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kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
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#3451: Jun 27th 2017 at 7:56:31 PM

( I quickly release Finley from my antennae and even fall down on my rump in surprise from Finley's sudden yelling.)

Whoa, Fin, calm down, you just evolved into a Braixen, that's all. How do you feel?

edited 27th Jun '17 7:57:29 PM by kablammin45

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#3452: Jun 27th 2017 at 7:58:34 PM

I scoff at Andy's comment. "Keep your sac to yourself."

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#3453: Jun 27th 2017 at 7:58:38 PM

Guy smelled the tree trunk where Andy was filing his nails. "Oh god. The scent of desperation." He looked down at the small Joltik. "Excuse me. The fuck are you doing, man?"

The legend has returned.
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#3454: Jun 27th 2017 at 7:59:20 PM

"Manicure," Andy answered.

Huzzah
chianticat10 Former Human from Leaving Foxfell Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Former Human
#3455: Jun 27th 2017 at 7:59:53 PM

"Finley? Did... you just..."

“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#3456: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:02:38 PM

"Sure. That's exactly what you're doing. Because that's definitely what a Joltik would do in that situation. Pardon me, my sarcasm lock is stuck."

The legend has returned.
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#3457: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:02:39 PM

"D-Did I just what?" The fox yells, scrambling onto the floor. It's clear now that their voice isn't the only thing feminine. It appears, in fact, that there was a full gender change. "DID I JUST WHAT?!"

Long live the New Bev.
kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
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#3458: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:04:04 PM

(My eyes widen in shocked bewilderment)

Finley...are you a girl now?!

edited 27th Jun '17 8:05:01 PM by kablammin45

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
sarysa Purrloin Jani by shrubBird from a time vortex Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Mu
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
#3459: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:05:10 PM

*Jani finally picks up the changes, a bit shocked at the idea of a spontaneous gender change, and horrified that this could be her future* Oh wow...you really did change...

*she then winks at Finley* Oh, it's not so bad. I think you'll get a bit more looks than I would, though...

edited 27th Jun '17 8:07:01 PM by sarysa

Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#3460: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:05:38 PM

I stare at Finley, bewildered. "Okay, how the fuck."

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
Konkfan7 Konknitive Dissonance from Roselle Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Konknitive Dissonance
#3461: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:06:02 PM

Noriaki thought for a second before saying, "Well... Such a situation is not entirely unheard of."

TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#3462: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:07:39 PM

"Well, gee, Finley, your front evolved, but I'm not entirely sure your back evolved. Mind turning around for us?"

Huzzah
shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#3463: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:08:49 PM

"Look, dude, if you're looking for a mental image to 'web' to… fucking don't."

edited 27th Jun '17 8:09:02 PM by shrubBird

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
Konkfan7 Konknitive Dissonance from Roselle Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Konknitive Dissonance
#3464: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:10:28 PM

Hearing Andy, Noriaki throws a dagger-feather in his general direction, missing him by an inch or two.

"STOP.", he growled, an especially menacing scowl on his face.

kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
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#3465: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:10:50 PM

Quiet, Andy, can't see that he-um, she's still in shock?

(I rub the back of my head, still bewildered by this turn of events) I've never heard of Pokémon changing genders upon evolution, to be honest. I mean, not outside of rumors of Azurills becoming male upon becoming Marills. What's going on?

edited 27th Jun '17 8:12:16 PM by kablammin45

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#3466: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:11:02 PM

Guy put his finger on Andy's head. "You want her to what, mate?"

The legend has returned.
anza_sb Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: I'm Clockwork and she's Quartz
#3467: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:15:21 PM

"Finley... you evolved? And changed gender? Oh wow, that's... I don't know what to say..."

⏰ Twitter/Instagram/Bluesky: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah. ⏰
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#3468: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:21:30 PM

"I'm just saying that her tail could be deformed, and may need further inspection."

Huzzah
shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#3469: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:25:07 PM

"What does need inspection is your mouth. It's like it's wired to your reproductive organs instead of your brain."

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#3470: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:26:08 PM

"Huh?" Finley asks Andy, still in shock. "Turn around?"

She does just that, and what's visible is more or less what would be expected for... uh... a female Braixen's behind. A big, fluffy tail with... what appears to be a stick hanging out of it.

Long live the New Bev.
sarysa Purrloin Jani by shrubBird from a time vortex Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Mu
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
#3471: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:26:36 PM

*Jani thinks to herself, "so that was evolution? damnit I should have watched the show...nothing makes sennnnse..."*

*on a more serious-ish note, Jani whispers to Finley* If this world works anything like ours, we should have a chat about...ahem...your "new normal"... *Jani's eyes narrow as a grin envelops her face* ...as well as the new ways you can have fun. *winks*

edited 27th Jun '17 8:26:55 PM by sarysa

Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
Konkfan7 Konknitive Dissonance from Roselle Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Konknitive Dissonance
#3472: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:26:42 PM

Managing to pull his glare away from Andy, Noriaki goes back to explaining, "Anyhow, I'm not sure how or why exactly, but I know that there is a Water Pokemon known as Marill that, for some reason, has been known to somehow change genders while evolving on occasion. Since there seems to be almost no explanation, it could just be a rare phenomena due to mere happenstance, and it could potentially be what occurred with you, Madam."

kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
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#3473: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:28:24 PM

Sure, Andy.

Guys, do you think this means that this could happen to any of us who can still evolve?

(I briefly imagine this happening to Andy. Maybe it would knock him down a peg. I quickly brush the image from my mind.)

edited 27th Jun '17 8:31:48 PM by kablammin45

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#3474: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:30:56 PM

"Yeah, tiny mate. Maybe you can admire your ass when you evolve. Maybe you'll find it more attractive than Finley's here. Thank me later."

The legend has returned.
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#3475: Jun 27th 2017 at 8:32:38 PM

"I'm actually saving up my evolution for a dire scenario of sorts. I have it reared and ready."

Huzzah

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