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TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#4051: Jul 1st 2017 at 10:27:24 PM

Andy yelled back. "NYQUIL, SOMEONE IS DEAD! DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT?! LIFE IS ALL WE EVER KNOW, AND CYK JUST ENDED SOMEONE'S. ALL I EVER DO IS MAKE MYSELF HONEST, AND I ALWAYS GET DISECTED AND ANALYZED, WELL THIS GUY KILLED A MAN, AND HE GETS SHOWERED IN COMPASSION! WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO HUMANIZE ME?"

Huzzah
shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#4052: Jul 1st 2017 at 10:27:54 PM

"Authentic or not, it's still shit! This world, or any world for that matter, can burn for all I care!" Then, my focus shifts to Andy. "Oh, someone's dead! Fan-fucking-tastic! And what do you expect to do about that now? Get upset over someone you don't fucking know? What's the point?! Who cares about life?! It's just a perpetual cycle of shit that people bother to go through! And on that note, why am I still here?! I don't want to be here! I never wanted to be here!"

edited 1st Jul '17 10:31:47 PM by shrubBird

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#4053: Jul 1st 2017 at 10:30:18 PM

"Andy, please, calm down. You're yelling about nothing."

Long live the New Bev.
Cabe_Bedlam Mila from the land of twilight, under the moon. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Mila
#4054: Jul 1st 2017 at 10:30:29 PM

Whoops,my last post was bottompaged.

"Oh, now don't you ignore me! You guys leave him alone, this is my battle."

Mila glares at the others, making it clear that she is at the end of her rope.

edited 1st Jul '17 10:30:39 PM by Cabe_Bedlam

I need to update these things more often
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#4055: Jul 1st 2017 at 10:30:38 PM

This didn't make Andy any happier. "Oh, I'm sorry that you got tired of this world after THREE GOD DAMN DAYS. YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT ROUGH? Well guess what? I've been here for TWO FUCKING YEARS. And I've been through more here than you'll ever be through in your life."

Huzzah
shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#4056: Jul 1st 2017 at 10:33:13 PM

"So, what? You want a fucking medal? If you didn't notice already, I'm not exactly Mr. Sunshine, here!"

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
CyberController Blitzy.... from Pride Ring Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Blitzy....
#4057: Jul 1st 2017 at 10:33:40 PM

"Calm down, everyone. I don't want another fight."

Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Cabe_Bedlam Mila from the land of twilight, under the moon. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Mila
#4058: Jul 1st 2017 at 10:34:55 PM

Mila stops for a moment, and takes a few deep breaths. Then, she turns to face Nyquil.

"It is taking everything in my power to not discharge the lot of you again. Please don't make me do this. Please..."

Mila's expression isn't one of anger so much as it is one of fear: fear that she might hurt people again, fear that she really can't control herself in the most desparate times.

I need to update these things more often
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#4059: Jul 1st 2017 at 10:36:13 PM

Andy got angrier at Nyquil. "NO, I just want you to stop thinking you're better than me, because you will never live long enough to be better than me."

He whipped to Cyk. "IF I HEAR A VOWEL MORE OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL BLOW MYSELF UP, AND TAKE YOU WITH ME."

edited 1st Jul '17 10:36:36 PM by TacoBadger

Huzzah
CaliburnAbsoluteEX meow from Minerva, royal capital of Fezzite Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
meow
#4060: Jul 1st 2017 at 10:37:14 PM

*I am about to stutter something out to Finley about how I shouldn't be receiving this treatment after what I said to her during the fight, but then Andy's yelling attracts my attention. So I decide to address him in a civil and dignified manner.*

"Hey, you know what? Why should we care how you're feeling if you don't give a shit about how anyone else is? You ever take a sec to think about what Cy's going through? He didn't mean to just fucking murder someone, now accident or not he's gotta live with this shit for the rest of his life! How would you like having blood on your hands, huh? How would you like it if you were having a fucking breakdown over ending someone else's life and having someone tell you to shut up while you're in hysterics? I DON'T CARE HOW LONG YOU'VE BEEN HERE AND I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE, THAT'S NO EXCUSE FOR HAVING NO BASIC GODDAMN COMPASSION YOU LITTLE TERMITE! I freaking... You know what, fuck this, I ain't wasting my time with someone like you, I'm just gonna go back to the Frau's and figure out what the hell happened just now."

