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Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#42526: Jan 14th 2020 at 4:00:21 PM

Day 1

Dana seems a bit surprised, but not in the bad way.

"Oh, that sounds like fun! Yeah, I'll go with you."

What doesn't show on her face is the fact that her train of thought went as follows:

Hey did he say date?.. I've never gone on a date before holy shit what do I do

He likes me like that?? Wait, maybe he's just being nice.. But then why would he say date..??.. Okay, just keep it cool and respond, you can't just not say anything

off the shits
shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#42527: Jan 14th 2020 at 4:18:25 PM

Day 1

Dear lord, I did not plan this far ahead.
"C-Cool!" … What are we gonna do, though? "Um… w-wanna head to that poffin place on the other side of town?"

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
Konkfan7 Konknitive Dissonance from Roselle Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Konknitive Dissonance
#42528: Jan 14th 2020 at 4:36:34 PM

"Uhhh..."

Royal has just been.... Standing there, their mouth still obscured by their collar, watching the heated discussion.

They just gave an acknowledging nod to Mila and Eliot, noting that the latter seemed odd-looking for an Inteleon.

DubhKafkaesque 1000-THR Earthmover from Scotland Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: Plastic Love
#42529: Jan 14th 2020 at 5:37:20 PM

Foxfell Castle Gates

"...I feel cooking for an actual establishment is gonna earn him a lot more money than following some random agglomeration of ragamuffins. I dunno, this bloke doesn't seem to have his head on straight."

be nice to benjamin it's not his fault he got beat up by a microbe
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#42530: Jan 14th 2020 at 7:09:15 PM

Day 1

"Sure!" She smiles. "Lead the way, I guess?"

off the shits
shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#42531: Jan 14th 2020 at 8:02:03 PM

Day 1

"Yeah, follow me!" I say, a little bit of giddiness welling up within me.
—————
"And here we are. Poffin House. Sounds a… a bit too familiar, if you ask me," I joke.

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#42532: Jan 14th 2020 at 11:14:23 PM

Castle Gate

"But I said I would do it for free, moi..."

Merde. It's not working. He needs to do something, quick, or his plan will go down the drain. It's time to take out the big guns. He's going to use a strategy that has never failed him before.

Slurpuff used Fake Tears!

"BAWWWWWWW! I just wanted to spread happiness in zis cruel world! You looked starved so I figured I'd help you out! Out of ze goodness of my heart! I want nozing in return! BWAAAAAH!"

Edited by WackyPancake on Jan 14th 2020 at 8:14:49 PM

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
Cabe_Bedlam Mila from the land of twilight, under the moon. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Mila
#42533: Jan 15th 2020 at 12:41:20 AM

Foxfell, Castle Gates

"... Am I really not letting all of you have enough to eat?"

"Shh, honey, let me handle this."

Mila pulls Autumn back slightly as she tries to assuage the Braixen's concerns, putting herself directly in front of the bawling Slurpuff in the process. It's tough to act imposing when she's literally the same height as the mon she's facing, and worse so when they're surrounded by others even taller than them, but the Raichu gives it her all.

"Look, I don't know who you think you're getting with this, but it's not me. If you want to join us, then you need to get off your high horse and stop acting like you're doing us some magnanimous favor. Or, you can not... and, well, not join us. We don't need to add being talked down to onto our list of troubles."

I need to update these things more often
WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#42534: Jan 15th 2020 at 1:54:13 AM

Castle Gates

"BWAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Jean-Pierre continues his crying. The tears splash on those around him.

Misty-eyed, he looks right into Mila's eyes. His gaze is bright and puppy-like. He really does look like his world has just been crushed.

Is Mila really cold enough to say no to such a face?

Edited by WackyPancake on Jan 15th 2020 at 10:56:36 AM

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
Cabe_Bedlam Mila from the land of twilight, under the moon. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Mila
#42535: Jan 15th 2020 at 2:06:44 AM

Foxfell, Castle Gates

Unfortunately for the Slurpuff, this particular Raichu still has fresh memories of Jillian, Andy, Snaptooth, and a host of other mons who have attempted to make life difficult for them whether by insinuating themselves into the group or otherwise. So as a slight scowl twitches across her face, she waits patiently for him to have his fill of tears, wondering if they'll be able to get anywhere as adults afterwards. Autumn is less convinced, though seeing Mila's fast stance she doubts her own instincts to offer some compromise.

"Are you sure this is...? It's making a scene."

"And I intend to handle it better than I did with Jillian. There's no risk to us right now, with everyone here and out in public."

I need to update these things more often
Team42Larson We dare you to say his name from Cabrini-Green Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
We dare you to say his name
#42536: Jan 15th 2020 at 4:26:09 AM

Foxfell Streets

...

Maybe I feel bad for him. But, at the same time, he's just looking for pity. I seriously can't believe that a supposed world-class chef would reduce himself to mere tears like this. Not even real ones, which makes it even less believable. I groan out of ever-increasing annoyance and try once again to get him to just stop.

