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BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#8876: Jul 25th 2017 at 6:49:57 PM

"Come on, Fil, we can get 'im on the shipping plan! Who's to say someone didn't drop out? And besides, we haven't had a shipping incident in a year or two. One more added on ain't gonna budge things too much..."

Fillion facewings. "Oh, fine...but if we pay in men, this is on you."

Snow gives Fillion a strange look and a nod, and then turns to Eyedol. "Arright, I'm gonna need yer permanent address and a down payment of 5000 Poke." She brings out a notepad she had lying on the seat. "If we're lucky, we can get a shipment to you in...ohhh...the next two or three days. It'll be weekly...we'll just get ya the starter pack, it's...15 beads?" She presents the notepad and a pen to the Meowth. Meanwhile, Fillion's attention, and those around their table, seems to be drifting towards the commotion caused by Lars...


The tea kettle screams, steam spewing out the spout. Getting a glove, he picks up the tea kettle and blows out the flame under the stove. He had gotten out two cups earlier for the two of them, teabags draped over the sides and a spoon sitting in either cup...tea was always a good relaxing tool for him, it'd be nice to share that with someone else. He pours some water into each of the cups and stirs them until the liquid is a nice pale brown.

"Tea's ready! I got some sugar for it if you like it like that."


[Filing in behind Mila, I see Finley for the first time since our encounter with...that cat...]

[All I can...all I can think to say is,] "Are...are you okay?" [That did not look okay, that wound...]

edited 25th Jul '17 7:07:32 PM by BlackMageAnolis

BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#8877: Jul 25th 2017 at 6:51:03 PM

Finley hugs Mila close to her, smiling.

"Hey, it's okay, it's okay... I'm okay." She begins massaging her back similar to how a mother would attempt to comfort her child. "I'm okay, see? I just need some time to heal."

Unless I... no, comfort her.

She snaps out of it upon hearing Andy and Eliot. "Andy, come on. The poor girl is distressed. And I'm fine, Eliot! Just a bit of a wound is all..."

Long live the New Bev.
sarysa Purrloin Jani by shrubBird from a time vortex Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Mu
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
#8878: Jul 25th 2017 at 6:56:07 PM

*meanwhile, the ground begins to lightly rumble as an evil grin envelops Jani's face. She thinks to herself...* (If I'm going to give into this, I've got to at least do it right.    C'mon...let loose...    No! I saw what I did to those buildings...they even told me it started a fire...    Casualties are irrelevant.    My friends are NOT irrelevant!)

Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
PresidentStalkeyes Eats moldy bread and flies into windows from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Do you like me? (Yes ⎕ Definitely ⎕ Absolutely!!! ⎕)
Eats moldy bread and flies into windows
#8879: Jul 25th 2017 at 6:58:43 PM

"Yeah, I though I communicated that fact pretty well, Fairy!" Lars says, pointing yet again at the Ribombee. "You should count yerself lucky I got cheated out of a fair fight last time, 'cause lemme tell ya, Fairies I show no mercy towards! An' speakin' o' gettin' cheated..." he says, turning to address Jani, having made herself apparent. "Don't pretend you thought I was just gonna let this shit fly! That was inex-freakin-scusable! If it seemed like we 'resolved our differences', that's 'cause I was in a position of havin' been tortured by yer friend here!"

Ignoring the sudden intervention of the Unown and that Vulpix that he didn't seem to remember, his attention was once again drawn to guy; pretty standard, given his large size. "Y'know, I think tonnes-o-fun here has the right idea. As part o' my self-improvement, I think I learned a li'l respect for certain traditions, unlike some. I'd rather fight in a more open, clear sorta environment! No distractions, none o' that tauros-shit! An' furthermore..."

He notices PJ once more gloating about his type-advantage; at that moment, he grinned and threw up a Protect shield, blocking his Fairy Wind. "I ain't as dumb as ya think! The self-improvement ain't been totally psychological..."

edited 25th Jul '17 6:59:42 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

Those sell-by-dates won't stop me because I can't read!
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#8880: Jul 25th 2017 at 7:00:31 PM

The Mr. Mime is laying in a hospital bed, covered in several casts and bandages. He doesn't need any of them.