*Aggravated, I fly off towards Morbitesse's mansion. I've had enough to deal with for one day...*

edited 1st Jul '17 10:39:13 PM by CaliburnAbsoluteEX

Are you ready? Go live!
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#4061: Jul 1st 2017 at 10:37:16 PM

"You are not better than anyone here, okay? I don't care how long you were here. That is completely irrelevant. If you want to go home, you shouldn't worry about that."

Long live the New Bev.
shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#4062: Jul 1st 2017 at 10:37:18 PM

"Is that so, Mila? Then go on. Do it. It doesn't mean anything in the end. It doesn't matter. None of this matters."

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
sarysa Purrloin Jani by shrubBird from a time vortex Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Mu
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
#4063: Jul 1st 2017 at 10:39:03 PM

*Jani takes that all in, picking up on palace and surprised they have monarchies around here, not to mention that they list their own types* I guess you kind of have a point, I mean we have "taking a year off from college" and "scratching the 7 year itch" where people travel the world and buy fancy crap they don't need...okayit'salmostexactlythesame...BUT...

*carefully trying to figure the more "magical" parts of our world to a medieval society* ...we can also get entertainment anywhere anytime from little boxes in our homes. We can play sports and compete with each other with games on said boxes. Explore the wilderness and take pictures of animals...

*not wanting to get wrapped up in the Goofy/Pluto issue which she herself hasn't resolved, she concludes* Anyway, civilized life...the life we know, is only like your father's when we're doing it wrong. Otherwise, it's kind of a paradise.

edited 1st Jul '17 10:42:26 PM by sarysa

Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#4064: Jul 1st 2017 at 10:39:17 PM

Andy glared at Nyquil. "You shut the fuck up. You think life's unfair, well congrats, took you long enough."

Huzzah
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#4065: Jul 1st 2017 at 10:39:50 PM

"Funny you only focus on the easiest one."

Long live the New Bev.
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#4066: Jul 1st 2017 at 10:41:13 PM

Andy turned to Finley. "I'm not arguing with the whole group, I'm arguing with the two people I'm disagreeing with. Nyquil is being an obnoxious prick, and Cyk killed someone. I'm not disagreeing with you because I don't disagree with anything you're saying as of yet."

edited 1st Jul '17 10:41:27 PM by TacoBadger

Huzzah
CyberController Blitzy.... from Pride Ring Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Blitzy....
#4067: Jul 1st 2017 at 10:41:34 PM

Cyk doesn't want to be involved in the argument any more, so he hides in a bush and starts sleeping.

Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Cabe_Bedlam Mila from the land of twilight, under the moon. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Mila
#4068: Jul 1st 2017 at 10:41:37 PM

Mila can't stand being in between the two bickering Pokemon, and fear of doing something she might regret is beginning to force her to shut down. Running on the fumes of her panic, Mila takes the first non-lethal idea that comes to mind and runs with it. Namely: picking up Andy and pretending to kiss him to block him from making any more noise.

I need to update these things more often
shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#4069: Jul 1st 2017 at 10:42:32 PM

I huff. "You're assuming a lot of things about me here. Like that I think I'm better than you or that I thought life was remotely okay to begin with. I do agree with that 'obnoxious prick' statement, though. Truer words have never been said about me."

edited 1st Jul '17 10:43:30 PM by shrubBird

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#4070: Jul 1st 2017 at 10:43:02 PM

[They're still yelling, they're...what, what is this even all about, just...I swear, just more shit being added in onto all of this. I tear my gaze away from Oz to see this argument unfold, and I watch, helplessly in a sense, as PJ just flies the f**k off...]

