> If all else fails, find a cave or something for you to hide away from the birds... that is, if they didn't follow you in. I hear hummingbirds are crazy fast flyers. They're like little helicopters or something.
> ...Depressing bird fact aside, go and find a place to hide!
⏰ Twitter/Instagram/Bluesky: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah. ⏰> NO, WE DO NOT SACRIFICE THE CLOCK.
> I mean, ← look at her! Does her second hand mean nothing to you?
edited 6th May '17 10:13:53 AM by anza_sb
⏰ Twitter/Instagram/Bluesky: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah. ⏰> Shield yourself and Nina with the umbrella you have.
Thinking quickly, Joel pulls out his trusty umbrella and uses it to shield him and Nina. Hummer darts down and hits the umbrella... and is knocked back!
"Oof!"
"That was more effective than I expected! How convenient!"
"I'll kill you for this!"
>Try to guilt trip the birds. "Would you hurt an innocent clock?"
Joel pulls out Kurokku-chan, gives the birds his saddest face, and asks if they would really hurt such an innocent clock. The birds stare in disbelief before Hummer speaks up.
"A clock? Really? Get him, boys."
> Remember that you're a droplet of water and they can't actually hurt you. :V
>They can still hurt the clock!
Joel happily realizes that the hummingbirds can't hurt him. But then he realizes in horror that they could hurt Kurokku-chan!
> Set your alarm clock waifu off to scare away the hummingbirds.
Joel sets off Aramu's aramu- er, alarm. The sound of the bells ringing agitates all of the hummingbirds except Hummer, and they fly away.
"Hey, wait! Where do you think you're-" Hummer turns around and glares at Joel. "YOU LITTLE- I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU!"
"Joel? Do something...!"
> Grab those flowers and RUN!
Joel grabs the Miracle Flowers on the ground (there are 5), grabs Nina's hand, and runs. Hummer chases after them. Nina lets go and runs alongside Joel.
> While running, try to hit the birds again with the rocks.
> Ask Nina if she can shoot out magic stars from her palm or something.
As Joel and Nina run, Joel tries to throw his remaining rocks at Hummer. But he dodges them all and continues pursuing Joel.
Joel asks Nina if she has any powers or anything she can use to attack.
"Sorry, Joel. All I can really do is glow. I wish I could help you more, but right now, I think all we can do is run!"
>Tell Aramu Kurokku-chan to use her super-anime powers.
Joel tells Aramu to use her hidden powers. She just continues ticking. Classic Aramu Kurokku-chan. So stubborn!
> If all else fails, find a cave or something for you to hide away from the birds... that is, if they didn't follow you in. I hear hummingbirds are crazy fast flyers. They're like little helicopters or something.
> ...Depressing bird fact aside, go and find a place to hide!
There's no real caves around, but Joel and Nina are able to hide behind a pile of rubble. But Hummer is still coming...
> Or you could always offer your clock to them as a sacrifice.
> NO, WE DO NOT SACRIFICE THE CLOCK.
> I mean, look at her! Does her second hand mean nothing to you?
>Keep your waifu alive!
In his panic, Joel considers sacrificing Aramu to Hummer, before quickly shooting the idea down.
Suddenly, Hummer catches up to Joel and Nina, hovering above them ominously. "NOW I'VE GOT YOU!"
"H-Hey! Leave them alone!"
Joel and Nina turn around to see Stanley the eagle, back on his feet. But he's still badly injured, so he can't do anything but hobble towards them. If Joel can get the flowers to Stanley, Stanley can help them fight off Hummer. But Stanley is somewhat far away, and Hummer is ready to attack. What will Joel do?
I'd like to thank President Stalkeyes, because I basically borrowed the idea of making the important text bold from his game, Vermin Quest. I hope he doesn't mind.
- Aramu Kurokku-chan (alarm clock)
- Umbrella
- Music box
- Needle and thread
- Miracle Flowers (5)
> DO NOT. THROW. THE CLOCK WAIFU.
> Anyway, combine 9001 and Forever's suggestions: give Nina the umbrella, then dash towards Stanley with the flowers, throwing them at him so that he can use the flowers faster.
> Also, Aramu-chan is not stubborn. She's just really really shy. :p
⏰ Twitter/Instagram/Bluesky: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah. ⏰>Try to convince Nina that she should make the umbrella her husbando.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.> Tell Stanley to not hit Hummer too hard. He did own the flowers, after all...
> Attempt to SPARE Hummer if possible.
> ...okay, this time my long-suffering dilemma finally hits. i love aramu-chan, but at the same time, i really want Puma to do what he wants and make joel and nina a couple. maybe joel can love them both? :p
⏰ Twitter/Instagram/Bluesky: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah. ⏰>Convince him to show no mercy.
>After the bird's death, use his skull as a helmet to strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.> Accept the British guy's apology, for he was trying to look like he was comically overreacting, and to continue the running gag of him being the only... split inner personality you have that doesn't recognise your clock's apparent sentience. :V
> On that note, go about with the sparing of the hummingbird. But that doesn't mean you can't hurt him.
Those sell-by-dates won't stop me because I can't read!

>Try to guilt trip the birds. "Would you hurt an innocent clock?"
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