Mr. Mime (thinking to himself): Mwe-he-he-he-he! Can't wait to make my moves on some hot babes!

Then a Chimecho nurse enters his room

Chimecho: How are you doing sir? Do you need anything?

Mr. Mime: I'm feeling fine, miss. And I must say, you look fine too!

Chimecho: *blushes in embarrassment* Uh, wh-whatever you say, sir!

The nurse leaves Mr. Mime's room

The League of Heroes
Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#8881: Jul 25th 2017 at 7:03:41 PM

Guy looked around at the rest of them. "Get back to where you guys are planning to go. If I let it take over..." He smirked as he turned towards Lars. "So be it."

The legend has returned.
Team42Larson Back in style from APXGP Paddock Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Back in style
#8882: Jul 25th 2017 at 7:04:38 PM

Vox, I don't want to get involved in any of this. I think I'm just going to leave.

June 27th
kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
art lizer
#8883: Jul 25th 2017 at 7:05:43 PM

Right behind you, Marlon.

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
sarysa Purrloin Jani by shrubBird from a time vortex Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Mu
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
#8884: Jul 25th 2017 at 7:05:45 PM

*Jani recognizes that as the same move Finley made* (Shit, how do I get through that?    Or maybe I should just let 'er rip. Surely it can't protect him from all sides.    It did for Finley! She blocked lava for pete's sake!)

*the rumbling stops, and Jani concedes* Fine by me.


*knocked lightly out of the way, Voxno-! is somewhat thankful that PJ restrained himself, but now is somewhat afraid to get involved itself. it floats to the party and says quietly* If any of you know any disabling moves, please use them now! Who knows what'll happen if they fight!

Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
Team42Larson Back in style from APXGP Paddock Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Back in style
#8885: Jul 25th 2017 at 7:11:19 PM

Alright, let's sneak through here Goob.

June 27th
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#8886: Jul 25th 2017 at 7:15:21 PM

A Steelix nurse enters Mr. Mime's room

Steelix: Need anything, sir? Some water perhaps?

Mr. Mime: Yes, I'd like you to stop being so Arceus-damn ugly. Now get out of my room!

Beat

Steelix: ...if you say so, sir.

The Steelix nurse grumbles to himself as he leaves Mr. Mime's room

The League of Heroes
CaliburnAbsoluteEX meow from Minerva, royal capital of Fezzite Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
meow
#8887: Jul 25th 2017 at 7:16:09 PM

"Ooh, not just offense, eh? Oh, good! Why, that's very good! I do love me a challenge. So then, taking this outside? Sounds good to me! You lead the way, Lars. Please."

*The power of Dazzling Gleam is still gathering in my hands, ready to be unleashed at a moment's notice.*

Are you ready? Go live!
kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
art lizer
#8888: Jul 25th 2017 at 7:17:58 PM

(I carefully follow Marlon, and soon we're outside without notice.)

Well, we made it.

(I notice the Victreebel sitting outside, having left since Lars came in. She sees me and floats up to me.)

Many apologiessss... (she hisses.) He's a...dipweed...

Oh, uh, hey, it's fine. Good thing I'm so slimy or you would have had a full belly, eh?

(The Victreebel makes a noise sounding like a chuckle and turns toward the slums. I watch her go off for a moment before remembering what we're doing.)

Oh, yeah, Marlon, where should we go? We could go to the hospital to see how the others are doing.

edited 25th Jul '17 7:18:31 PM by kablammin45

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
Team42Larson Back in style from APXGP Paddock Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Back in style
#8889: Jul 25th 2017 at 7:20:29 PM

Good idea on the hospital, man. Let's get moving before the situation inside gets nuttier.

(And with that I begin moving, expecting Goobert to follow.)

edited 25th Jul '17 7:21:00 PM by Team42Larson

June 27th
kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
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#8890: Jul 25th 2017 at 7:22:37 PM

(I quickly follow.)


