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kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
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#25876: Nov 4th 2017 at 7:46:25 PM

What is Jani doing? (Dinah asks no one in particular.)

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
Team42Larson Back in style from APXGP Paddock Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Back in style
#25877: Nov 4th 2017 at 7:54:39 PM

Trying to distract him, I think.

(I say, choosing to remain outside in this moment with everyone else.)

June 27th
shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#25878: Nov 4th 2017 at 7:56:08 PM

"So… is anyone gonna smack him, or are we waiting for something?"

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#25879: Nov 4th 2017 at 7:56:44 PM

"Uh, here, PJ, walk with me." [I walk along with the others.]

"...so where y'been? Haven't...seen ya since about the time we got here, you kinda...vamoosed after we..." [I laugh. No, I remember now.] "No, no...we vamoosed, I think you stayed put..."

kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
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#25880: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:02:39 PM

(I likewise stay outside, not sure of what to do. The rest of the Goo Crew stays outside as well.)

Why are some people just so mean...? (Lucy says, kicking at the ground.)

(Marsha notices Benji still in his Lilligant form.) Benji, ya sure ya wanna be in dat form when we get this chick outta there? Yas might make her uncomfortable! (Marsha whispers to him.)

Good point, big sis! (Benji says. He transforms into Marjorie instead.)

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
TheAphid it gal from my bedroom Since: Dec, 2014 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
it gal
#25881: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:03:19 PM

Topher breaks away from the kiss and glares at Jani. "Uh, excuuuse me. My girlfriend and I—"

"Datemate..." Aspen whispers, looking extremely uncomfortable and awkward.

"—were having a moment. So if you'll excuse my girlfriend and I—"

"Datemate."

Topher takes a deep breath. "—I would like to finish kissing my girl—"

Aspen flushes dark green and slams her hands on the table. "I am not a girl, and I am not your friend!"

they butchered the Punk Punk article >:/
Team42Larson Back in style from APXGP Paddock Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Back in style
#25882: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:07:41 PM

(Richard decides to head into the scene and talk to Aspen:)

Hey, kid. Remember me from earlier? Come to my place and I'll show you what I meant by field journalism.

(He lands on her shoulder and asides to her:)

But first you gotta get rid of him.


(I stay outside and away from this, grabbing hold of Marsha's hand.)

June 27th
sarysa Purrloin Jani by shrubBird from a time vortex Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Mu
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
#25883: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:10:30 PM

(Huh, so this is what's going on, huh...) *Jani thinks to herself, before saying* Well, you see, my friends and I are huge fans! *Jani manips dirt to give Aspen a pencil and the flyer to "sign", winking once more. She then turns to her party to say* I SAID MY FRIENDS AND I ARE HUGE, EXCITABLE, RABID FANS! *hoping they'll get the hint*

Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#25884: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:10:34 PM

In the Restaurant

Dieter takes interest after hearing the Lilligant correct with 'datemate', but just observes, ready to intervene if needed, but considering the sheer number of their group witnessing this...

...Or they can take Jani's suggestion.

Oh my gosh, Topher! You're so hot when you misgender people!

edited 4th Nov '17 8:12:05 PM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Konkfan7 Konknitive Dissonance from Roselle Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Konknitive Dissonance
#25885: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:11:09 PM

"I can see that", said Chang, "But what does your mate there want?"

kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
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#25886: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:15:01 PM

(My antennae twitch as I realize what's going on. I turn to the others) Guys, c'mon!

(I burst in with Delilah and Benji following me.)

WHOA! YOU WERE FREAKING AWESOME UP THERE DUDE! (I say as I run up to Topher.) You want to sigh my glasses?

Yeah you were amazing! I have a swimsuit that you could sign! (Delilah says, holding up her swimsuit.)

My two confidants here are quite the fan of yours! (Benji says, holding a piece of paper in Topher's face.) Say, you wouldn't mind signing this slip of paper, would you?


(Marsha and Dinah wait by Marlon.)

Well...uh...I guess dat's one way ta help the chick out... (Marsha remarks.)

edited 4th Nov '17 8:16:10 PM by kablammin45

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
Team42Larson Back in style from APXGP Paddock Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Back in style
#25887: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:18:38 PM

(Seeing everyone scramble in causes me to just chuckle and say:)

Yeah, guess it is.

(I'm not sure if I myself should really dive in there.)

June 27th
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#25888: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:28:43 PM

From across the room, someone else has also noticed what's been going on. Taking advantage of all the rabid fans distracting Topher, a Daylight Lycanroc with a dark eyepatch approaches Aspen.

"Hey, come on," the wolf says to the flower. "Let's get you out of here."

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
CaliburnAbsoluteEX meow from Minerva, royal capital of Fezzite Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
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#25889: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:30:40 PM

*I follow after Eliot, the swaying of his tail occasionally catching my eye. I'm not exactly sure why, but it's starting to mesmerize me, and I doubt it's a pheromone thing.*

PJ: "Yeah, then I got swapped with Jani — less fun than I hoped it'd be, her body was kinda eldritch to me — that got resolved, then I talked to Finley and her, wandered a little, watched the festival... yeah, pretty alright day. Better than most, at least."

