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kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
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#8851: Jul 25th 2017 at 6:13:43 PM

("Shoot, not him again!" I think to myself.)

edited 25th Jul '17 6:20:25 PM by kablammin45

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
Team42Larson Back in style from APXGP Paddock Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Back in style
#8852: Jul 25th 2017 at 6:14:20 PM

That's great PJ! We will help you work through this-

(I hear the commotion at the door.)

What the?

June 27th
Konkfan7 Konknitive Dissonance from Roselle Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Konknitive Dissonance
#8853: Jul 25th 2017 at 6:18:48 PM

Noriaki is right behind Niles.

"I do hope they're recovered somewhat sufficiently."

CaliburnAbsoluteEX meow from Minerva, royal capital of Fezzite Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
meow
#8854: Jul 25th 2017 at 6:22:43 PM

*I turn to the door, feeling an odd giddiness wash over me as Lars busts in.*

"Yo, holy shit, is that Lars? Dudes! This is great! I remember when I pulverized his ass back in Orichalcum, that was awesome! What's he here for, do you think? Maybe he just wants me to mop the floor with him again?"

Are you ready? Go live!
Team42Larson Back in style from APXGP Paddock Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Back in style
#8855: Jul 25th 2017 at 6:25:14 PM

The Hakamo-O? What would he want now?

edited 25th Jul '17 6:25:46 PM by Team42Larson

June 27th
kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
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#8856: Jul 25th 2017 at 6:26:37 PM

I bet he's probably still after us. What do we do about this guy? (I ask everyone else in a hushed tone.)

edited 25th Jul '17 6:27:06 PM by kablammin45

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
sarysa Purrloin Jani by shrubBird from a time vortex Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Mu
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
#8857: Jul 25th 2017 at 6:28:10 PM

Before Lars Bursted In

*Voxno-V furiously jots down notes as PJ tells his tale, then begins speculating* Hmm, perhaps the Torracat is responsible...

*Jani retorts* Nah, that's just Sushi. She more or less gave into her baser instincts on her own...she's practically feral, just without all the...tragedy of real world feralness...

*Voxno-V then continues* Well, it cannot be Dras-Il. She was almost definitely a vector, and your party calmed her. *thinking for a moment, Voxno concludes* I suggest that we visit the only pokemon that we have any chance of tracking — the Ribombee from the restaurant.


After Lars Bursted In

*Jani looks at Lars, then looks away and quietly tells the group* Shit...maybe he won't recognize me with the beret on... *then she thinks* (   Then again, what better opportunity to hone that earthquake I learned...    Oh yeah, I did...didn't I. But...no! Even this place would kick me out if I did that...    Do what it takes to survive.    )

edited 25th Jul '17 6:31:13 PM by sarysa

Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
Team42Larson Back in style from APXGP Paddock Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Back in style
#8858: Jul 25th 2017 at 6:29:31 PM

Is he aware of what has even been going on here? Perhaps he would be able to understand our problem.

edited 25th Jul '17 6:30:04 PM by Team42Larson

June 27th
Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#8859: Jul 25th 2017 at 6:29:47 PM

Guy cracked his fingers as he looked down at a familiar face. "So you've grown up, huh." He got closer. "Where are your friends?"

The legend has returned.
PresidentStalkeyes Eats moldy bread and flies into windows from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Do you like me? (Yes ⎕ Definitely ⎕ Absolutely!!! ⎕)
Eats moldy bread and flies into windows
#8860: Jul 25th 2017 at 6:30:36 PM

"YOU!" Lars yelled yet again, his gaze fixating on Goobert, swiftly followed by PJ, Jani, and some others he didn't remember quite so well. He pointed at them with great force, beginning to slowly walk towards them, but with his claw always remaining pointed towards the same group.

"Fer those o' you unaware in here, I have a score to settle with this bunch. These are grade-A bastards, even to members o' the lower classes! Like fer instance, that one, right there...", he said, pointing towards PJ, "He burned all my freakin' scales off while I was trapped HELPLESS in a bottomless pit! That was his idea of a fair-freakin'-fight! An' fer your information, Fairy Godmother, I been doing some proper self-improvement since our last encounter! See, last time I made the mistake of assumin' you'd be stupid-strong, like the humans I heard about in stories! But nah, you were smart-strong, so now I learned to not rush into shit! Shit like bottomless pits set up by smug-ass li'l moles who manipulate me into actin' in ways I ain't appreciative of! ...Speakin' o' which, where the hell is she?!"

He folds his arms and begins to impatiently tap his feet against the ground, not seeming to notice Jani hiding under her beret. "Anyone? Well, y'know, if y'don't show yerself, I could always just pay every broke lowlife in this bar big money to overwhelm ya, y'know. I don't need any Arcsdamn friends, no more. They're nothin' to me now!" he finishes, responding to Guy's query.

edited 25th Jul '17 6:33:02 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

Those sell-by-dates won't stop me because I can't read!
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#8861: Jul 25th 2017 at 6:31:26 PM

The Mr. Mime ends up being taken to a empty room and is treated for his staged injuries. The staff then leaves him in the room none the wiser.

