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BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#3476: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:33:40 PM

Finley coughs awkwardly, hearing everything around her. "So... you're going to give me The Talk? And did Guy just compliment my ass?"

Long live the New Bev.
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#3477: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:34:18 PM

"Yeah, Guy, I didn't expect you to be so pervy."

Huzzah
shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#3478: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:36:37 PM

"Well, woulda look at that. We didn't expect you to act like a fuckboy either. What a plot twist, am I right?"

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
Konkfan7 Konknitive Dissonance from Roselle Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Konknitive Dissonance
#3479: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:36:58 PM

"This is not how you should speak to or about a lady, gentlemen.", said Noriaki, putting a connotation on the last word as if to say "I use the term lightly".

TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#3480: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:39:22 PM

"Isn't it kinda sexist to treat Finley differently just because they're a girl now?"

Huzzah
shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#3481: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:39:36 PM

I turned my head to Noriaki. "Look, man, I was talking about Tons-o-Fun and Peter Parker over here."

edited 27th Jun '17 8:40:07 PM by shrubBird

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#3482: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:40:31 PM

Andy snickered at 'Tons o Fun'.

Huzzah
Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#3483: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:40:38 PM

"Um... no. I was being an idiot for comedy's sake and it backfired. Sorry about that." Guy looked back at Andy. "And look. The pot is calling the kettle black."

The legend has returned.
Konkfan7 Konknitive Dissonance from Roselle Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Konknitive Dissonance
#3484: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:40:53 PM

Noriaki glares down at Andy, "Not nearly as sexist as suddenly making promiscuous advancements just because she is now a lady."

TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#3485: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:42:07 PM

"I can't control the fact that I like women. You can control how you act, ya sexist."

Huzzah
shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#3486: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:42:58 PM

I walk up to Guy. "Just so you know, man, I don't have anything against you, I just insult anybody. I DO, however, have some beef with Spodermin. Now if you'll excuse me…" I return to my previous position. "We can't control your sexual preference, but you can at least keep it to yourself."

edited 27th Jun '17 8:46:01 PM by shrubBird

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#3487: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:43:49 PM

"C-Can you guys stop arguing about the right and wrong way about getting in my pants? I kinda just wanna call it a day right now..." Finley says, slightly ashamed.

"I got a lot of stuff to think over."

Long live the New Bev.
Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#3488: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:44:33 PM

"So does anyone else apparently." Guy looked down at Nyquil. "Actually. We've been together the whole time and I haven't spoken to you once. Can we be pals?"

The legend has returned.
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#3489: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:44:44 PM

"Whatever you say, Nyquil."

Huzzah
Konkfan7 Konknitive Dissonance from Roselle Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Konknitive Dissonance
#3490: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:45:19 PM

Noriaki's eyes open wide as his expression becomes fiery.

He slowly spread his wings as he bellows out a war cry.

It'd be a good idea for Andy to run, or someone else to restrain Noriaki.

kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
art lizer
#3491: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:45:52 PM

(Sensing another argument coming on, I look around and find an empty dome-shaped fruit rind. I poke several holes in it with a stick, and set it over top of Andy, holding my hand on top of it.)

No more arguments, please. We've had enough already...

edited 27th Jun '17 8:46:26 PM by kablammin45

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#3492: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:46:32 PM

Finley simply grabs the owl, picking him up, feeling a bit upset about not being listened to.

"Please, just take it easy? I just want this to stop."

Long live the New Bev.
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#3493: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:47:16 PM

Andy's muffled speech could be heard from under the rind. "For the record, I have never started an argument or made physical contact with anyone, so it's a little sad that you guys feel the need to restrain me."

Huzzah
CyberController Blitzy.... from Pride Ring Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Blitzy....
#3494: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:47:33 PM

"Hey, so, you're a girl now. Weird. I wonder why you and Mila were the only ones to transform genders."

"Well, hopefully you don't feel too weird."

"And keep it in your pants, Andy. Well, maybe not your pants, but you get my drift."

edited 27th Jun '17 8:48:09 PM by CyberController

Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#3495: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:47:59 PM

I smirk at Finley. "You sure? I'm actually enjoying myself. Been a while since I bothered to open my mouth."

Hooray for mocking my own posting frequency.

edited 27th Jun '17 8:50:04 PM by shrubBird

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
sarysa Purrloin Jani by shrubBird from a time vortex Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Mu
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
#3496: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:47:59 PM

*scoffs at the notion of getting a sexism lecture from Mr. Turnaround Sexy*

*after hearing Finley's upset, suddenly gets Mama Bear instincts* Alright you louts, that's enough of your locker room talk.

edited 27th Jun '17 8:48:15 PM by sarysa

Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
art lizer
#3497: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:49:19 PM

Well, you sure as heck have caused some to start among others. ( I tell Andy)

( I turn my attention back to Finley, ignoring anything else Andy might say.)

edited 27th Jun '17 8:50:13 PM by kablammin45

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#3498: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:49:54 PM

"Yes, I'm sure, Nyquil." She says turning. "Or at least, you know, don't... talk about me like that, you know?"

Long live the New Bev.
Konkfan7 Konknitive Dissonance from Roselle Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Konknitive Dissonance
#3499: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:50:23 PM

Noriaki struggles a bit, but his frenzy ends as he takes and deep breath and fixes his "hair style".

"... Apologies, milady.", he said, showing his composure is back, "I simply lost my temper. It is a flaw I blush to admit having, I must learn to control myself better."

shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#3500: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:51:24 PM

"Like I said, I'm not talking about you. I am talking to… what's-his-face about keeping his hormones in check."

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.

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