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sarysa Purrloin Jani by shrubBird from a time vortex Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Mu
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
#28951: Nov 24th 2017 at 9:53:45 AM

Sarah

(No response...well, I need to think this through. Even if she has said orb, I can't just take it...so I'm going to have to figure out a way for it to not affect me...but how?)

*Sarah's thoughts chill a bit after Finley missing her blunder. Realizing she'll have to acknowledge the horrible scene in front of her sooner or later, Sarah asides to Finley* Whoa...that's totally uncool... *pretty offput by Jillian standing over the beaten Smeargle*

edited 24th Nov '17 9:54:22 AM by sarysa

Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#28952: Nov 24th 2017 at 9:56:46 AM

Andy also followed, seeing Jillian, groaning in disappointment.

Noticing just a whole bunch of people, she realized that they're the humanmons. Heeeeey... its you guys! How ya been? Good?

The Smeargle struggled back up. Whoops. Sorry guys, just a sec! She said cheerily, before whacking the Smeargle across the face, dragging it back to the ground.

Sorry, gang. Some people just don't go down without a fight. She chuckles.

Huzzah
Beverly from the Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: A teenager in love
#28953: Nov 24th 2017 at 9:58:02 AM

"..." This girl is fucking disgusting. "So what'd that guy do to deserve that? Did he do something rude?"

I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Peashooter Since: Nov, 2017 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
#28954: Nov 24th 2017 at 9:59:31 AM

Well with that answer and seeinf the brutality continue I go over to the jolteon. "Ok what this about!? If it's a fight you won! This is just stupid!"

Team42Larson Back in style from APXGP Paddock Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
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#28955: Nov 24th 2017 at 10:01:07 AM

Marlon

(I echo Finley's sentiments:)

Yeah, what did this one do to deserve it?

(I ask Jillian.)

edited 24th Nov '17 10:02:07 AM by Team42Larson

June 27th
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#28956: Nov 24th 2017 at 10:06:39 AM

Jillian, not minding James coming closer, turns to one of the six Heracrosses who are scattered around her and the Smeargle. Harry? Be a doll and hand me that letter of inconvenience.

The Heracross shuffles over, and hands Jillian a piece of stationary. Unfolding it, she reads aloud, One Mister Samuel Berkowitz has been inflicted with the Viral Agression, and has shown himself to be a danger to society. As such, his deformation, crippling and/or murder will be of most help to the powerful Slaking race and its many citizens. Signed, Captain Scilio Orpatts, of the Blue Cross.

Huzzah
Peashooter Since: Nov, 2017 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
#28957: Nov 24th 2017 at 10:08:55 AM

"Has he attacked anyone yet?" I say as I stand right in front of the jolteon, having half a mind to just rip that paper right put of her paws.

sarysa Purrloin Jani by shrubBird from a time vortex Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Mu
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
#28958: Nov 24th 2017 at 10:13:31 AM

Sarah

This kingdom is full of lunatics. *Sarah deadpans*

Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
Team42Larson Back in style from APXGP Paddock Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
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#28959: Nov 24th 2017 at 10:14:09 AM

Marlon

(Gee, suuuure seems like everyone we come across has VA... I think to myself, having to control the urge to just blurt it out.)

Is that so, huh?

(Seems like fair justification, but who am I one to question?)

Marsha

Seems so ta me...

(Marsha asides to Sarah.)

edited 24th Nov '17 10:18:19 AM by Team42Larson

June 27th
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#28960: Nov 24th 2017 at 10:22:57 AM

Well that's what 'proven himself to be a danger to society' means ya big goof. She playfully punches James arm, laughing.

The Smeargle has died of internal bleeding.

Huzzah
Peashooter Since: Nov, 2017 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
#28961: Nov 24th 2017 at 10:30:51 AM

I glance down towards the smeargle and see that he is not breathing. "You... Actually killed him..."

(And she was sounding happy... So this is how it looks like on the inside. Not just watching the character do it on tv or reading it in a comic...)

I ball my fists tightly. "That isn't right... Was there anyway to fix him? Surely capture was a better option. But instead you beat him like a pinata..."

Team42Larson Back in style from APXGP Paddock Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
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#28962: Nov 24th 2017 at 10:31:29 AM

Marlon

Uh...

(Did he just? Damnit...seriously?)

Uh...let's just...

(I look on, appalled. I look back to see if Michael saw this:)

Uh, you guys that, right?

edited 24th Nov '17 10:37:31 AM by Team42Larson

June 27th
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#28963: Nov 24th 2017 at 10:45:44 AM

Michael is trying to avoid eye contact, sipping something. Probably wine.

Jillian looks at Mr. Berkowitz, sighing. Until we find a vector, this is what we've had to resort to. I apologize if it turns you off.