Mr. Mime: Mwe-he-he-he-he! My plan worked! Now I can hit on the beautiful nurses and patients while pretending to be in bad condition!

edited 25th Jul '17 6:31:36 PM by TheGamechanger

The League of Heroes
CaliburnAbsoluteEX meow from Minerva, royal capital of Fezzite Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
meow
#8862: Jul 25th 2017 at 6:31:33 PM

*I manage to squeeze in one last word to Jani before we're spotted.*

"Who cares if he recognizes you? Won't be long before he acquaints his face with a Dazzling Gleam anyways!"

(If I didn't have an exoskeleton, I would totally crack my knuckles right now. ...Oh yeah, forgot about the exoskeleton thing, ew.)

*And then Lars recognizes us. Perfect, here we go!*

"Well well well, if it ain't Lars! You shiny-scaled bastard, how the hell are ya!"

*I speak to him with the kind of aggressive affability one would expect from an old drinking buddy.*

"Here to settle the score, my man?"

edited 25th Jul '17 6:34:56 PM by CaliburnAbsoluteEX

Are you ready? Go live!
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#8863: Jul 25th 2017 at 6:34:17 PM

Andy overhears the Mr. Mime while walking though the hospital. Pulling the old 'Injured Andy' gambit? Yeah, a classic.

Poké-perverts would be nothing if Andy hadn't shown up.

Huzzah
Team42Larson Back in style from APXGP Paddock Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Back in style
#8864: Jul 25th 2017 at 6:35:13 PM

Uh, excuse me, Lars is it? Uh, name's Marlon but this isn't a time for formalities. Right now a maniac is roaming these streets and you come to settle a score?

June 27th
shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#8865: Jul 25th 2017 at 6:38:13 PM

I hear something about 'injured Andy' nearby, the voice belonging to the skirt chaser himself. "Nori, this way!" I quckly move in the direction of the voice.

edited 25th Jul '17 6:38:42 PM by shrubBird

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
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#8866: Jul 25th 2017 at 6:38:47 PM

("You sure it's not two at this point?" I think to myself.)

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from in my house Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#8867: Jul 25th 2017 at 6:40:32 PM

Dana only had a vague recollection of who this guy was, not having been there for the fight.

".. Uh.. Who are you again?"

we will survive.
sarysa Purrloin Jani by shrubBird from a time vortex Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Mu
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
#8868: Jul 25th 2017 at 6:41:01 PM

*she grins at PJ and states* Kind of hard to resist at this point

*slowly heading down the ramp, Jani is somewhat compelled to get involved* You know, Lars, after our little heart-to-heart, I thought we may have settled our differences.

*she turns and looks straight at him as she continues* Lately, I've been somewhat hankering for a fight myself. It's kind of a rush in fact.    (Atta girl...)   

You might say I've made some...earth shattering developments since last time.


*at this point, Voxno instinctively shifts to Unown-! form and floats in front of the duo* Control yourselves you guys!! It doesn't own you...YOU own you!

edited 25th Jul '17 6:41:11 PM by sarysa

Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
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#8869: Jul 25th 2017 at 6:44:12 PM

(I slowly duck down. This could get ugly.)


Loser... (the Victreebel snarls upon seeing the Tangrowth KO'd with the Conkledurr.)

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
Cabe_Bedlam Mila from the land of twilight, under the moon. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Mila
#8870: Jul 25th 2017 at 6:44:17 PM

Mila rushes towards the room Finley mentioned, pushing open the door carefully before looking on inside. Seeing Finley there— awake, alive, but badly wounded, pushes Mila over the tipping point. All she can do is go over to Finley's side, and sit there, crying freely now. She doesn't even try to speak, she just puts a single paw on her shoulder.

I'm not leaving you.

I need to update these things more often
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from in my house Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#8871: Jul 25th 2017 at 6:46:14 PM

".. This is gonna devolve into a fight, isn't it." Dana sort of shrinks down in her chair as the air begins to grow cold.

we will survive.
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#8872: Jul 25th 2017 at 6:46:21 PM

Andy follows Mila into Finley's room. You two look precious. In fact, I'd say that I ship it or something. There's just a lot of romance in the air when you two are around each other. Wouldn't you agree, Mila?

edited 25th Jul '17 6:46:45 PM by TacoBadger

Huzzah
Konkfan7 Konknitive Dissonance from Roselle Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Konknitive Dissonance
#8873: Jul 25th 2017 at 6:46:40 PM

He follows Niles hastily.

edited 25th Jul '17 6:49:29 PM by Konkfan7

Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#8874: Jul 25th 2017 at 6:46:51 PM

Guy looked over at Lars. "Since I can't get revenge on that Machoke who tossed me like a salad..." He pointed outside. "Let's take this to the outskirts of town. You and me."

The legend has returned.
CaliburnAbsoluteEX meow from Minerva, royal capital of Fezzite Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
meow
#8875: Jul 25th 2017 at 6:47:31 PM

*I tilt my head back towards Voxno and smirk smugly.*

"Y'think I don't know that? Look, man, this guy ain't gonna be a challenge. In case you haven't noticed, I am a Fairy and he is especially susceptible to my ethereal mojo."

*I hold out my hand and throw out a gentle Fairy Wind to get the point across.*

"Things are probably gonna come to blows anyway, so I think we should be golden. Speaking of which..."

*I turn back to Lars and begin concentrating, the pink shine of a growing Dazzling Gleam appearing on my hands.*

"There we are."

Are you ready? Go live!

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