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CyberController Blitzy.... from Pride Ring Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Blitzy....
#3976: Jul 1st 2017 at 8:49:06 PM

"Contract? Explain."

Cyk is a bit relieved, but still on guard.

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anza_sb Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: I'm Clockwork and she's Quartz
#3977: Jul 1st 2017 at 8:49:58 PM

"Hey everyone!" Oz makes a surprisingly quick return from the Frau's manor. Which is weird, since it took him like, forever, to get there.

"What's happening? Are you guys fighting?!"

⏰ Twitter/Instagram/Bluesky: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah. ⏰
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#3978: Jul 1st 2017 at 8:50:56 PM

[In a mad rush, I finish my painting of Mila and immediately feel...well, an overwhelming sense of relief, but then I look back to that spot in the forest. There is one last flash of light, some more yelling...I swear I could tell who it is if I was closer...and then that's it.]

[I look back at Mila one last time.]

"...do we still wanna..." [I nudge my head towards the spot.]

kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
art lizer
#3979: Jul 1st 2017 at 8:51:45 PM

(The look on PJ's face disturbs me.)

(I turn to Oz.)

Not anymore. We're trying to settle this peacefully.

(I then turn to Max.) Now, who paid you to attack us? Who?

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
CyberController Blitzy.... from Pride Ring Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Blitzy....
#3980: Jul 1st 2017 at 8:52:28 PM

"Yeah, calm down, PJ. I'd rather not...see any more blood today."

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Cabe_Bedlam Mila from the land of twilight, under the moon. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Mila
#3981: Jul 1st 2017 at 8:53:33 PM

"Well, I guess we should at least get closer. Maybe we could stay to the side for now? I'd hate to hit everyone with discharge again, even if it is by proxy."

Mila waits for Eliot before beginning to move towards the group at a brisk pace.

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anza_sb Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: I'm Clockwork and she's Quartz
#3982: Jul 1st 2017 at 8:53:47 PM

"Oh man... I thought... you guys were in trouble... well..."

> Oz passes out on the ground with a feeling of relief.

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sarysa Purrloin Jani by shrubBird from a time vortex Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Mu
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
#3983: Jul 1st 2017 at 8:54:00 PM

*Jani heads over to Max, and lightly interrogates* And moreover, why would anyone pay you to fight us? You want the truth? We're lost and confused and scared in this weird world that we thought was make-believe until we ended up living it!

Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#3984: Jul 1st 2017 at 8:56:11 PM

From up high in a tree, the bemoaning of a long injured Joltik muttered out, "Yeah, and why do you have such a volatile reaction to Weezer? Don't get me wrong, I like that in a girl, I'd just like some backstory." He directed toward Max.

Huzzah
CyberController Blitzy.... from Pride Ring Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Blitzy....
#3985: Jul 1st 2017 at 8:57:16 PM

"Keep it in your nonexistent pants, bug", Cyk calls out, a bit annoyed.

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BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#3986: Jul 1st 2017 at 8:58:12 PM

"Oh... shit." Finley quickly jogs over to Andy, bending over. Worry suddenly spreads on her face.

"Jesus, you especially... are you alright, Andy?"

Long live the New Bev.
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#3987: Jul 1st 2017 at 8:58:34 PM

[I detach myself from the wall and follow behind Mila at a pretty good clip. My heart's still racing from earlier...again, I hope we don't have to fight now...]

TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#3988: Jul 1st 2017 at 8:58:53 PM

Andy peaks out from the branch of the bush he was kicked into. "I'm sorry, but this is my way of staying non-violent, besides, she is pretty cute." He then purred toward Max.

He then turned to Fin. "Don't you worry your pretty little head off. Old Drew here has taken a beating before."

edited 1st Jul '17 8:59:41 PM by TacoBadger

Huzzah
CyberController Blitzy.... from Pride Ring Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Blitzy....
#3989: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:01:13 PM

"No wonder", Cyk snarks.

"I just don't want this to end in bloodshed. Nobody wins, then"

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BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#3990: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:01:29 PM

"Are you sure? You got kicked really hard..." Finley decides to lay her hand out, still worried.

"Are you sure you're going to be alright?"

Long live the New Bev.
Konkfan7 Konknitive Dissonance from Roselle Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Konknitive Dissonance
#3991: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:02:30 PM

From over Finley's shoulder, Noriaki gives Andy a slight glare.

TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#3992: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:03:14 PM

"Yeah just watch this!" Andy stood up, on top of the tip of the branch, before his back legs buckled back, and he fell to the ground with a firm thud. After a second of restrained inhaling, he let out a restrained, "Dah fuck..."