(Inside the hospital, we find Gloria sitting at her wrecked desk as usual.)

Good evening, you two. How may I help you?

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
Team42Larson Back in style from APXGP Paddock Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Back in style
#8891: Jul 25th 2017 at 7:24:29 PM

We are friends of the injured from the most recent incident, can we go visit them to find out how they're doing?

June 27th
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
PresidentStalkeyes Eats moldy bread and flies into windows from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Do you like me? (Yes ⎕ Definitely ⎕ Absolutely!!! ⎕)
Eats moldy bread and flies into windows
#8893: Jul 25th 2017 at 7:26:53 PM

"I gotcha, Fairy. I'll lead the way, alright... an' the rest o' you knuckleheads in here, I want you all t'know; the name's Lars, son of Merqury! Remember that name!"

With that declaration made, Lars chose to literally walk backwards while making a 'got my eyes on you' gesture towards the Ribombee, not trusting him enough to not attack while his back is turned. He makes his way outside, to what seems to be some kind of old, dried-up, crumbling fountain in the middle of a square by the bar. A few of the bar patrons follow him outside, clearly intrigued as to where this is going - and a fair few probably just wanted to bet on the fight. A certain Golem was among them...

Meanwhile, back inside, Eyedol nodded slightly cautiously at the dealers' shipping plan... as a con artist himself, he'd need to be sure this in itself wasn't some con. After all, he'd never met these particular dealers before... for all he knew, his source was in on it.

"I do like the sound o' dat, yeah... uh... just lemme get my dosh, I think I left it over with my... uh..." he trailed off as he noticed some commotion happening behind him... and Bolda had disappeared.

"Egh... will y'excuse me, my mate, she's... I-I'll be back later, don't go anywhere! Cheers!" Eyedol said rather urgently, rushing outside to see what the bloody hell was going on.

Those sell-by-dates won't stop me because I can't read!
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from in my house Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#8894: Jul 25th 2017 at 7:27:48 PM

"..." As much as this Kommo'o guy was pissing her off, she knew it'd be a bad idea if PJ and/or Jani fought the way they were now.

".. Come on PJ, stop it. You know this is a bad idea." Dana looks at PJ with wide eyes, unintentionally using a weak Baby Doll Eyes.

we will survive.
kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
art lizer
#8895: Jul 25th 2017 at 7:30:05 PM

Well...I believe you can, yes. (Gloria answers.) The Raichu and Joltik are in room 252. I've gotten word that the Braixen is awake now, but I would be careful when visiting her.

Great! Thanks!

(I look to see which way leads to Mila and Andy's room and go down the hallway directly to our right.)

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#8896: Jul 25th 2017 at 7:31:58 PM

I follow the Joltik's voice into the room. "There you are, you no good motherf-!" That's when I notice the others. "Oh, hey, guys."

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#8897: Jul 25th 2017 at 7:31:59 PM

Guy blocked PJ. "No. Let me handle this guy. I don't want you to accidentally kill this guy. Besides... I wanna make things right."

The legend has returned.
Team42Larson Back in style from APXGP Paddock Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Back in style
#8898: Jul 25th 2017 at 7:32:11 PM

Thanks miss!

(As we walk down the way, I turn to Goobert and whisper.)

Should I ask Fin if the cat was trying to look for me?

(To Niles soon after.)

How is everyone?

edited 25th Jul '17 7:33:22 PM by Team42Larson

June 27th
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#8899: Jul 25th 2017 at 7:33:19 PM

"Niles!" Finley cheers, not noticing the evolution just yet, still trying to calm Mila.

"I'm so glad to see you all okay..."

"Are you going to be alright, Mila?" She whispers to the girl.

edited 25th Jul '17 7:36:51 PM by BaconZorp

Long live the New Bev.
Konkfan7 Konknitive Dissonance from Roselle Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Konknitive Dissonance
#8900: Jul 25th 2017 at 7:35:30 PM

Noriaki also pokes in.

"Finley... Mila... Everyone...", he said a bit shakily before clearing his throat and continuing, "Are you all feeling alright?"


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