Okay... (Maran says to himself as he sits beneath the ground.) Now, I've got to shoot up and strike...
(He begins spinning around again as he rises back up...but unbeknownst to him, he is shooting up at a completely wrong angle and not heading toward the wooden post he was training on.)
Here goes...
(Maran emerges...and strikes a toilet in one of the dojo's bathrooms, destroying it and sending water flying everywhere.)
EEEEEEEK!! (Maran shrieks, sputtering and making his way out of the bathroom.)
(He looks down and realizes that he is now his shiny female form.) Ughhh...no, I can't let this bother me! I have to roll with this like everyone is saying!
(Then he considers the fact that in this form, he is now shorter and pudgier than he is in his normal form.) Do I fight any differently like this?
edited 7th Aug '17 1:08:10 PM by kablammin45
"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."A Rhyperior walks up behind Andy and grabs him
Rhyperior: You're causing a disturbance in this building. I'm afraid I have to escort you out.
The League of HeroesI do the Porygon-Z Equivalent of a Facepalm.
edited 7th Aug '17 1:11:41 PM by chianticat10
“How long has it been? 23 days?”Bash chuckled a bit, scratching the bottom of his beak. "Bashamo... bashamo, bashamo."
"'Ey, woah, woah, woah... I'm all fer trainin' against our type-advantaged enemies, but... eh, I'd rathah go fer a trained instructah fer that, than against some guys who we were hired tah brutalise once."
"Bashamo..." the Blaziken responded slightly smugly, turning away for just an instant.
Maxine responded by leaping at him from behind, grappling onto his neck and spinning around, DDT-ing the back of his head into the cushioned floor. "YAH! ...Looks like I got d'bettah of yah, dat time..."
"Bashhhh..."
Those sell-by-dates won't stop me because I can't read!"Yeah... I get why you're worried. But, I feel like we should go sooner rather than later. Plus... sigh what else are we going to do? So many of these problems are things we can't fix."
Mila looks over towards Eliot and PJ. They seem intently talking about something, but having them around for this would be useful.
"Hey, you guys. I think we're planning on checking out what happened to the assistant from yesterday. Do you want to join us?"
I need to update these things more often"I'm ready to go when you a-" She's interrupted by the commotion with Andy.
"Hey, HEY!" Finley gets in the way of the escort. "Why is he the one being escorted out when he was the one thrown around?"
edited 7th Aug '17 1:13:26 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.[I look to the buffet trays.] "I...I don't know. Not really...well-v-versed with...Berries."
"...well, you...you don't have to fight, y'know. Y-you could always just...scratch, if you...really wanted to..."
[I look over at Mila.] "Y-yea! That sounds good!" [I have little idea of what I just agreed to, but I guess whatever keeps PJ away from the tournament...]
edited 7th Aug '17 1:14:37 PM by BlackMageAnolis
Andy looks to the Rhyperior, and asks him, Am I making a disturbance? I'm not yelling, and I'm trying to build a case toward getting the child into the hands of child services. I haven't started a scene, and you're not allowed to lay your hands on me, so I'll ask you kindly to set me down before I am forced to rebound in self-defense.
HuzzahRhyperior: I'm not paid to let things slide. I saw an innocent man being insulted in front of his daughter and took the rightful course of action.
edited 7th Aug '17 1:18:42 PM by TheGamechanger
The League of Heroes(Maran takes flight once again. He does so in a way he finds slower than he does as his normal self. He deduces that he must move a bit slower in his shiny female form.)
Hmm...ok...
(Maran returns to the wooden post and slashes it with Dragon Claw several times. He realizes that he does indeed so at a slower pace than before...yet he hit the post a lot harder as well.)
So like this, I hit harder, but when I'm me, I hit faster...wow, this is pretty neat! (Maran says to himself. He almost wishes that he could switch to this form during the tournament.)
"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."Rhyperior: Bribery is a criminal offense. Now if you can excuse me...
The Rhyperior goes to a window, aims the hand that's holding Andy out the window, and fires his arm-cannon, launching Andy away
The League of Heroes"You're not a federal agent, or an officer for that matter. It's just me asking you to stop-"
She sees Andy launched out.
"SON OF A BITCH!! Hey, assault is a criminal offense too, you dipshit!"
edited 7th Aug '17 1:24:21 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.

"I apologize for Andy's actions. He acts like this all the time."
“How long has it been? 23 days?”