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TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#4001: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:13:14 PM

Andy turned his head to F. "You saying something over there that you wanna share with the rest of the class?"

Huzzah
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#4002: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:14:44 PM

[I am not very far behind Mila at all: in fact, I almost run into her as we arrive, thankfully only managing to bump her a little with my arm as I decelerate.]

"Okay, good, we're—" [And then I hear the voice from earlier, 'Crazy Fairy', and I immediately recognize who it was, and a feeling of confusion wells in me as I witness PJ give his little...spiel before seemingly composing himself. Was...was that some sort of act or...]

edited 1st Jul '17 9:15:39 PM by BlackMageAnolis

sarysa Purrloin Jani by shrubBird from a time vortex Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Mu
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
#4003: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:17:40 PM

*Jani, figuring the interrogation squad is moving over to Lars, calms down and asks Max* Is there anything, anything at all that your friend said that would tell us why we're being hunted? I made up all that stuff earlier, but I really think we're from another world. There's this movie called Cool World back home where a comic book artist looks into a parallel...

*she blushes, and stops herself* I guess none of that makes any sense to you, but long story short, all we are are humans from another dimension I think turned into monst...POKEMON now, half of whom don't even know what we're doing. What use are we to anyone anyway?

edited 1st Jul '17 9:19:50 PM by sarysa

Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
CaliburnAbsoluteEX meow from Minerva, royal capital of Fezzite Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
meow
#4004: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:22:23 PM

"Can, can you go back to the thing you were saying before? Please? I, I'm so sorry, I don't know why but I g- I got so into it and- Ah, you're not the one I should be apologizing to are you? Fuck..."

*My voice becomes shakier as the seconds pass, and I begin to occasionally trip over my words.*

Are you ready? Go live!
CyberController Blitzy.... from Pride Ring Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Blitzy....
#4005: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:24:13 PM

"So, I have a confession to make...." Cyk states, his voice unsure. [I accidentally killed someone...]".

edited 1st Jul '17 9:26:21 PM by CyberController

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PresidentStalkeyes Eats moldy bread and flies into windows from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Do you like me? (Yes ⎕ Definitely ⎕ Absolutely!!! ⎕)
Eats moldy bread and flies into windows
#4006: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:27:12 PM

"As I said, I dunno nothin'," Max says, bluntly, in response to the Diglett's questioning. She then turns to address the Ribombee. "Oh, it ain't nothin' official. Probably just Fairy stereotypes, gettin' to me. Y'know how it is. ...Then again, I do sometimes hear stories about a lotta Fairies bein' kinda... kidnappy, shall we say. Dark Fairies, p'raps. I dunno, I don't pay much attention to all that folklore stuff."

Bash doesn't say anything this time, instead opting to sit down against the base of the tree he was knocked against, picking out little wood shavings from his feathers.

Meanwhile, an injured Lars struggles against Goobert's antennae. "Gah, GET OFFA ME, YOU SLIMY, FAKE DRAGON! D'YA EVEN KNOW WHO YER DEALIN' WITH?! YOU AN' YER LI'L FRIENDS ARE FUCKED!"

edited 1st Jul '17 9:27:36 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

Those sell-by-dates won't stop me because I can't read!
Cabe_Bedlam Mila from the land of twilight, under the moon. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Mila
#4007: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:27:42 PM

Mila glances over at Eliot as she listens to the overlapping conversations.

"What did we miss? Everyone's so tense all of a sudden. Well, I guess if nobody's getting hurt, then it's good. We should be careful about that Discharge, though. I wouldn't advise getting near water any time soon."

edited 1st Jul '17 9:28:04 PM by Cabe_Bedlam

I need to update these things more often
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#4008: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:31:44 PM

Andy heard Cyk mumble something. "What're you confessing, Cyk?"

Huzzah
CyberController Blitzy.... from Pride Ring Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Blitzy....
#4009: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:33:29 PM

"I said, I murdered someone. And If you don't calm down, Kommo-o, I'll have murdered two people.", Cyk states, clearly trying to sound tough.

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CaliburnAbsoluteEX meow from Minerva, royal capital of Fezzite Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
meow
#4010: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:33:55 PM

"Oh, yeah, the, the, the freakin... Changelings n' shit? Yeah, I know that. But like, you mentioned stereotypes? Can, can you tell me? About some of those? Because like... I don't, like, fucking... Sudden bloodlust in battle? Is that one of them?"

