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chianticat10 Former Human from Leaving Foxfell Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Former Human
#11676: Aug 7th 2017 at 1:05:07 PM

"I apologize for Andy's actions. He acts like this all the time."

“How long has it been? 23 days?”
kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
art lizer
#11677: Aug 7th 2017 at 1:07:15 PM

Okay... (Maran says to himself as he sits beneath the ground.) Now, I've got to shoot up and strike...

(He begins spinning around again as he rises back up...but unbeknownst to him, he is shooting up at a completely wrong angle and not heading toward the wooden post he was training on.)

Here goes...

(Maran emerges...and strikes a toilet in one of the dojo's bathrooms, destroying it and sending water flying everywhere.)

EEEEEEEK!! (Maran shrieks, sputtering and making his way out of the bathroom.)

(He looks down and realizes that he is now his shiny female form.) Ughhh...no, I can't let this bother me! I have to roll with this like everyone is saying!

(Then he considers the fact that in this form, he is now shorter and pudgier than he is in his normal form.) Do I fight any differently like this?

edited 7th Aug '17 1:08:10 PM by kablammin45

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#11678: Aug 7th 2017 at 1:07:49 PM

Andy lets loose a Gastro Acid, disarming the move, and keeping him in the building.

Nice try, kid. Did your daddy ever tell you that he goes to hospitals just to try and hit on women? He even called a nurse ugly right to her face! And he didn't even say he was sorry about it!

Huzzah
Team42Larson Back in style from APXGP Paddock Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Back in style
#11679: Aug 7th 2017 at 1:07:52 PM

(X-Scissor? Shit.)

(I place my arms in a similar X shape in a Protect attack.)

June 27th
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#11680: Aug 7th 2017 at 1:11:14 PM

A Rhyperior walks up behind Andy and grabs him

Rhyperior: You're causing a disturbance in this building. I'm afraid I have to escort you out.

The League of Heroes
chianticat10 Former Human from Leaving Foxfell Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Former Human
#11681: Aug 7th 2017 at 1:11:34 PM

I do the Porygon-Z Equivalent of a Facepalm.

edited 7th Aug '17 1:11:41 PM by chianticat10

“How long has it been? 23 days?”
PresidentStalkeyes Eats moldy bread and flies into windows from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Do you like me? (Yes ⎕ Definitely ⎕ Absolutely!!! ⎕)
Eats moldy bread and flies into windows
#11682: Aug 7th 2017 at 1:12:05 PM

Bash chuckled a bit, scratching the bottom of his beak. "Bashamo... bashamo, bashamo."

"'Ey, woah, woah, woah... I'm all fer trainin' against our type-advantaged enemies, but... eh, I'd rathah go fer a trained instructah fer that, than against some guys who we were hired tah brutalise once."

"Bashamo..." the Blaziken responded slightly smugly, turning away for just an instant.

Maxine responded by leaping at him from behind, grappling onto his neck and spinning around, DDT-ing the back of his head into the cushioned floor. "YAH! ...Looks like I got d'bettah of yah, dat time..."

"Bashhhh..."

Those sell-by-dates won't stop me because I can't read!
Cabe_Bedlam Mila from the land of twilight, under the moon. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Mila
#11683: Aug 7th 2017 at 1:12:30 PM

"Yeah... I get why you're worried. But, I feel like we should go sooner rather than later. Plus... sigh what else are we going to do? So many of these problems are things we can't fix."

Mila looks over towards Eliot and PJ. They seem intently talking about something, but having them around for this would be useful.

"Hey, you guys. I think we're planning on checking out what happened to the assistant from yesterday. Do you want to join us?"

I need to update these things more often
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#11684: Aug 7th 2017 at 1:12:56 PM

"I'm ready to go when you a-" She's interrupted by the commotion with Andy.

"Hey, HEY!" Finley gets in the way of the escort. "Why is he the one being escorted out when he was the one thrown around?"

edited 7th Aug '17 1:13:26 PM by BaconZorp

Long live the New Bev.
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#11685: Aug 7th 2017 at 1:13:08 PM

[I look to the buffet trays.] "I...I don't know. Not really...well-v-versed with...Berries."