(Except for... well, everything involving that one bodily detail. Speaking of which...)

PJ: "Oh yeah, remind me to talk to you in private later, there's something on my mind but I don't wanna say it in public."

Are you ready? Go live!
TheAphid it gal from my bedroom Since: Dec, 2014 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
it gal
#25890: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:41:10 PM

Aspen lets the Lycanroc take their arm and lead them away, flushed with shame, trying not to look at anyone—especially not the Lycanroc herself. Topher stands up with a scowl and tries to chase after Aspen, struggling to get through the crowd. "Aspen, get back here! You're my lover!" He pushes aside the Goodra, losing his cool. "I... don't leave... get off me! I'm not going to let you get away, Aspen!"

they butchered the Punk Punk article >:/
kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
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#25891: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:45:26 PM

Goobert! Stop him! (Delilah whispers to me as Topher pushes me aside.)

(I attempt to grab him around the waist with my antennae as he tries to get past us.)

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
Beverly from the Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: A teenager in love
#25892: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:45:36 PM

Noticing the shit about to go down, Finely follows behind Goobert, but takes a very different approach, putting up her Protect and getting in front of Topher to let Aspen get away. "Take a hint, man!"

edited 4th Nov '17 8:47:03 PM by Beverly

I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Team42Larson Back in style from APXGP Paddock Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
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#25893: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:50:01 PM

(Richard gains some air upon Aspen's getting away and rejoins Lucille outside.)


(I stay outside but find myself primed and ready to attack in case Topher tries anything.)

June 27th
sarysa Purrloin Jani by shrubBird from a time vortex Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Mu
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
#25894: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:50:21 PM

*Jani follows Aspen and Lisa as well, though it takes her a bit of time to catch up on the latter's identity* Wait, wait...who are... *and then it hits her* Wait, you're Sushi's uh...rival, right? I know a safe place to take her...follow me?

Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#25895: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:51:09 PM

The Lycanroc gives a brief glance at a group of Pokemon with matching eyepatches sitting at a nearby table. The five of them nod, before turning to watch the commotion, poised to interject if things get out of hand.

As Jani catches up to them, the wolf gives her a one-eyed glare, but decides to follow her out the doors.

She turns to talk to Aspen as they leave. "How are you holding up? Are you doing okay?"

edited 4th Nov '17 8:55:14 PM by Afterwards

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#25896: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:53:45 PM

[Hmm? A secret, oooooohh... Wait, I think I know what it is: it's the little...flip that happened with his Transfer. I'd imagine it'd be more than a little awkward having that happen to you; even when I was first like this, it was pretty awkward for me...]

[I then move on with what I did:] "Well as for me, Lucy got t'transforming in my body...she ended up turning into a Lapras, and she swam me around the water. We talked, then we got switched back..." [...fuck, I...I don't want to bring it up.] "...Lucy got signed up with...with Lilly, and I took 'em shopping for flowers, you saw their costumes..."

[I take another sip of my slushie.] "So yea...pretty, pretty good day on my end, too..." [My tone doesn't exactly carry that sentiment. He's gonna ask, I know it... As I take another sip, I look down at it. I remember why I'd bought this...well, we're heading to dinner anyway, I'll get some "fuel" while we're there.] "Y'know, speakin' a'secrets, I got a surprise for you guys once we get to their house. A'can't really do full Transformations now, but, uhh...I've got something I've been wanting to do since about yesterday night, actually."

TheAphid it gal from my bedroom Since: Dec, 2014 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
it gal
#25897: Nov 4th 2017 at 9:04:40 PM

Topher's eyes darken as Aspen leaves the building. He draws back and socks Goobert in his pleasantly plump belly with a low growl, enough to make the Goodra stumble backward, and shoves his way through the crowd to the exit. "Get out of my way! She's mine!"

they butchered the Punk Punk article >:/
Beverly from the Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: A teenager in love
#25898: Nov 4th 2017 at 9:07:08 PM

Finley, having Protect on, manages to stand in place blocking Topher's path.

"I said stop."

I'm Huney B now. Okay?
kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
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#25899: Nov 4th 2017 at 9:09:46 PM

B-OOF!! (I yelp as I stumble backwards and fall onto my rump, nearly knocking the table over.)

Goobert! (Delilah cries as she and Benji help me to my feet. I look down to make sure my scar didn't open up. Fortunately, it didn't, but I have a dark purple bruise on my lighter purple stomach now.)

He is getting away, just saying! (Benji says, looking on as Topher attempts to go after Aspen again.)

(The three of us look on, wondering if Finley's Protect will stop him.)

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#25900: Nov 4th 2017 at 9:10:42 PM

A particularly large Bewear with a dark eyepatch steps in front of the doors, behind Finley's Protect. The Bewear crosses its arms, looking down at Topher silently.

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster

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