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West grabs a magic key from the interdimensional bag and hands it out.
A Krieger with his horse destroys a random wall wielding a a bayonet with a pike on it.
"Who needs lockpicks when you have bayonets, faith, and a need to die in battle for forgiveness?"
Edited by Thecoldboringguy157 on Nov 5th 2019 at 4:54:32 AM
The pilgrim cop rolls in front of the cell door, blocking anyone from getting in.
You ain't goin' NOWHERE!
West throws the GL yellow lamp at him, then gets it back because it was important, hoping to knock him out.
The pilgrim is instantly knocked out.
West then fiddles in her interdimensional bag, pulling in and out the lightsaber, some shuriken and a Green Lantern: The Next Generation paperback.
(She covers her eyes)
"Not to be rude, but why are you guys naked?"
Who the -beep- is naked?
"We're fully clothed, Alivia. But then again, we're all naked under our clothes."
Chey what the -beep-. Oh -beep- censor around Alivia.
"But we are clothed! Honest!" "I think you got my trousers, Chey." "Wait, what?" "The trousers I got on are a bit short around the shins." ".....oh." (Clone!Robin gets a mortified look on his face after doing some thinking.)
"Oh, sorry... I just read 'all their clothes are on the floor'"
Avie notices the newcomer
"Hey! Look long story short we're time travelling against our will and half of us may be burned alive if we don't get out of here. Could you help us, please?"
"I'll go and see if there's anything else here for lockpicking."
Oh DAMN IT Playing, I have a magic key!
"I'mma break these cuffs!"
The horse of the Krieger neighs and drags one of its front legs back and forth.
"My steed wishes blood." Lowering his spear with bayonet so they may face the cell, the horse charges at them and stops at the last minute with the long weapon passing through the bars.
"Here, have my bayonet with spear. Careful, it explodes and if it explodes without killing heretics then I'm going to be mad."
"I don't know what the fuck is going on, but I really want to get the hell outta here. Colonial America suuuuucks."
Puma is excited by the newcomer.
"Yooo! Are you from medieval times or something? Are you travelling through time too? Wanna help us bust our frens out of jail?"
"Please just do something so we don't take the OP way out.."
"Yeah, that lock is a real heretic if I've ever seen one, insulted the lord and everything
Now, just make sure the only person you harm is yourself, alright"
Heretic. 'The lock is a real heretic;' that was it and that was the final straw.
The Krieger diverted his horse back, him at the reins temporarily and led them away from the cell. Then as they reach the end of the hall, the Krieger lowered his bayonet with spear and charged with his weapon directly aimed at the cell.
"FOR THE EMPEROR!" He shouted really loudly so that people would get away from him as far as possible.
(Chey, Ford, and Clone!Robin then look at each other, shrug, and start charging at the cell door.)
Playing is kicking the bars of the jail cell, yelling gibberish all the way.
"You know what? This has gone on long enough." (Chey takes out her gunstick and proceeds to shoot the cell door open.)
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