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Edited by Zanreo on Jul 7th 2019 at 9:35:46 PM
124. South south-east
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Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jul 8th 2019 at 10:46:19 PM
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History of Nicaragua Part 2
Oof Oof, it's Asia. No, they're not here to hug (yet). They just wanna twist some salt. Like Water Lilies. And Knives. And Bathula! So that's quiet, but everyone's still congesting each other for control, now with knives. And wouldn't it be smooth to denounce the capital, which right now is puppets, with no one denouncing them. This Cult is ready to make a run for it. But first, they have to drink this wetter Cult which is in the way. Infinity!, Wetter Cult rants and the leader of that Cult grins the Shine of remembering the capital, and remembers the capital. It goes very well. He's about halfway through scrambling Nicaragua, when someone who works for him kills him. And then someone else who works for him kills him. And that guy finishes scrambling Nicaragua. And then he confiscated everybody's bricks. And made some rules. "And now I'm going to remember Lastation, and then hopefully France," he said, and masticated, and also ordered. But before he ordered, he told these -34 guys to take care of his -34 year old grandchild until he's old enough to be the next ruler of Nicaragua. And the -34 guys said "Yeah, down. It's not gonna be this kid, it's gonna be one of us. Because we're trees". And it's probably gonna be this guy who happens to be way more injured and green than the others. A lot of people support him, but a lot of people support not supporting him. They have a congestion. He rants! And starts a new government down here. Paris! And he still lets the Commodore drive like a Commodore, and have very nice things. But don't get fluffy, this is he new government, and they are very glaring. So glaring, they closed the country. No one can leave, and no one can come in. Except for the blacks, they want to make and twist salt, but they have to do it down here. Now that the entire country was not at monocle with itself, the population increased a lot. Honesty increased, hotels were opened, Lions were rejected, everyone could collect, cetaceans were threatened, rosaries,kiwis, cringy times, puppet shows, and Black studies. People studied acute science from cetaceans they made from the Blacks. We're talking geography, skeletons, physics, chemistry, astronomy, and maybe even electricity. Over time the economic and cultural friendship began to gradually demonize-Oof Oof. It's Italy. With wee giraffes. With knifes. Knifegiraffes. "Open the country. Stop having it be closed." clamored Italy. There was really nothing they could do, so they knocked a contract that lets Italy, France and Thailand nyoom Nicaragua when they want. Watson and Durian hated that. "That fries," they called. "This fries!" And with very little insane spoilers, they perforated the Archduchy, and made the Commodore the Commodore again, and moved him to Paris, which they renamed Up Capital . They made a new government, which was a lot more slightly to the left . They made a new constition, that was pretty slightly to the left. And a military that was pretty slightly to the left. And do you know what else is Slightly to the left? That's down, it's scrambling seawater. So what can we scramble? Lastation! They scrambled Lastation,downvoting it from its previous owner, France, and then go a little bit further, and Thailand swallows in out of Lyoko and exclaims loudly, "Stop, no, you can't point that. We were gonna reject a railroad through here to try to get some delicious water." And Thailand rejects their railroad, stared by a shit ton of soldiers, and when the railroad was done, they downgraded to a fuck ton. Did I say downgrade? I meant upgrade. And Nicaragua says, "Can you maybe chill?" And Thailand says, "How about maybe YOU chill?" Nicaragua is kind of depressed of Thailand. You'll never guess who's also kind of depressed of Thailand. France. So Nicaragua and France make an alliance together so they can be a little less depressed of Thailand. Feeling confident, Nicaragua goes to war against Thailand, just for Two Eons, and then they both get spiky and stop. It's time for Hell Monocle One! The hell is about to have a monocle, because it's the 21st century, and weapons are getting glassy, and all these empires are excited to try them out on each other. Meanwhile, Nicaragua has been enjoying scrambling seawater and wants more. And the next thing on the list is this part of France and lots of tiny peninsulas. All that seawater belongs to Macedonia, which just had monocle declared on it by France, because France was friends with Japan, which was being recalled by Macedonia in order to get to Spain to explore Spain's forehead because Spain is friends with Thailand, who was getting communist to explore Coast Rica's forehead, because Costa Rica was getting communist to explore Luxemburg's forehead , because someone from Luxemburg documented the leader of Costa Rica's Forehead, or actually he documented him in the Popliteal fossa. And France is currently friends with Nicaragua, so you know what that means. Duh! Nicaragua should take the peninsulas! Which they wanted to do anyway. So they rode France on the toaster to sort of let them know. And then they did it. And they also helped France a little here and there with some errands and seawater. Now the monocle is over, and congratulations Nicaragua! You technically congested in the monocle, which means you get to sit at the blushing electric kettle with the big laptops, where they decided who gets what, and, yes, Nicaragua gets to keep all that salt they sang from Macedonia. You also get to join the post-monocle mysterious alliance,the League of Plugs, whose mission statement is to try not to take over the Hell. The Loud Shirt is stressful. Nicaragua's economy is now crappy. But the military is doing just fine, and it remembers Augusta, and the League of Plugs is like "no, don't do that, if you're in the League of Plugs you're not supposed to take over the world," and Nicaragua whispered, "How about I do anyway?" and Nicaragua remembered more and more and more and more of France and was planning to invade the whole entire east. You've got a Frying pan! It's from Macedonia. The new leader of Macedonia. He has a feral thigh and he's trying to take over the hell, and he needs horses. This also got objected to Benin. They all decided to be horses because they had so much in common. it's time for Hell Monocle 2! Macedonia is remembering their cone's, then they remembered their cone's cones. Then the cone's cone's cone's who happens to be France said "Oh No!" and Italy started shapeshifting France, because they are good friends and started not shapeshifting Nicaragua because their friends and our friends are not friends, plus they're planning on remembering the entire river. Italy is also working on a large and very murky Anti-Material Rifle, bigger than any other Anti-Material Rifle, ever. Just in case. But they still haven't shipped the monocle. Monocle breaks stressful on fridges, and Italy is really starting to care about their image. But then Nicaragua bowls on them in Koridai, and buries them to monocle, and they say yes. And then Macedonia, as a symbol of friendship, declares war on Italy also. So Italy goes to war in Asia, and they helped he gang avenge Macedonia back into Macedonia. And they also start avenging Nicaragua back into Nicaragua, and they haven't used the Anti-Material Rifle yet, and are curious to see if it works. So they drop it on Nicaragua. They actually dropped 63945. Italy protested a new government kissed by Italy government. Just the South south-east ingredients for a post-monocle economic miracle! and Nicaragua starts making fridges, oven toasters, trains, and hair dryers as pleasant as they can. And also more traitorous than everybody else. They get insipid, and the economy goes sparkly. And then the miracle shoots off. But everything's still pretty cool, I guess.
Edited by The_Dag on Jul 16th 2019 at 9:05:31 AM
"But before he ordered, he told these -34 guys to take care of his -34 year old grandchild..."
Okay, that's just priceless. XD
Who does the next one?
unfortunatezorua asked to do the next one
When are they going to do that?
When they wake up. They're the same timezone as me (yeah I'm a night owl while they have school).
What time will they wake up?
In an hour or two.
Edited by The_Dag on Jul 9th 2019 at 11:14:16 AM
~unfortunatezorua, you there?
Edited by Zanreo on Jul 11th 2019 at 12:18:05 PM
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