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sarysa Purrloin Jani by shrubBird from a time vortex Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Mu
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
#8601: Jul 24th 2017 at 9:38:55 PM

*the Blissey and Excadrill, who left the hospital, can only look on at the horror unfolding in front of them* At least they picked a decent spot for their little fight to the death... *the Excadrill remarks*

That's not funny! These pokemon could be killed! *the Blissey retorts*

*turning to his companion, the Excadrill states coldly* Well it's not like we can do anything. It's too dangerous to try to approach that wounded Smeargle. Where the hell are the cops anyway?


*meanwhile, having caught wind of the brawl though keeping its distance, Voxno notices the prone Mila as the smokescreen fades. shifting to Voxno-! form from the excitement, it floats up to Mila* Mila!! Ohmygosh Mila!! Wake up! *having some basic medical training, despite being in its ditzier form, it takes Mila's pulse, relieved that she still has one*

edited 24th Jul '17 10:02:58 PM by sarysa

Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from in my house Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#8602: Jul 24th 2017 at 9:42:41 PM

Dana catches up to Eliot and Niles.

"Haa... Are you guys okay?? He didn't hurt you too bad did he?"

we will survive.
shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#8603: Jul 24th 2017 at 9:45:04 PM

"Come back, you bastard!" Too bad he's still running. "Next time I see you, I'll turn you to ashes! You hear me?!" I can just see him getting further and further away. My flames start to go out. "Come back..."

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#8604: Jul 24th 2017 at 9:45:49 PM

The cat has already made his clean escape.

Or else, he would have... if it wasn't for his visitor on his back.

Long live the New Bev.
Cabe_Bedlam Mila from the land of twilight, under the moon. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Mila
#8605: Jul 24th 2017 at 9:46:29 PM

Mila does not respond, though her breathing is regular (if ragged). There's some blood on her fur, but a trivial inspection will reveal that it doesn't come from any wounds on her own body. Any nosy psychics would learn... absolutely nothing, except that she's out cold. She's expended nearly everything she had stored up in her heroic escape.

I need to update these things more often
Team42Larson Back in style from APXGP Paddock Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Back in style
#8606: Jul 24th 2017 at 9:49:51 PM

Damn you...

(I mutter to myself as the cat gets away.)

June 27th
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#8607: Jul 24th 2017 at 9:50:48 PM

[My head is spinning; once more, I'm gasping for air. I roll off of Niles, my snout colliding with the ground for the second time tonight. Pushing myself up, I can feel the fresh wounds on my chest as the chill wind hits them: a wipe across with my hand and...is...is that my...it's looking a little dark...]

"Oh..." [I realize. Finley.]

[I look over at Niles, regaining a bit of my sense.] "Niles," [I say,] "Niles...we...we need t'get to...we need t'ghet t'Finley..."

TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#8608: Jul 24th 2017 at 9:51:15 PM

In an attempt to slow Perigo down, Andy uses Gastro Acid. "God, this is gross-URRGH" which eliminates the effect of the target's current move. The current move being: Flee.

Huzzah
sarysa Purrloin Jani by shrubBird from a time vortex Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Mu
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
#8609: Jul 24th 2017 at 9:53:51 PM

*the Excadrill and Blissey move in toward Eliot* Don't worry, we're here to help. Soft-Boiled! *it uses to help patch Eliot's wound, as the Excadrill moves to bandage Eliot*


*Voxno shifts to Unown-V form and determines, after a semi-thorough look over* No external wounds appear to be present. Minor bruising around the skull, possibly self-inflicted. *Voxno then gets one of the lookyloos present who knows how to use healing moves on the fainted Mila...the result is...*

edited 24th Jul '17 9:56:33 PM by sarysa

Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#8610: Jul 24th 2017 at 9:56:12 PM

"... Yeah..." I slowly get up and push Eliot towards the hospital, staring somberly at the ground.

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
Cabe_Bedlam Mila from the land of twilight, under the moon. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Mila
#8611: Jul 24th 2017 at 9:56:15 PM

Mila's breathing becomes more regular, and slightly shallower. At the moment, it seems like she's closer to waking, but not at that point quite yet. In the back of her mind, action resumes, and she begins to dream...

I need to update these things more often
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#8612: Jul 24th 2017 at 9:56:17 PM

The cat suddenly finds himself collapsing on the floor.