Huzzah
fdiaperhead Currently inactive from somewhere else Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Currently inactive
#3993: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:03:39 PM

>F and Mandy walk into the pub after seeing the manor empty.

"Okay, what the everloving fuck just happened here?"

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PresidentStalkeyes Eats moldy bread and flies into windows from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Do you like me? (Yes ⎕ Definitely ⎕ Absolutely!!! ⎕)
Eats moldy bread and flies into windows
#3994: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:04:05 PM

Max sighs in relief, massaging her temples as he feels the headache disappear. "Thank you... yeah, we're just fine. We coulda gone the distance, but I ain't dumb, despite what your techno-douchebag friend says... I know when a fight's a losin' one. Ain't that right, Bash?"

"Bashamo..." the Blaziken responds with his arms folded, looking slightly disappointed.

"Yeah, he's pretty much like yer crazy Fairy friend over there," Max says, pointing out PJ's bloodlust. "Hell, most o' us Fightin'-Types at least go through a phase like that, but Fairy-Types... but I'm gettin' sidetracked. Anyways... since neither of us really wanted to be here... sure, we were hired. Subcontracted, actually. Someone hired Lars over there to beat up all o' yers, an' fer what reason, I got no freakin' idea. An' clearly he didn't feel too confident, 'cause he then paid us to help 'im out. He's the one y'should be askin' the questions to."

She then looked up to address the Joltik from earlier; she couldn't see him, but she definitely recognised the voice, since it wasn't too long ago. "'Ey, I'm sorry I kicked yer in the face, but y'shoulda gotten out when y'had the chance. Obviously I was gettin' pissed back there! An' it might do y'some good to stop flirtin' with me or I might kick you for real next time!" She could only sigh and shake her head once he fell out the tree soon after.

"Bashamo!" Bash cuts in and yells, pointing at Lars... who by now was attempting to sneak out of sight, limping.

"Ahh, fuck."

edited 1st Jul '17 9:05:43 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

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kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
art lizer
#3995: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:07:38 PM

(I quickly run up to Lars and wrap my antennae around him as tight as I can without hurting him.)

So...you want to tell us just what's going on? Like who it was who paid you to attack us?

edited 1st Jul '17 9:07:54 PM by kablammin45

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
Cabe_Bedlam Mila from the land of twilight, under the moon. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Mila
#3996: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:07:55 PM

Mila reaches the tree line to the side of the combat, and takes a moment to get a sense of what's occurring. It seems as though the fight has simmered down, and there seems to be some negotiations going on. Deciding not to interrupt in case there's any provisions she's unaware of, Mila looks behind her to see how nearby Eliot is.

Phew, they're okay. I kind of feel bad for staying so long, but I really don't want to leave anyone behind in Orichalcum. Sure, most of us are more used to this place, but I still remember how bad I felt when I thought they'd forgotten about me. Hah, funny thing about that, I was trying to talk to Eliot back then, wasn't I?

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TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#3997: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:08:38 PM

Andy retorted on the ground to Max. "But flirting is my way of extending an olive branch. Also, if you don't mind me saying, you're probably the cutest girl I've seen so far on my stay here..." he tried to get out a basic *click click*, but half way through he started coughing. "Damn it all..."

Huzzah
fdiaperhead Currently inactive from somewhere else Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Currently inactive
#3998: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:08:51 PM

>F notices Max.

"Hey, I think I remember you... you're the Machoke I saw earlier."

>They then notice Andy flirting with Max.

"hwat the fCUK, ANDY. WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO FLIRT WITH EVERY POKEMON I SHOW AN INTEREST IN."

edited 1st Jul '17 9:10:29 PM by fdiaperhead

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CaliburnAbsoluteEX meow from Minerva, royal capital of Fezzite Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
meow
#3999: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:09:02 PM

"Crazy Fairy... B-but I wanted to see my foes kneel before me! To watch them despair as I... As I... The fuck am I saying?"

*My expression turns from manic to morbid as it slowly sinks in just how peculiarly I was acting. More than peculiar, it was like I was a different person. What the hell got into me there? Maybe Max would know something about this?*

"Uh, hey, could you go back to what you were saying about Fairy-types, Miss...?"

Are you ready? Go live!
Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#4000: Jul 1st 2017 at 9:11:56 PM

He chuckled a little bit at Andy's misfortune then fell asleep.

4K, bitches~

The legend has returned.

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