Aaaaaanyway. I got this cool new job working for this guy, he's the stepson to the king, and he has this private militia. Those are these heracross guys, and now I'm able to sorta get out my inner frustration by doing a public service. Not to mention, this guy. His name's Scilio Orpatts, he's like, smart, and he deserves to be king, even though he can't be. That's what I've been doing. What have you all been up to?

Huzzah
Ore-O Unbroken Bond from Alrest (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#28964: Nov 24th 2017 at 10:49:04 AM

(Incas too late to prevent that Smeargle from dying. It was not like I could do anything to prevent it, but it confirms that this Jolteon is just as vile as I've heard. I glare at her with as much venom as I can muster, but I had to ask her.) How can you be so sure?

"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
chianticat10 Former Human from Leaving Foxfell Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Former Human
#28965: Nov 24th 2017 at 10:52:42 AM

"I thought we were over this Viral Aggression stuff already..."

“How long has it been? 23 days?”
sarysa Purrloin Jani by shrubBird from a time vortex Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Mu
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
#28966: Nov 24th 2017 at 10:52:46 AM

Sarah

   (What the fuck...)    *even Sarah's ambiguous VA presence is appalled*

*after taking some time to process all this, Sarah states* Scilio Orp...who the fuck cares?! There's a freaky ass dead guy right fucking there — like...BURY HIM, give him some respect, c'mon...

Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
Peashooter Since: Nov, 2017 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
#28967: Nov 24th 2017 at 10:57:44 AM

(He could have had friends! Or even a family!)

"THAT'S NOT RIGHT!" I shout at the jolteon in rage at her actions that she simply enjoys doing. Something suddenly blasts from my body like a shockwave.

James used Atonish!

Team42Larson Back in style from APXGP Paddock Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
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#28968: Nov 24th 2017 at 11:01:27 AM

Marlon

(This bitch is really gone off the deep end...really has. I back away and decide that there's no reason to really get involved in this. I look around otherwise to see if we can just get away from this scene quickly.)

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chianticat10 Former Human from Leaving Foxfell Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Former Human
#28969: Nov 24th 2017 at 11:02:58 AM

"JAMES! WHAT THE HELL?" After stopping to try to calm myself down, I say: "Sorry for yelling, but, I don't think we should let this Jolteon fight us..."

“How long has it been? 23 days?”
sarysa Purrloin Jani by shrubBird from a time vortex Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Mu
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
#28970: Nov 24th 2017 at 11:07:28 AM

Sarah

*Sarah tries to leap in front of James to take the Astonish, reeling slightly if she succeeds, while saying* W-w-waaaaaait! She's TOTALLY an asshole, but...if you like attack a sanctioned bounty hunter, the whole kingdom might go after you, y'know?!

Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#28971: Nov 24th 2017 at 11:12:58 AM

Jillian’s hit. She looks astonished. What the fuck? Jesus... Guys?

The six heracrosses rush James, three using with Brutal Swing, the other three using Shadow Claw.

It should be noted that Gollett is weak to Dark and Ghost moves, those two moves are respectively dark and ghost.

edited 24th Nov '17 11:18:58 AM by TacoBadger

Huzzah
Beverly from the Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: A teenager in love
#28972: Nov 24th 2017 at 11:15:03 AM

"Murder is the absolute worst thing someone can do. To say I'm disappointed in you is an understatement, Ms. "I'll kill you if you're rude.""

She quickly puts Protect over James, covering him from a few of the attacks.

"And don't attack him, will ya? I'm pretty sure he's justified in what he did."

edited 24th Nov '17 11:22:53 AM by Beverly

I'm Huney B now. Okay?
sarysa Purrloin Jani by shrubBird from a time vortex Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Mu
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
#28973: Nov 24th 2017 at 11:19:08 AM

Sarah

*Sarah failed to leap in front in time, and furthermore she got pushed back by the Protect barrier. From her prone position, she weakly calls out* Leave him alone...he's like, new to the whole adventuring thing...y'know...

Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
Peashooter Since: Nov, 2017 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
#28974: Nov 24th 2017 at 11:31:52 AM

I see that I actually attacked her with asronish and now the heracross attack.

(Ooooh this doesn't look good for me...)

As I accept my fate a barrier forms around me protecting me from the first attacks, though it shatters leading to the next set to come right towards me.

(Gotta dodge!!)

I try my best to just jump and tumble away from them as many time as I can.

(Dark Souls logic don't fail me now!)

edited 24th Nov '17 11:32:30 AM by Peashooter

Team42Larson Back in style from APXGP Paddock Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
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#28975: Nov 24th 2017 at 11:38:57 AM

Marlon, Marsha

(This is pointless... I look around again and ask nobody in particular:)

Which way is the main part of this kingdom? Also where's Eliot? Where's PJ?

(Marsha just continues to shake her head.)

Slakbro, ship

Slak: Uh, they all are outside in the woods over there, if you wanted to join them.

(He tells Eliot.)

edited 24th Nov '17 11:44:59 AM by Team42Larson

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