"...well, you...you don't have to fight, y'know. Y-you could always just...scratch, if you...really wanted to..."

[I look over at Mila.] "Y-yea! That sounds good!" [I have little idea of what I just agreed to, but I guess whatever keeps PJ away from the tournament...]

edited 7th Aug '17 1:14:37 PM by BlackMageAnolis

Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#11686: Aug 7th 2017 at 1:14:02 PM

His arms bounced off the shields. "Nice one." He backed up. "So is it my turn again?"

The legend has returned.
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#11688: Aug 7th 2017 at 1:15:29 PM

Finley sighs...

"Can't you just let this one slide?"

Long live the New Bev.
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#11689: Aug 7th 2017 at 1:16:08 PM

Andy looks to the Rhyperior, and asks him, Am I making a disturbance? I'm not yelling, and I'm trying to build a case toward getting the child into the hands of child services. I haven't started a scene, and you're not allowed to lay your hands on me, so I'll ask you kindly to set me down before I am forced to rebound in self-defense.

Huzzah
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#11690: Aug 7th 2017 at 1:17:21 PM

Rhyperior: I'm not paid to let things slide. I saw an innocent man being insulted in front of his daughter and took the rightful course of action.

edited 7th Aug '17 1:18:42 PM by TheGamechanger

The League of Heroes
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#11691: Aug 7th 2017 at 1:18:32 PM

"Hm..." She reaches out 500 Pokémon Funbucks. "500 Poké to let it slide?"

Long live the New Bev.
Team42Larson Back in style from APXGP Paddock Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Back in style
#11692: Aug 7th 2017 at 1:18:39 PM

Your move, Guy.

June 27th
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#11693: Aug 7th 2017 at 1:19:29 PM

Keep your money, Finley. He has no grounds to hold me, so he's causing a scene. I'll ask you again to let me down, now.

edited 7th Aug '17 1:21:20 PM by TacoBadger

Huzzah
kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
art lizer
#11694: Aug 7th 2017 at 1:20:08 PM

(Maran takes flight once again. He does so in a way he finds slower than he does as his normal self. He deduces that he must move a bit slower in his shiny female form.)

Hmm...ok...

(Maran returns to the wooden post and slashes it with Dragon Claw several times. He realizes that he does indeed so at a slower pace than before...yet he hit the post a lot harder as well.)

So like this, I hit harder, but when I'm me, I hit faster...wow, this is pretty neat! (Maran says to himself. He almost wishes that he could switch to this form during the tournament.)

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
chianticat10 Former Human from Leaving Foxfell Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Former Human
#11695: Aug 7th 2017 at 1:21:20 PM

"You need help, Andy."

“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#11696: Aug 7th 2017 at 1:22:14 PM

Once again, he did a Metronome. Then he made gun shapes with his fingers and fired out his claws. "Spike Cannon, eh?"

The legend has returned.
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#11697: Aug 7th 2017 at 1:22:39 PM

Rhyperior: Bribery is a criminal offense. Now if you can excuse me...

The Rhyperior goes to a window, aims the hand that's holding Andy out the window, and fires his arm-cannon, launching Andy away

The League of Heroes
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#11698: Aug 7th 2017 at 1:23:58 PM

"You're not a federal agent, or an officer for that matter. It's just me asking you to stop-"

She sees Andy launched out.

"SON OF A BITCH!! Hey, assault is a criminal offense too, you dipshit!"

edited 7th Aug '17 1:24:21 PM by BaconZorp

Long live the New Bev.
chianticat10 Former Human from Leaving Foxfell Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Former Human
#11699: Aug 7th 2017 at 1:23:58 PM

"10 days in and one of us has a Criminal Record."

“How long has it been? 23 days?”
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#11700: Aug 7th 2017 at 1:24:03 PM

Andy uses Gastro Acid, which is effective due to proximity. I HAVE DONE NO PHYSICAL ACTION, SO YOU ARE BREAKING THE LAW BY ATTACKING ME, GUARDS! GUARDS! GUARDS!

Huzzah

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