Are you ready? Go live!
fdiaperhead Currently inactive from somewhere else Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Currently inactive
#4011: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:35:41 PM

>F squints at Andy. They then look at Mandy.

"hgdhadfhhsa he heard me!"
"Heard what, Kakak?"
"um, nothing"
"HEARD WHAT, KAKAK.

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BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#4012: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:35:42 PM

"I...u..." [I place my hand on Mila's head, then bring it back sharply...kind of a weird way to get her to stop talking, but...I...]

[So Cyber killed someone and PJ...what...was that? I...I don't even think I have words to describe it, it's just...and that...I think she's a Macha-...something...but...and he's still going, what does he mean, 'bloodlust'? I...cringe, but not from embarrassment, it's just...I don't know, I feel uneasy.]

[I jolt up a little from the slight slouch I'd begun to procure when I hear more yelling, and I immediately look over to see an unfamiliar Pokémon, an aggressor by the looks of things, in the grasp of Goobert. I guess he tried to run...]

edited 1st Jul '17 9:45:06 PM by BlackMageAnolis

kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
art lizer
#4013: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:35:49 PM

(I squeeze Lars a bit tighter; getting fairly annoyed with him by now)

If don't tell us I'll...(I want to tell him that I'll throw him into a tree...) I don't know what'll do. I'll...I'll let Guy Body Slam you? Do you want that? (Gosh, even if I want to sound threatening, I can't do so without sounding stupid.)

edited 1st Jul '17 9:37:47 PM by kablammin45

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#4014: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:38:11 PM

Andy backed up, leaning on the bush. "You think you can intimidate me? The Hell did you do?! D'ya moonblast someone to death?!"

Huzzah
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#4015: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:40:25 PM

"... Wait, what did Cyk just say?"

Long live the New Bev.
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#4016: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:41:25 PM

"Green Death over here killed some poor sap! Probably got a little too angry!"

Huzzah
CyberController Blitzy.... from Pride Ring Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Blitzy....
#4017: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:41:25 PM

"It was a mistake, but still...."

Cyk breaks down crying again.

Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
sarysa Purrloin Jani by shrubBird from a time vortex Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Mu
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
#4018: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:42:33 PM

*unsatisfied, Jani heads over to Lars, but she calms herself before continuing* Look, all that stuff I said earlier, it was made up, a lie. I literally just got here maybe 8 hours ago...and by here I mean this world. Even if you told me who your employer was, it wouldn't mean anything. I just want to know why...

*not expecting much of a response from Lars either, she tacks on* ...but even if you can't say that, at least tell your employer that they're wasting their time. If I could say anything to describe how messed up we are: We're like five year olds in adult pokemon bodies.

edited 1st Jul '17 9:46:36 PM by sarysa

Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#4019: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:42:56 PM

Andy snipped. "Yeah, that's what I thought, shit-head..."

Huzzah
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#4020: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:43:20 PM

"Son of a..."

"GOOD! Oh, GREAT! No, it's fine. It was an accident. Live and learn and..."

"Holy shit..."

Long live the New Bev.
fdiaperhead Currently inactive from somewhere else Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Currently inactive
#4021: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:46:11 PM

>Mandy goes over to comfort Cyk.

"it's okay, I'm sure it was an accident...."

>F, meanwhile, explodes in frustration.

"WHAT. THE. FUCKING HELL. IS HAPPENING IN HERE?! SOMEONE, PLEASE, TELL ME SOMETHING!"

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TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#4022: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:48:17 PM

Andy moaned. "Fucker nipped someone's bud. Now we're supposed to feel bad for making them feel guilty."

Huzzah
shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#4023: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:49:24 PM

I jolt awake. (When did I… Don't fucking tell me I got knocked out! How did I even do that?! Nobody hit me! Ugh, this is what happens after bad naps… speaking of-) "I DUNNO, F. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON ANYMORE?!"

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
CyberController Blitzy.... from Pride Ring Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Blitzy....
#4024: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:50:01 PM

"Andy's right...I don't deserve your sympathy."

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BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#4025: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:50:22 PM

[I look back and I see Cyber...Cyk(?) crying, and...]

[I just stand there, looking kind of defeated. I...I don't know what to do, everything here is a blur...who are these people, why is Cyb—Cyk crying, why is PJ sputtering like a guilty man on trial, why are we even...something about a, a contract or...]

[I back away from everyone, just to detach myself from all of this for the moment, I need, I need to recuperate myself, I, I just... —I feel bark. Tree. Shade, rest...just sit down...just sit down and let the others take care of it...you have no place here...]


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