"Oh crap, we're fighting them? I thought we could gain freedom the pacifist way. Well, just in case..."
Puma morphs into werecat form.
Very good kitty"Yep, we're definitely dead."
(Chey, Ford, and Clone!Robin then start loudly singing the Betelgeuse death anthem.)
"Right then! ATTAAAAACK!" says the first officer, charging at Puma. Puma conks the officer on the head, and he gets knocked out.
"No... NO!" says the second officer, lifting up the first officer. "Officer #1! I can't lose you! You're the best generic NPC I've ever known!" Officer #2 starts sobbing.
Puma goes into My God, What Have I Done? mode. "I'm sorry... I just knocked him unconscious to stop him from hurting me."
"Alright then," Officer #2 says to Puma, putting Officer #1 down. "If you're so smart, then how do you un-unconscious him?"
"I don't know..." Desperately, Puma picks up Officer #1 and hugs him. Suddenly, Officer #1 starts coughing.
"I can't... breathe..."
"It worked!" Officer #2 is delighted. Puma lets Officer #1 go.
"Come on," says Officer #2 to #1. "Let's get out of here."
The two officers leave.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Oct 31st 2019 at 1:30:21 PM
Very good kitty"I'll... be right back."
(She went away to meet Girlia, who was crying)
"Girlia, why are you crying?"
"I'm crying because... my entire family died..."
(Cut to all of the rest of Girlia's relatives, who are lying on the ground, dead)
"Oh dear..."
Edited by AutisticAlivia on Nov 1st 2019 at 8:15:02 AM
I can't think of a good signature.(Cut back to Alivia and Girlia)
"Let's head to where I was before."
(She takes Girlia with her)
(She realizes the other tropers were taken)
"Girlia, try to distract them!"
"Yes!"
(Girlia distracts them while Alivia tries to go save them)
Edited by AutisticAlivia on Nov 1st 2019 at 11:58:26 AM
I can't think of a good signature.In the lord’s name, when did that girl come in?
“Heresy! Don’t you dare use the name of the lord in vain!”
Oh you bitch I wasn’t talking about your lord. *drops disguise* My name is Jade West and I’m gonna kick your arse! !hcnup retaW
The Salemer drops KO.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni MorrisonBale emerged from a portal, having recently been busy somewhere else...
Hey guys! I'm back after a long time what's going on in h-... Uh, could someone fill me on details real quick?
Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, nglDoes that mean I CAN EAT THE ONES DOING THE TRAILS?!
Bale was excited a bit, he wanted to have alittlefun after a most unfortunate incident he was occupied with in another world...
Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, ngl(Chey, who was under a lot of stress as a result of everything that's happened, yells out...)
"OH, SPACK OFF!"
(...before running off.)
"Cheyanne? C'mon, Robin..."
(Ford and Clone!Robin follow her.)

"Nice, I was waiting for someone to start."
Bob reaches into his ribcage and pulls out a revolver, which he uses to kneecap the nearest guard.
"Not trying to escape, I just really wanted to do that."
S-O-N-I-C, THAT'S ME!!!