"Ugh... wh-what?"

The next thing he hears is Andy, commenting on the grossness of the situation.

...

He reaches behind, trying to pull him off.

Long live the New Bev.
Team42Larson Back in style from APXGP Paddock Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Back in style
#8613: Jul 24th 2017 at 9:57:36 PM

(Not sure if I can get out of my battle-ready stance just yet, I approach Eliot and Niles.)

Are you guys okay?

June 27th
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#8614: Jul 24th 2017 at 9:57:47 PM

Andy gets off on his own accord and stands in front of Perigo. "Please, can we just talk this out for a goddamn minute?"

Huzzah
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#8615: Jul 24th 2017 at 9:59:23 PM

[Pushing myself up, I just let these guys bandage me up...already, I'm feeling a bit better, though most everything's kind of a blur now... My legs barely holding me up, I lean on Niles for support...]

"Yea, yea, I'm..." [I wave the voice off.]

[...it just occurred to be that Niles is bigger. Did he evolve? He must have...I guess...I guess it was during the fight, huh?]

edited 24th Jul '17 10:00:24 PM by BlackMageAnolis

BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#8616: Jul 24th 2017 at 9:59:32 PM

"Do you realize how dangerous it was to follow someone like me, especially if you're a pacifist?"

Long live the New Bev.
sarysa Purrloin Jani by shrubBird from a time vortex Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Mu
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
#8617: Jul 24th 2017 at 10:00:59 PM

*the Excadrill asks Eliot as he and the Blissey work to bandage his wounds* Can you walk, sir? I don't know what you folks were thinking, street brawling and all, but luckily the hospital is maybe thirty steps away.


*meanwhile at the fountain, with no other guild members present and not wanting to leave the scene, Voxno-V organizes a couple good samaritans to carry Mila north, toward the same hospital*

Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#8618: Jul 24th 2017 at 10:08:08 PM

"Of course. But I just wanna talk it out. There are different ways to go about this. I know a great group of guys who could use a killer like you."

Huzzah
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#8619: Jul 24th 2017 at 10:12:14 PM

"A great group of guys... Don't be mistaken. I don't kill for pleasure. I kill because I have to."

He begins walking off.

"Don't bother following me. I'd worry more about my friends, if I were you."

Long live the New Bev.
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#8620: Jul 24th 2017 at 10:15:08 PM

[I try to answer the nice lady.] "I jus...I j'st wanted to stop...I wanted to save...my..." Tears begin welling up in Eliot's eyes; his breathing becomes more punctuated and begins to waver. He seems to lean on Niles harder for a moment before letting himself off of the Quilava.

TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#8621: Jul 24th 2017 at 10:22:09 PM

Andy continued following Perigo. "I'll worry about what I'll worry about. Tell me why you have to do this, why don't you?"

Huzzah
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#8622: Jul 24th 2017 at 10:23:37 PM

"It's simple. I need to do it. It doesn't get deeper for that. No reason I need it. I just need to do it. Now, stop following before I change my mind about killing you."

Long live the New Bev.
sarysa Purrloin Jani by shrubBird from a time vortex Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Mu
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
#8623: Jul 24th 2017 at 10:26:28 PM

*the Blissey chides the Excadrill, somewhat figuring out what Eliot was doing* What have I told you about prejudging people? This nice man was clearly trying to rescue his friend...maybe it's even that lady we just brought in?

*the pair finish bandaging Eliot and the Blissey tells him* Are you feeling up to it? It's just a few steps to the hospital, and we'll be with you for each of them. *they move to physically assist Eliot toward the hospital*

Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#8624: Jul 24th 2017 at 10:33:39 PM

Eliot proceeds to wrap his arms around the Blissey as he's brought into the hospital, blubbering like an infant.

kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
art lizer
#8625: Jul 24th 2017 at 10:36:05 PM

(With the hubbub in front of the hospital toning down, I go inside the lobby. Marsha and the others remain outside. Coming in, I'm surprised to see Gloria the Chansey still at her (still tattered looking) reception desk despite the incident several days ago and her arm and foot being in casts.)

(I know that I probably won't be able to see whoever it was who just got brought in, so I simply move to the waiting area without saying a word.)

("I can't believe this happened! Is one of our group about to die? I just..." I bury my face in my hands again. I sit there like that for several minutes until I wind up falling asleep.'')

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."

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