Your performance is flawless, making you the most famous clown in the world , earning you enough money to live a very comfortable life for the rest of your life and univer acclaim throughout the world.
I try to help the Imperial Legion win the Civil War in Skyrim againt the Stormcloaks while also taking care of the Thalmor.
I believe that true beauty and nobility comes only in battles with others, and human life should be given the utmost respect.With your powers of Dovahkiin, You use Bend Will on every dragon you see, and have them ALL attack the Thalmor at the same time. The Emperor gets assassinated by the Dark Brotherhood, and is replaced by someone who cancels the "White Gold Concordat" resulting in peace with the Stormcloaks, and an end to the rebellion! Everyone wins, except for the Thalmor.
ALTERNATIVELY: you simply wipe them both out with said dragons.
I try and run for President.
edited 26th Sep '17 3:32:51 PM by Jaxfirebus
You end up being elected to every political position known to man in a Landslide Election.
I make a sandwich.
Inane motivational quote goes hereYou become a White Lantern (A Physical God basically)
I'm in springfield.
Progress has it's stepping stones.You eventually find yourself lost... until you realize it's in Oregon.
I try to make Ralph Breaks The Internet a Box-Office Bomb.
It bombs harder than The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure
I try to make a roleplay in the hopes that people will join it and we can all have fun.
Edited by Benthelame on Nov 17th 2018 at 10:18:37 AM
The roleplay works so well that the people roleplaying actually become their avatars.
I try to forcefully pick a lock.
Edited by casioonaplasticbeach on Feb 18th 2019 at 2:56:21 PM
You forced the lock open, and even learned how to make a key for that lock!
I attempt to go back in time and shoot a certain dictator when they were a baby.
In the middle of your mission, you have an epiphany: instead of killing Hitler, you should make it so that he became an artist instead. Now people all over the world say “Yeah, I think that one’s a Hitler” at the art museum. this means that World War 2 never happened, and thus peace between the Axis and Allies comes much sooner. Now international relations all around the world were fixed.
If you’re wondering about Stalin, he did take over the EU.... only to die by choking on a crab roll just a day later.
I try to have the best party ever.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”It gets caught on someone's phone and you get a tv deal with big name producers. Your first paycheck has so many zeroes on the end that it comes with a warning not to spend the whole thing too soon and wreck the local economy.
I try to platform jump across traffic.
You become the best F1 driver in an instant.
I convince the MPAA to give Black Widow (2020) an "R" rating.
It relieves your constipation.
I set off some fireworks.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
didn't come up with their own, so I'll do the next one...
I ask the Sesame Street characters to do a "React to..." video on YouTube.

It takes over the world. The meme is so extensive that the sheer volume of people repeating it resurrects you as an eternal Tulpa in about 100 years.
Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our livesI try to perform as a clown on the wing of an actively flying Boeing 747.