[My gaze lingers on the stop where I saw PJ disappear into the trees as he...I guess he's going back to the mansion... I...I feel like I should follow, but Oz...]

[I muster all my strength to lifting Oz up onto my shoulder, panting like a...well, panting as I stand for a moment to get adjusted to the weight on my shoulder. I then start walking back to the mansion with Oz in tow...he doesn't need to be here after all this...]

TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#4071: Jul 1st 2017 at 10:45:06 PM

Andy takes in the fake kiss, and takes it in stride for a second 0, before pushing her away. He grunted. "If I did that to someone, I'd be accosted. You guys all try to run away, and make your points, because the fact is you don't like that the person that's right isn't who you thought it'd be. Well, surprise, surprise, it's the sad-sack, pervert, loser, sociopath, careless, depressed, suicidal, angry little tick. So, sure, I'll be the bad guy. Because the world is always so black and white, isn't it?"

Huzzah
PresidentStalkeyes Eats moldy bread and flies into windows from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Do you like me? (Yes ⎕ Definitely ⎕ Absolutely!!! ⎕)
Eats moldy bread and flies into windows
#4072: Jul 1st 2017 at 10:45:09 PM

Max and Bash largely ignore all the drama happening around them, Max leaning against a tree and Bash leaning against a different tree, playing with fire conjured from his wrists. Max considers yelling at them all to just shut the hell up several times, along with possibly giving them all a good punch just to knock some sense into them - especially the delusional ones who see fit to argue over whoever's got her affections - but ultimately decides it'd be pretty audacious of her to involve herself in what seems like a high-school melodrama going on between Pokemon they had just tried to break in half.

"Ugh..." she mutters to Bash. "This is gonnah go on for a while, ain't it? Y'wanna go get somethin' to eat?"

"Bashhhhh...amo," the Blaziken responds, nodding slightly. With that, they decided to sneak off without fanfare. Maybe they'd return later, just to see if they had any work, they thought. Seemed like they'd need some kind of neutral third party to hold them together.

Those sell-by-dates won't stop me because I can't read!
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#4073: Jul 1st 2017 at 10:45:27 PM

"... Fine. I'm going off to see PJ, god..." With that she leaves to check on him, hoping she isn't too late.

"Please be okay..."

Long live the New Bev.
fdiaperhead Currently inactive from somewhere else Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Currently inactive
#4074: Jul 1st 2017 at 10:48:19 PM

"WELL, FUCK ME. YOU ALL THINK YOU HAVE IT HARD. WELL, GUESS WHAT, MY SISTER AND I HAVE BEEN STUCK HERE FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG, WITHOUT ANY CLUE ON HOW TO GET BACK. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW WORRIED MY FOLKS ARE WHEN THEY FIND OUT BOTH OF THEIR CHILDREN ARE GONE??? NOT TO MENTION, I'M CARRYING AN INCREDIBLY INTENSE AND FATAL AMOUNT OF PSYCHIC POWER BEHIND MY EARS, WHICH I HAVE TO RESTRAIN FOR THESE PAST FEW DAYS! YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW STRESSFUL THAT IS???"

"C'mon Mandy, we're going back."

>F leads Mandy back to Morbitesse's manor, both following PJ.

edited 1st Jul '17 10:51:44 PM by fdiaperhead

↳ Redirecting to Mvfl G.
Cabe_Bedlam Mila from the land of twilight, under the moon. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Mila
#4075: Jul 1st 2017 at 10:48:22 PM

What did I... why? Huh— I can't think any more. It's like being lightheaded, or maybe blood loss?

Mila collapses in a heap where she once stood, clearly unable to tolerate any more of what's been occurring. Wherever Andy might be at the time is none of her concern.

edited 1st Jul '17 10:49:05 PM by Cabe_Bedlam

I need to update these things more often

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