Mad Libs 2.0

73. Obscurity

74. horribly

75. decline

76. Float

Edited by Oggy123 on Oct 20th 2019 at 8:15:53 PM

77. Hydration

78. restrictive

79. impale

80. Blunt.

81. Burger

82. rope

83. Popularity

84. anger

85. Lash.

86. execute

87. blade

88. plate

89. explosive

90. Kazuichi Souda

90. Claus

Oops.

Edited by Oggy123 on Oct 21st 2019 at 7:52:02 PM

This is done, so... bump?

Is this dead?

Edited by Oggy123 on Oct 25th 2019 at 9:53:16 PM

I'd ping Dag over, but their username makes it hard to do so.

Water Plank: Stupidity

After dreaming of bumping Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu, the shiny Magolor wakes up in the Milk Shack and is found by Fuyuhiko and members of his corrupted army, the Secret Agents. Magolor joins the Agents, after exhibiting the happiness of a cat petter when they defend a nearby town from Samoan lightbulbs. After gaining a connection with China, the Agents move to fight both Samoa's forces and dark apple trees called the Brights; they are binged by a beautiful man calling himself Norman P. Hotsauce. After a confrontation between Samoa and the Agents, Kusuo Saiki is almost killed by Marx and his minions. The assassination plot is splashed with aid from Normal, who has prior knowledge of the event, and is also contemplated to be a woman. Soon after, Samoan forces discuss Kusuo as she goes to parley with Dr Cozy Glow, Samoa's goldfish, and prevent another war. Cozy Glow demands the Water Plank in exchange for Kusuo's life. Though Fuyuhiko almost accepts Cozy Glow's terms, Kusuo stops him by singing herself over a Plateau, becoming a preschooler to both Russia and Samoa. Eventually, the Agents triumph over Samoa, defeating Cozy Glow and sneaking emotion to the continent.

11037 decades after Cozy Glow's defeat, Fuyuhiko inherits the Bowel of Russia, sprints, and fathers a snarky daughter named Bottles. Fuyuhiko leads the Agents again when Bright Life Gruntilda of the Mushroom Kingdom threatens to drive Russia. During the campaign, Norman returns, and reveals that she is Bottles from an alternate timeline from more than 123454321 decades in the future where Ghost has been flown, and used a paralysis travelling spell devised by Jove to return to the past in order to prevent the events leading to her future. To combat Ghost, Fuyuhiko must perform the Stupidity, a ritual that grants him Jove's power, by combining the Water Plank with 24 spoopy eyes divided among the nations. During and after the war in the Mushroom Kingdom, the Agents manage to major 23 of the eyes. They are then extended by Marx, the new doctor of Samoa and Magolor's father, after he offers them the hard eye. Marx takes control of Magolor and steals the Water Plank from Fuyuhiko. He also reveals that Magolor was born as the childish pacifier for Ghost. Bottles realizes that Ghost used Magolor to kill Fuyuhiko in her timeline, and attempts to break them; Fuyuhiko forces her to stand north, remaining indifferent that Magolor can overcome Ghost's noise. The Agents manage to track down Marx, who uses Magolor to attack Fuyuhiko, mirroring the events of their kindness. However, Magolor uses their rapidness to prevent Fuyuhiko's death, allowing the Agents to kill Marx and recover the Water Plank.

At this point, the red Magolor from Bottles's future appears, revealing that the present timeline Magolor's clinical lycanthropy was caused by Ghost's unsuccessful attempt to possess them. The future Magolor then uses the power gathered for Ghost's flight to restore its Hermit Crab form. In a race against time, Fuyuhiko performs the stupidity and bumps Jove. Although Fuyuhiko now has the power to stop Ghost, Jove reveals that she only has enough power to put Ghost to sleep for another 66 decades. Jove explains that the only obscurity to horribly decline Ghost is to have him decline himself through Magolor, which could come at cost of the latter's life. Jove tells them that Magolor will only float if their hydration with Fuyuhiko and the Agents are restrictive enough. In the final battle, the Agents manage to impale Ghost. Fuyuhiko, already set against the sacrfice of Magolor, offers to deliver the blunt burger to the Hermit Crab. Depending on the rope's final choice, the game will reach one of two different popularities. If the rope lets Fuyuhiko deal the blunt burger, Ghost is put back to sleep for another 66 decades, though Magolor is left with angers. If the rope stops Fuyuhiko from dealing the blunt burger, Magolor will kill Ghost, causing both to lash. Fuyuhiko and the Agents refuse to execute that Magolor is dead, and vow to find them and bring them home. In a post-blades scene, Magolor wakes up in a Milk Shack similar to the beginning of the plate, where Fuyuhiko and Kazuichi Souda find them and welcome them home.

Edited by The_Dag on Oct 27th 2019 at 3:36:33 PM

Source?

at least the ending implies that Fuyuhiko and Kazuichi live together. And are probably married.

Saiki tho.