You...are seriously acting like a child in a store after their mother took their toy away. Is this really how you pull customers in? Because it doesn't work in the grand scheme of things, and certainly isn't going to work on me. So you can either knock it off, or we'll just leave you here.

Meanwhile, a pair of plainclothes officers (read:the normal attire for a Sawk and Throh) and their Grapploct friend observe the situation from a short distance away.

We should probably get involved here, guys..

Lonnie, you couldn't be more right. We know these guys, it's not like them to just act this harshly to someone. To me, it seems like whoever this Slurpuff is, they're harassing these guys and won't relent.

Very well. Tom, Lonnie, get in there.

The Throh and Grapploct cops approach the party but keep their distance. Based on what officers Roh and Hawk told him, Lonnie reasons that this group should probably be able to deal with their own problems without outside help.

Tell....everyone....
WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#42537: Jan 15th 2020 at 6:08:30 AM

Castle Gates

Jean-Pierre notices the two Pokémon approach. They look tough. And unfriendly, too. Oh dear. He quickly drops the act, wipes the tears from his eyes, and smiles awkwardly.

"A-ah, bonjour monsieurs! It is quite beautiful outside today, oui?"

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
Team42Larson We dare you to say his name from Cabrini-Green Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
We dare you to say his name
#42538: Jan 15th 2020 at 8:04:23 AM

Foxfell Streets

Roh and Hawk take positions around Lonnie and look amongst the party, specifically Benji, before turning back to Jean-Pierre. However, neither one immediately notices the newer faces now compared to when they last saw the group.

Mr. Guilford, I trust you and your friends got that whole issue with Sally taken care of? We heard what you all got up to over there with the Gorebyss...we commend you all for what you did.

The Grapploct takes position and inches closer to examine Jean-Pierre.

Right...Jean-Pierre, I take it? From outward appearances it seems you're harassing these folks. Care to explain why exactly?

Tell....everyone....
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#42539: Jan 15th 2020 at 10:53:52 AM

Castle Gates

[As the conversation mutates from informative (this thing's name is Inteleon! That's one for the books) to weird with the arrival of the Slurpuff dude to kind of pathetic, I happen to migrate over towards Royal, really would rather engage with him than this weirdly clingy chef.] "Soooo," [I say, leaning over a little.] "how's it, uhh, been so far being here? I hope better than this for the most part..."

kablammin45 Not an evil Thievul from New Pines (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Not an evil Thievul
#42540: Jan 15th 2020 at 11:13:45 AM

Foxfell

(Also not really wanting to get involved in the the spat between Jean-Pierre and the others as it reaches a fever pitch, Dinah likewise veers away from it, taking Lucy with her. Benji starts to go with them and Eliot as well when Roh and Hawk address him.) Oh heya, fellas! Yeah, some of the officers in Holstown, that Henry fella and his pals and I did. Sally's safe now, thank goodness.

(Benji then remembers the letter he was sent back with.) Oh, and I have an update letter from Whisperin' Pines I need to show these fellas, too. Reckon I'll give it out once this little commotion gets settled down and we're able to go to breakfast, just sayin'.

(There's an octopus Pokémon! I know I heard mention of Pokémon called Clobbopus and Grapploct, but I'm not sure which of those two that guy is. In the meantime, I can't think of any input I can give over this increasingly awkward situation and just keep mum for now.)

"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#42541: Jan 15th 2020 at 11:22:57 AM

Casle Gate

Jiminy Christmas, look at those fists. This guy is not to be trifled with.

"M-moi, harass? Oh, non, non monsieur. I was just... pitching a product, so to speak, oui. I-in any case I'm leaving now! Au revoir!"

He turns around and sighs. His dreams of making it big, crushed. Again. It's back to that dump of an inn for him.

"Ooooh, if only ze diner at Silversand had not closed down..."

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
Team42Larson We dare you to say his name from Cabrini-Green Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
We dare you to say his name
#42542: Jan 15th 2020 at 12:02:30 PM

Foxfell Streets

Safe to say the off-duty cops didn't expect this guy to relent so easily. As Roh and Hawk sigh and watch Jean-Pierre begin to turn away they turn back to address us.

Ah, yes. We would have accompanied you in your exploits to get Sally to the spring but obviously put work would've prevented us from making the trip. Unless he has something in common with you all he should simply be going back to the inn he was at and you can all go on your way.

Uh, thanks officers...can we please get back to doing what we were doing?

Sure thing. We can certainly help you all find a café if you want us to.

The mention of a letter certainly piques my interest. I think to wanting to ask about the letter but I relent for now but redirect my asking as the cops turn to lead us on (and I begin to follow.)

Woah, how are they all doing, Benji?


The Grapploct cop approaches Jean-Pierre as he apparently turns to leave.

Listen, pal, as an officer of the law I'm only going to let you off with a warning to not do that ever again, okay? And you really have to learn to not just do that, and maybe learn to be a bit more personable? I was gonna go out for some food myself, you wanna come with me? I can certainly help you.

