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Get out of here before I call the cops on you for indecent exposure and stalking
Random begins to scream, as he looks for the nearest weapon in the house.
edited 23rd Apr '17 10:24:34 AM by inkoalawetrust
Miss, do I have to open the window and push you off this two-story building?
"GTFO! There's a wasp nest in this window!" (I'd neglect to tell her that the wasps have since been exterminated)
Maybe I'll throw him a piece of steak to get him to leave...
How did he get up here, anyway?
edited 23rd Apr '17 12:05:17 PM by lewattoo
"Go away! Come back later! We're not open!"
Locks the gate.
Locks front door.
Bring pitt bull into bedroom.
Locks bedroom door.
Hides under covers with gun and cat.
edited 23rd Apr '17 9:59:21 PM by Rbade
Ahhh! A headcrab!
*Calls the exterminator and sleeps in the couch until the exterminator arrives*
I must awaken my Stand!!
HOW DID A CAT THING GET IN MY YARD
-Goes out with kife.-
Run! That window isn't going to stop him if he's out for blood.
Oh, and definitely alert the authorities that a gorilla has escaped.
edited 26th Apr '17 4:53:19 PM by Cabe_Bedlam
Are you lost?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
Whoa, what are you and how did you even get up here?
I didn't know my home was in a rainforest... must be still sleeping... goodnight.
Better hide the spaghetti!
Seriously though, call 911!
So.... how are you doing?
What- Hello, 911.
Screams in shock and runs out of the room to safety
I probably won't even notice for ages. When I do though, it'll be a pretty big shock, to say the least.
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