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chianticat10 Former Human from Leaving Foxfell Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Former Human
Apr 5th 2017 at 5:48:28 PM

"Not to boast, but I have Psychic for a move, so I could help you out with that."

“How long has it been? 23 days?”
vjoi Big O Showtime!
Big O Showtime!
Apr 5th 2017 at 5:50:24 PM

this is kicksass I can breather fire! though ill need to train my combat skill so curbstomp any trainers that find me, I serve no one!

edited 5th Apr '17 5:50:47 PM by vjoi

shrubBird Timid Boy from the depths of hell. Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Timid Boy
Apr 5th 2017 at 5:57:23 PM

"... Shit, I don't think I know Ember yet."

Okay, I believe you.
whizzerd Don't eat humans, okay? from Scotland Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Don't eat humans, okay?
Apr 5th 2017 at 6:03:09 PM

"Oh yeah, I only have Take Down until I evolve. If I evolve."

"By the way, I think Cyndaquils only spout fire from their back if they're fighting or over-emotional. So it might turn off once you calm down."

reset myself and get back on track — goes by they/them, not he/him or she/her.
CaliburnAbsoluteEX Devil Trig- I mean Sweeper from the deepest pits of Hell Relationship Status: I want you to want me
Devil Trig- I mean Sweeper
Apr 5th 2017 at 6:04:17 PM

Yeah, I think the back flame's an instinctual thing that activates when you're feeling threatened. 'Course, I'm not a Pokebiologist, so don't quote me on that. Also, maybe be careful not to roast me? (Hoo boy, being a Bug-type around so many Fire-types is gonna be fun with a capital F-U.)

Lake Llandovery, Yangtze Utica, Lansard Cheyenne, Troy Iceharbor... Who the heck named the characters in Seraphic Blue?
TheGreatUnknown Semi-Wicked from Kittering Castle Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Semi-Wicked
Apr 5th 2017 at 6:05:40 PM

Oh my God, guys, you're never going to believe this, but—

Oh. You're all Pokemon, too. That makes this significantly less awkward.

licks paw

Because I'm a Persian, apparently.

"Villain? Ha. Everyone is a villain to someone."
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
Apr 5th 2017 at 6:09:50 PM

"Well... you're adapting fast. Already taking in the habits of a cat?"

I sit like a canine would.

"... shit."

edited 5th Apr '17 6:10:14 PM by BaconZorp

Long live the New Bev.
whizzerd Don't eat humans, okay? from Scotland Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Don't eat humans, okay?
Apr 5th 2017 at 6:12:32 PM

"I would also appreciate if flames were kept away from me."

I continue air-rolling.

edited 5th Apr '17 6:12:55 PM by whizzerd

reset myself and get back on track — goes by they/them, not he/him or she/her.
TheGreatUnknown Semi-Wicked from Kittering Castle Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Semi-Wicked
Apr 5th 2017 at 6:15:22 PM

"Well, I guess The Mind Is a Plaything of the Body, after all. I'll have to make a note of it, if I ever have opposable thumbs again.

"Not that I mind. I mean, there are definitely worse Pokemon to be. And check this out—"

Persian used Fake Out! ...At a potted plant.

[down]Kantonese!

edited 5th Apr '17 6:18:07 PM by TheGreatUnknown

"Villain? Ha. Everyone is a villain to someone."
CaliburnAbsoluteEX Devil Trig- I mean Sweeper from the deepest pits of Hell Relationship Status: I want you to want me
Devil Trig- I mean Sweeper
Apr 5th 2017 at 6:17:08 PM

[up]Alolan or Kantonese/classic?

Still, this is quite the predicament, huh? It's all definitely gonna take some getting used to. Doesn't help that I'm so damn tiny compared to everyone else here. Anyways, I said this before, but maybe we should figure out our bearings? Because I don't think anyone here knows where we are at all.

edited 5th Apr '17 6:17:47 PM by CaliburnAbsoluteEX

Lake Llandovery, Yangtze Utica, Lansard Cheyenne, Troy Iceharbor... Who the heck named the characters in Seraphic Blue?
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
Apr 5th 2017 at 6:21:24 PM

"Well, how would we go about that? How should we 'splore?"

Long live the New Bev.
whizzerd Don't eat humans, okay? from Scotland Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Don't eat humans, okay?
Apr 5th 2017 at 6:22:22 PM

"I tried asking the Charizard up there if they could see anything, though they... don't seem to have heard me."

I look at the Ribombee.

"How about you? Do you think you could fly up high enough to get a good view of the area?"

reset myself and get back on track — goes by they/them, not he/him or she/her.
Weirdguy149 The Dead Man from The Flying Dutchman Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
The Dead Man
Apr 5th 2017 at 6:28:20 PM

I sit up and scratch my head. "Oof... How long was I out?"

