground. Oh my gods. Earth 108 became a canon Elseworlds universe. And she was also famous. And married Ken. Wait shit I didn't want this.
Fuck.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison"So..." Zanreo asks, "What is my life like here in the future? Ooh, and did I ever achieve..."
"Ok, so not gonna spoil everything, but I can tell you this... just don't let the location of this be known, ok?" Future!Zanreo leads her to what seems like a empty wall, and shines a light to get up a mysterious screen, where she enters a password... "Alright, we're in." A portal opens, and they enter to see... a storage room full of bootleg products.
"So here's the stock for my bootleg-based shop, for other bootleg enthusiasts..." Future!Zanreo says. "Been running this for years and years now, thought it could be a fun way to make some extra money years ago. Though at this point I'm looking for someone to take over..."
"Heh... I did consider that once, but didn't expect to actually get around to it..." Zanreo says. "So I guess that will actually happen one day!"
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My favorite failed console tbh(Meanwhile, Chey, Ford, Clone!Robin, and Mel have arrived at....)
"Sunflora Apartments?!"
"Yeah... It's where we all grew up and thrived. It was owned for a long time by Sonny Sunflora. Well, before he and his husband Remington Roserade decide to buy that Lovelight place downtown, open up another discotheque, and start a disco reissue label."
"Husband? Daaaang. Who owns it now?"
"Their son Simon Sunflora owns half while Mom, Dad, and all our aunts and uncles own the other half."
"Simon Sunflora? ...How's he?"
"He's pretty chill. He believes in peace, love, goodwill, and caring for others. Great fella."
(Chey was surprised.)
"Dang!"
"Come on."
(And so, everyone gets out of the van and goes through the sliding doors...)
"Sliding doors?!"
"Yeaaaaah."
(...to enter the complex. After a long walk, they reach a familiar door.)
"Well, here we are."
(Mel then knocks on the door.)
"Helloooooooo?"
(Answering the door was the future's counterpart of Ford Prefect. His hair had gone flat, part of it turned gray, his face had gotten a bit careworn, he now sees through big black glasses, and he grew a bit of a beard, but he was still the same Betelgeusian that everyone knew and loved so dearly.)
"Melody, there you are."
(future!Ford then hugs Mel.)
"Hi, Dad! Where's Mom?"
"Still trying to, in her words, 'keep the potatoes from turning into wallpaper paste'."
(Mel laughs.)
"Where are the others?"
"Right here, kiddo."
(Enter Delilah, the eldest child in the Prefect brood. She was the spitting image of her father. She had his brown hair, his blue eyes, and at least most of his facial features. She was holding her baby, who was no older than two weeks old.)
"Hi, sis! Hi, Petula."
(The baby coos back at her young aunt. Meanwhile, Chey stood there in shock. as she looked at Ford, then at future!Ford back and forth until her head got dizzy. After that, she looks at Delilah and her baby.)
"O-oh my god... I really do become a mom and a grandma!"
(Chey goes in to get a closer look at her future daughter. Meanwhile, future!Ford looks closely at Ford.)
"Hang about... Are you a younger version of me?"
"....yes."
(future!Ford quickly goes in and looks at a picture hung up on the wall. It was a picture of him and Chey from when the latter was pregnant with Delilah. He then goes back out and looks at Chey and Ford again.)
"Well, I'll be zarked."
(future!Ford then laughs.)
"I remember very well when my wife and I were you two... Ah, hell, come on in."
(Ford, Clone!Robin, and Mel then go in. Meanwhile...)
(Future Five walks up to the tropers. Her purple hair has grown longer, though she still looks rather youthful for 55. Her horn has gotten scratched up over the years, but it’s still polished.)
”Ah, Past Tales! I was looking for you!”
“Five? Is that really you? I must say, your vocabulary has grown.”
”My vocabulary has been growing since 2024, but thanks. Anyways, I’ve been seeking you out ever since Present Tales, or Future Tales to you, has become senile.”
(Future Tales flies in on a hover-chair.)
FUTURE TALES: “I don’t know how to use a lightbulb with that!”
”His last invention was a speak n’ spell connected to a box of raisins, and the only thing it does is remind him how to spell “raisin”. He just hasn’t been the same ever since his wife died..... anyways, I’ll take you to meet my family in a bit.”
NOTE: This post is subject to change.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”"Wow, these are you guys' futures..." The child says starry-eyed
"I wonder where I am around here?"
One day you're here, baby / And then you're gone....."Aw, dang... Poor Tales."
"Yeah...."
"Smegging heck!"
(Enter future!Chey.)
"Smegging heck! I take it you're me when I'm younger, eh?"
"Of course! So, you sell homemade stuff now?"
"Smeg yeah I did! I started selling off the crapload of knitted goods I made while I was pregnant with Delilah, well, after I had her. Theeeen I decided to branch out towards baked goods, then I took up catering, and blah blah blah.... And now, here we are. We may be filthy smegging rich with my business and Ford's career as a writer and professor but we're still pretty much the same."
(future!Chey then looks into future!Ford's eyes and kisses him.)
"I love you, Fordie."
"I love you too, darling..."
(Chey tears up when she saw the kiss.)
"God, do you remember when we were all still young, Ford?"
"Yeah. All those crazy battles..."
"Do you remember how we all went around the world collecting all that crap?"
"Of course... When we looked for that ABBA album and went to the Crab Kingdom, and how Tsunku beat Sonny at that golf tournament..."
"What about that crazy bullcrap where we end up in various periods of time?"
"That was a real arse pain and a half... Felt like we were going through this rubbish for months but at the end, it was all worth it. But amidst all the chaos, some great things came out of it."
"And that was...?"
"Well, we all made it through together, we got married after we got back home, and we eventually had a little miracle."
(future!Chey and future!Ford then look at Delilah and smile.)
"Come here, Delilah."
(Delilah comes over to her parents. Petula giggles as she sees her grandparents.)
"This is our miracle right here. Our Delilah."
(Chey tears up again.)
"Hi."
"H-hi..."
"Wait, mom, is this-?"
"Yeah."
"Dang..."
(Chey gags again.)
"Smegging heck, uh, are you okay?"
"I don't know... I've been feeling awfully weird recently. My stomach and my back has been giving me heck, I've been throwing up during the mornings, and..."
(Chey dashes to the bathroom, opens the toilet, and throws up again. After she flushes the toilet, she does some thinking. She remembers what her future self says.)
"OH, SMEG!"
(Chey then darts out of the bathroom and of the apartment.)
"Where are you going?"
"I'LL BE BACK!"
(Meanwhile...) "My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Arimo, Baryl, and Future Arimo go up to the apartments.
”Yup. It’s where I lived. Where Baryl and I lived. Just two kids with a dream. Where the guitar ship eventually came down to take him home....”
“You mean the......”
Future Arimo just continues staring. No other characters could see this, but the camera gives us a shot of Future Arimo gripping a die-cast toy model of the Space Shuttle Discovery in her coat pocket.
Reindeer in the direction of reindeerJust then, one of the apartment windows shatters, and a young woman comes tumbling down, wielding a strange weapon in her hand.
The girl sits up, shaking splinters out of her luscious, flowing hair. She looks around towards the Future!Tropers (and their future children) with intense blue eyes.
"Alright, which of you gave Angel sweets?"
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster

"Ah! Yes Angel? Would you like anything..?"
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