Edited by Team42Larson on Jan 15th 2020 at 3:03:53 PM

Tell....everyone....
Konkfan7 Konknitive Dissonance from Roselle Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Konknitive Dissonance
#42543: Jan 15th 2020 at 12:19:32 PM

"Mm?"

Royal looked up to the Inteleon.

"Oh, yeah, it's been alright I guess" the Raboot said, looking back down. "I sort of just... Woke up in the woods and got spooked by a noise and ran as far as my Raboot-feet would carry me. I guess this here is better than just running around and snapping my neck back and forth in desperation to find something, hehe."

DubhKafkaesque 1000-THR Earthmover from Scotland Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: Plastic Love
#42544: Jan 15th 2020 at 12:37:30 PM

Foxfell Castle Gates

Seth has spent this whole conversation, if you could call it that, growing steadily more confused. By now, the Absol's head has tilted far enough that it looks about ready to roll off his shoulders. He says nothing, for as far as he's concerned, the earlier point about seeing no possible reason for Jean-Pierre to be so desperate to follow them still stands.

be nice to benjamin it's not his fault he got beat up by a microbe
WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#42545: Jan 15th 2020 at 12:39:39 PM

Castle Gates

"Ah, bon, bon.", he says to the Grapploct, looking defeated. "I could go for a drink, oui."

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
kablammin45 Not an evil Thievul from New Pines (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Not an evil Thievul
#42546: Jan 15th 2020 at 12:43:57 PM

Foxfell

Well, I was gonna wait until we were all together and havin' breakfast to look it over with you guys. (Benji explains.) Now that it looks like that lil' kerfuffle's over, maybe we can be on our way tuh get some breakfast now, though, just sayin'. Anyone else ready tuh go?

Well, uh... (I'm still trying to find the words to say after what I just witnessed.) I-I'm ready if everyone else is.

Yeah! (I hear Lucy agree with me.)

"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
Team42Larson We dare you to say his name from Cabrini-Green Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
We dare you to say his name
#42547: Jan 15th 2020 at 1:00:04 PM

Foxfell Streets

Yeah, I think I'm ready, too.

Alright, then. Unless any of you have any ideas for a café to go to we know a place for us all to go to to. It's a place called "Cheri's". A friend of ours runs it.

I follow the cops along as they begin to lead us...unless another option presents itself.


Alright. But, let's try to find another place to eat, okay? Unless you want to make right with those mons. They're still rattled from the shit they've been through, you know. I've kept a record on them, thanks to Guild officers Hudson and Garland...the shit they've been through you wouldn't believe.

Tell....everyone....
Routeferret amazing glazing Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
amazing glazing
#42548: Jan 15th 2020 at 1:02:29 PM

Foxfell

Takoda went over to the group, not saying a single thing.

i think i’m in love (probably just hungry)
ChrisXros from Realm of Dreams Since: Jan, 2020
#42549: Jan 15th 2020 at 3:44:27 PM

A lone Umbreon walks into an unknown world...

… This wandering must've been going on for a few days. Man, what I'd do for some food right now. I don't know how I became an Umbreon. All I remember was my older brother having an argument with our folks at home. He left and I went after him. He told me that it was about time he move on to better things— things that our hometown didn't have to offer. Still, was it selfish of me to not want him to leave?

The umbreon continues to wander...

I still remember his side smile as he gave me his headphones and hoodie. He told me it looks fresh on me. He said he loved me... and that now I'm the man of the house. I remember him taking the ferry to another region... He said see ya on the flip side. I remember... I remember I dove into the water, how stupid of me to think I catch up to a ferry... Not even riding a pokemon to surf.

Umbreon still walks...

… that sudden wave of water crashing down on me. That was the last thing I remember before I ended up here. I heard stories of people thinking they became pokemon. I remember laughing in their faces... but man Karma. If only I could find someone or something to ask where am I...? I haven't seen any hint of civilization... just forest. If only the trees could speak, I'd ask them to... wait. wait a second. I see....?!

The Umbreon spots a clearing, reavealing a city in the distance.

"Thank goodness, yo! Some civilization!" the Umbreon shouted. "I almost feel like crying!"

the Umbreon rushes to the city in a hurry. There's gotta be some place to get a grub goin on, He thought.

Edited by ChrisXros on Jan 15th 2020 at 4:02:46 AM

Peace, Be chill.
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#42550: Jan 15th 2020 at 4:10:13 PM

Castle Gates

"Raboot, that's what your species is called." [...that was a little loud. Let's not announce to the world you were once a human, idiot.]

"...umm, I'm, Eliot. After the poet. I'm not usually like this, actually, but we can talk about that later. I hear the others have some place in mind to eat, so that's, uhh, fine by me, ehe..." [I think Autumn and Mila wouldn't mind, even if Autumn would know the local cuisine better than anyone else...except I guess that Slurpuff guy. He's not really gonna keep following us, is he?]


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