Do you fear death?
CaliburnAbsoluteEX Devil Trig- I mean Sweeper from the deepest pits of Hell Relationship Status: I want you to want me
Devil Trig- I mean Sweeper
Apr 5th 2017 at 6:30:12 PM

I don't really know how to use these wings, honestly, which kinda kills the "badass Tinkerbell" vibe I was hoping for. (Oh god I said that out loud...) I mean, they beat in unison, at least, but even if I could fly, I dunno if I could really get up that high. Sorry 'bout that.

Lake Llandovery, Yangtze Utica, Lansard Cheyenne, Troy Iceharbor... Who the heck named the characters in Seraphic Blue?
TheGreatUnknown Semi-Wicked from Kittering Castle Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Semi-Wicked
Apr 5th 2017 at 6:31:50 PM

I eyeball my claws.

"Might be able to climb with these things. Maybe it works like leopards?"

edited 5th Apr '17 6:36:48 PM by TheGreatUnknown

"Villain? Ha. Everyone is a villain to someone."
whizzerd Don't eat humans, okay? from Scotland Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Don't eat humans, okay?
Apr 5th 2017 at 6:34:39 PM

"Well, I'm sure we'll learn how to properly use our abilities in time."

I look over at the now awake Snorlax.

"Oh, hello. You were asleep only a little longer than us."

reset myself and get back on track — goes by they/them, not he/him or she/her.
Weirdguy149 The Dead Man from The Flying Dutchman Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
The Dead Man
Apr 5th 2017 at 6:39:06 PM

I turn my head towards the voice. "Cool. Um. I can't see a thing but I smell everything. What am I right now?"

Do you fear death?
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
Apr 5th 2017 at 6:47:38 PM

I observe the thing up close.

"You look like a Snorlax to me."

Long live the New Bev.
TheGreatUnknown Semi-Wicked from Kittering Castle Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Semi-Wicked
Apr 5th 2017 at 6:49:10 PM

"Hard to mistake, really. Wait, am I being catty?"

"Villain? Ha. Everyone is a villain to someone."
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
Apr 5th 2017 at 6:53:23 PM

"You haven't been very catty, n-...wait, was that a pun?"

Long live the New Bev.
Weirdguy149 The Dead Man from The Flying Dutchman Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
The Dead Man
Apr 5th 2017 at 6:53:37 PM

I look down and squint at the vaguely quadrupedal figure below me. "Okay, thanks."

I turn my head back to the original voice. "No harm about it. Sorry to ask, but I can't see." Realization begins to set in. "Oh god, I'm a Snorlax. ...Am I in a dream or a nightmare right now?"

Do you fear death?
whizzerd Don't eat humans, okay? from Scotland Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Don't eat humans, okay?
Apr 5th 2017 at 7:03:19 PM

I float over closer to the Snorlax's head.

"It seems increasingly unlikely that this is a dream. We all appear to harbour a consciousness, which wouldn't be possible if this were the mindscape of just one person."

"I would pinch your cheek to confirm it for you, except I don't have fingers and I doubt you would feel it in your current state."

reset myself and get back on track — goes by they/them, not he/him or she/her.
CaliburnAbsoluteEX Devil Trig- I mean Sweeper from the deepest pits of Hell Relationship Status: I want you to want me
Devil Trig- I mean Sweeper
Apr 5th 2017 at 7:04:08 PM

I suppose that depends on your point of view, really. Me, personally, kinda worried about the possibilities of getting crushed accidentally, but the prospective positives outweigh the negatives. Meanwhile, Fen-Fen over here don't seem too happy about his newfound quadrupedality. Quadrupedalness? Whatever, same difference.

*It dawns on me that I really have no idea who anyone is.*

Uh, question for all y'alls. I don't think we know each other, actually. Maybe some proper introductions are in order?

edited 5th Apr '17 7:04:51 PM by CaliburnAbsoluteEX

Lake Llandovery, Yangtze Utica, Lansard Cheyenne, Troy Iceharbor... Who the heck named the characters in Seraphic Blue?
Weirdguy149 The Dead Man from The Flying Dutchman Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
The Dead Man
Apr 5th 2017 at 7:10:43 PM

"I suppose I'll go first. My name is..."

I think for a bit. Then I remember when someone calls me a weird guy.

"...Weird Guy. Trust me on this one."

Do you fear death?
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
Apr 5th 2017 at 7:12:46 PM

"My name? Fair. My name is... ya know what? Naaah, I'm using an alias. Just in case something happens. Call me, uhh... Finley. Although, I'll admit, Fen-Fen is pretty cute."

Long live the New Bev.

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